Flaming Lotus Petal
How would Oak/Pikachu/Ash's mom/Misty/May/Dawn/Brock/Tracey/Paul react if they saw Gary and Ash making out?
Oak: "Glad to see they're finally getting along."
Pikachu: "Pikaaaaaaaaaa?!" (Translation: What the ****?!)
Ash's Mom: "I always knew ever since he tried on my heels when he was little."
Misty: "I sang you love songs and was there for everything! I thought you were the one!" She commits suicide later.
May: "Cool, now you me and Drew can double date!"
Dawn: "I hope I can find someone special like that, too!"
Brock: "I wish I could score with Nurse Joy like that."
Tracey: "I knew the ones that get to you the most are the ones you had the most feelings for. I just thought'd be Misty..."
Paul: "I knew all you 'compassionate' trainers were homos."
