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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:38 pm
Cause their afraid of drowning.
Why do birds fly?
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:07 pm
Because they were stuck in a labrynth.
Why is cheese so awesome?
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:11 pm
Because without cheese we will only have wiz :/
What makes a roar, a neigh, a bark, and a squeak, but doesn't contain any of the animals that makes those sounds?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:26 am
A Dora the Explorer watch.
Why are lights bright?
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:15 am
because an elephant goes meow.
Why does a snake shed?
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 6:57 pm
Because they get so scared sometimes that they jump out of their skin. What are you supposed to do with Play-Doh? ((I love adding links for stuff.))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:01 pm
You build a Play-Doh boat and sail to Play-Doh island. What can you do to not cry when cutting onions? ((I love appearing out of nowhere))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:03 pm
Pretend it stole your purse (yes, that includes if you're a guy) and that every slice is a little piece of justice!
Who's in the Justice League?
((I'm kinda surprised actually.))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:18 pm
Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice, Ace Attourneys. Why did France execute their king on January 21st, 1793? ((Why is that?))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:29 pm
Because he was really a spy from the CIA and got caught!
Who is really Batman?
((You don't usually post here at all.))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:35 pm
King Leopold II of Belgium. What part of speech is "gratuitous"? ((Fair enough))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:41 pm
It's an endofsenticetative since it was at the end of your sentence.
What happens every full moon?
((G'night, I'm tired.))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:48 pm
Samuel Clemens, a.k.a. Mark Twain, returns from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. What is the tallest building in the world? ((Alright, see you later))
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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 10:10 pm
PIE!!
Why is pie the answer to everything?
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 12:57 pm
Because it adds to be 42.
Why does e equal mc squared?
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