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Alex L. Skyhopper Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:44 pm
fly my cocks and protect your hens!
*millions of roosters take flight and attack*
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:45 pm
You fool! Chickens are no match for any plague, nor a flamethrower!
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:45 pm
Alex L. Skyhopper fly my cocks and protect your hens! *millions of roosters take flight and attack* WHO THE ******** SAYS THAT?
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:46 pm
I summon the plague wind of Nurgle! Again!
*thousand upon thousands of the bloated plague flies begin to drain the chickens and such of life, turning them into... Dun dun dun... plague zombies*
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Alex L. Skyhopper Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:47 pm
Advance darkhounds wolfs and fades>
*the shadow spawn and wolfs begin their attack*
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:50 pm
Fool! You cannot deny the power of Grandfather Nurgle! I summon the plaguebeares!
*a noxious yellow cloud descends upon some nearby onlookers.*
Bwahaha! You will never defeat them!
*a group of pus drooling, scab covered, stinking demons begins to file out of the cloud*
A single swipe of their plague swords turns any person into one of their own!
*the plague bearers turn and raise swords made of bone and rusted metal, they begin to advance. the plague flies gather around them in droves, making a near inpenetrable shield*
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:51 pm
*Calls upon the Angel's of Heaven to protect us. They come and protect all, but the zombies.* ((sorry alex. sweatdrop ))
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:54 pm
Angels cannot protect you from Grandfather Nurgle's greatest creation! I call upon the many pox buboes of Nurgle himself to releash unto me, The Great Unclean One!
*all the plague flies begin to gather together forming one massive swarm. The noxious cloud begins to turn black and swell around the flies. They dissappear and in its wake is left what one could only describe as a writhing ball of disease incarnate!!!*
*The Great Unclean one begins to destroy angels by the handful*
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:56 pm
Oh please. Enough with your pathetic attempts at a force to attack with.
*Raises his hand slowly, an aura of darkness beginning to enfold him.* Begone! *With that, the aura exploded and melded into the earth and the bodies of all your summoned beasts. Slowly, and painfully, all twisted themselves apart, attempting to escape from their very own skin... After only a few moments, the entire battlefield lay strewn with blood, flesh and discarded bones...*
Now shut the ******** up.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:58 pm
What the ******** menacingly at Sephra*
Kill him...
*the zombies begin to advance on Sephra*
Make it painful...
*they begin to consume his flesh*
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:58 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:00 am
Merry New year pathetic mortals!May your short lives be painfully short!
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:05 am
*The clone of Sephra falls apart at the swarm of zombies.* Oh come on DoomZombie, we're fighting on the same bloody side! *He growls, and hurls a large dagger at one zombie, severing it's head from it's body.* Good day to you all, Happy New Year. Yada, yada, yada.
Viva la Toast!
Sieg Heil Toast!
All Hail and Praise Toast!
She sheathes us all in warm crusty glory.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 12:06 am
Then stop killing the minions of Nurgle!!
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