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 Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:36 am
TALENTADO AKO XD iDeviruchi TALENTADO AKO XD iDeviruchi Lalake: Hon eto ang sweldo ko…..50 pesos Babae: Ano 50 pesos nanaman?? Lalake: Oo eh ito lang ang binigayng amo ko. Babae: Sabihin mo nga sa amo mo na taasan niya ang sahod mo.. sa trabaho,,…. Lalake: Lintik kang amo ka tinao-tao mo ako sa putikan tapos di mo pa tinataasan ang asahod ko, pano pag namatay ako sino magpapakai...n sa pamilya ko? ikaw?? Amo: Inglesin mo at tataasan ko sahod mo. Lalake: Lightning you, you man man me in the field then my salary did not climb, what if i will die, who will eat my family? you?? Amo: Ngekkk!!! nice. XD more to come XD iintayin ko yn. XD pwede
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:38 am
Isang araw pumunta si Juan sa mall
Juan: Miss Pabili Nga Ng Bollpen
Miss: Sorry Po Sir Wala Po Kaming ballpen
( Inis N Lumabasa Si Juan )
Juan:hmmmp!!! katangi-tanging penshoppe walang ballpen..
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:44 am
PENPEN ng mga baklush..Pen pen de chorvaloo de kemerloo de eklavoo, hao hao de chenelyn de big uten, sifit dapat iipit, goldness filak chumuchorva sa tabi ng chenes!!! shoyan an..
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:58 am
~Knock Knock
-Who's There?
~Dinna Bonavi, Gary V
-Dinna Bonavi, Gary V who?
Dinna Bonavi my lover Gary V with my friends XD
sorry kung korni XD
natawa ako e
wala kayong magagawa XDD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:16 am
A fat lady asked her bf what she lookd like.. d boy replied: "you look like a GOD." d fat lady smiled.. Giggled and blushed then askd" cnung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who? d boy lookd deeply in her eyes.. touched her belly and said.. "buddah"
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:24 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:26 am
nahh showtimer ka james pati joan mrgreen
dba ung iba mo joan sa showtime un xD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:31 am
Kinuha ng isang Kanong Pari isang pinoy as interpreter..
Pari: The Lord was crucified between 2 robbers.
Pinoy: Si Hesus ay ipinako s gitna ng 2 goma.
Pari: We need to sacrifice.
Pinoy: Kailangan natin ng 2 sakong bigas.
Pari: If we do not repent,
Pinoy: Kapag hindi natin pininturahang muli,
Pari: Thewrath of God will come upon you.
Pinoy: Ang mga daga ng Diyos ay pupunta sayo.(nagtawanan)
Pari: Well.. Well..
Pinoy: Balon.. Balon.
Sry parang nakaka offend kay god
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:59 pm
bat may mga greeny greeny jan? rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:25 pm
an american threw a cellphone to d sea.
PiNOY: o sayang! AMERiCAN: der r lots of cellphones in america. japanese also threw his laptop 2 da sea!
PiNOY: wat da!
JAPANESE: der r lots of laptop in japan
(pinoy is silent because he has nothing to brag abwt) den a korean came 2 join dem. pinoy pushed korean 2 d sea.
EVERYBODY: omg! y did u push him?
PiNOY: it's ok, der r lots of korean in philippines XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:38 pm
XDD oo nga naman maraming korean dito XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:52 pm
Knock knock
Who's there?
BV
BV who?
I'm like BV, BV, BV ohh~. Like BV, BV, BV nooo~. HAHA!
Baby by Justin Beaver. whee
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Isang bus ang hinoldap.
Holdaper: Lahat ng babae dito, rereypin ko.
Prosti: Ako na lang po, wag nyo na po sila idamay.
Lola: WEH! EPAL! Lahat nga daw eh! rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:03 pm
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Knock. Knock.
Knock. Knock who?
REMIIIIX. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. Knock. KNOCK-ALIGO KA NA BA SA DAGAT NG BASURA?
Okay. Patapon. Pasubugeeen. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:17 pm
-i-mhardz-i- nahh showtimer ka james pati joan mrgreen dba ung iba mo joan sa showtime un xD nde ako nanonood ng showtime. XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:18 pm
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