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 Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:38 am
hot fuzz
You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Well, I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Oh dear... is he all right?
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:14 am
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
It has dust in it.
And this one?
A hair.
And this one?
Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am
the signs
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts, admit it.
With pride. What can I do for you?
You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
Tsk, tsk. That's hardly complementary Highness. Why loose your venom on me?
You killed my love.
It's possible. I kill a lot of people.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:47 pm
THE PRINCESS BRIDE!
Hella yeah. We just watched that movie yesterday. (by 'we' I mean my roommate and I)
---this is probably an easy one, but I absolutely love this quote---
~Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands...and your plan is to blackmail this person?
~.....
~......good luck.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:23 pm
The Dark Knight! i think!
Old Woman: [hitting skeleton with her walker] Bounder!
Skeleton: Sweetie pie!
Old Woman: Monster!
[hits him again]
Skeleton: Buttercup.
Old Woman: Cad.
Skeleton: GERTRUDE!
Old Woman: [adjusts her glasses] Alfred? Oh! You've been dead for fifteen years!
Skeleton: [grabs old woman] Frankly, my dear,
[dips old woman]
Skeleton: I don't give a damn!
[kisses her]
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:15 pm
Corpse Bride. :3
"What kind of people?"
"Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized; Your kind of people."
"Hold up. My kind of people would say 'Kiss my a**, Scarface.' "
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:11 am
x.x.x? then there another movie that has that script somewhere but i forgot the name
You're jokin', you're jokin'! I can't believe my ears! Would someone shut this fella up? I'm drownin' in my tears! It's funny, I'm laughing! You really are too much. And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff.
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Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:42 am
nightmare before Christmas
Because I be, what I be. I would tell you what you want to know if I could,mum , but I be a cat. And no cat anywhere, ever gave anyone a straight answer. =3
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:19 pm
the last unicorn
Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?
Who the hell is this...?
Cafe latte.
what the ********...?
Twist of lemon.
Chief, what the ******** is this?
Sweet'N Low.
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 5:27 pm
boondocks saints
All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my tea
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:25 am
Alice in wonder land ...tim Burton..
You cheated.
Pirate.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:47 am
Pirates of the Caribbean the curse of the black pearl
A jealous female can be tricked into anything.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:42 pm
Peter pan 3nodding
I just have to do my un favorite movie of all time
Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:33 pm
Twilight. Lol. Is it sad that I didn't have to look that one up? D:
"It's a crystal, nothing more, nothing less."
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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 3:22 pm
Labyrinth...?
Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality.
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