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 Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:11 pm
i had a teacher who had a problem that he would always fall asleep for a few secconds and then wake up and there was one time when he had a test and he wants to tell us a very important thing to the test and he goes "everyone listen to this dont forget it this at all" and he fell asleep about a minute laster he wake up and says "so class dont forget what i just said"
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:58 pm
Hah, these are silly! =D
Alright; well the one time I decided to dress in whatever I felt comfortable it was the one day I end up embarassing myself AND someone else. It was only a few days after I got my haircut (The one I have right now, might I mind you... >.>) so it was still pretty short and somewhat...poofy. I decided to wear my baggy Motley Crue t-shirt (The one with the Girls, Girls, Girls album cover on the front xD) and some...rupped up baggy jeans that had no way of showing my "womanly curves."
All of a sudden this girl comes up to me during lunch and starts talking to me. We're having a decent converstion; I'm cracking a few sarcastic jokes here and there, she's laughing, and we're getting along fairly well....Until she starts asking if I'm going out with anyone. Of course, that's the "BEST" time for my female friend, Alex, to come out of nowhere, call me by my LAST NAME (Which, in my school, is a way to either indicate that you're either good friends, or you're a guy.) and give me a...seemingly-lesbian/girlfriend hug. o.e
Of course, this girl goes, "Oh, is this your girlfriend?" I obviously say "no," but then she commented saying, "oh! But you'd be such a good couple! Who ARE you dating then? Is she someone I'd know?" (By now, you can tell that she must have thought I was flirting with her and wants to "go out" with me.) I give her a long, blank and serious stare until I say flatly, "I've never dated anyone in my life; and I dont intend on 'going out' with anyone anytime soon." Me being...me, I thought that she'd know I'm a girl. xD
"Why not?" She says, "You'd be such a good boyfriend! You're funny, you've got a not-too-scary voice for a boy and you're cute..."
I give her a crazy, wide-eyed stare which makes her stop listing...flattering complements (xD) about myself by saying, "...You know my name's Brittany and I'm a girl...right?"
The poor girl's face goes completely red! She covers her mouth, slowly turns around and starts sprinting away saying something like "ohmygod you look like a guy...!"
Haaah, dont get me wrong, I was pretty upset and slightly embarassed that I COMPLETELY led a girl on without even realizing it and the fact that she thought I was a boy, but now that I think about it...it's pretty funny! xD
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:01 pm
SonyaXChan Hah, these are silly! =D Alright; well the one time I decided to dress in whatever I felt comfortable it was the one day I end up embarassing myself AND someone else. It was only a few days after I got my haircut (The one I have right now, might I mind you... >.>) so it was still pretty short and somewhat...poofy. I decided to wear my baggy Motley Crue t-shirt (The one with the Girls, Girls, Girls album cover on the front xD) and some...rupped up baggy jeans that had no way of showing my "womanly curves." All of a sudden this girl comes up to me during lunch and starts talking to me. We're having a decent converstion; I'm cracking a few sarcastic jokes here and there, she's laughing, and we're getting along fairly well....Until she starts asking if I'm going out with anyone. Of course, that's the "BEST" time for my female friend, Alex, to come out of nowhere, call me by my LAST NAME (Which, in my school, is a way to either indicate that you're either good friends, or you're a guy.) and give me a...seemingly-lesbian/girlfriend hug. o.e Of course, this girl goes, "Oh, is this your girlfriend?" I obviously say "no," but then she commented saying, "oh! But you'd be such a good couple! Who ARE you dating then? Is she someone I'd know?" (By now, you can tell that she must have thought I was flirting with her and wants to "go out" with me.) I give her a long, blank and serious stare until I say flatly, "I've never dated anyone in my life; and I dont intend on 'going out' with anyone anytime soon." Me being...me, I thought that she'd know I'm a girl. xD "Why not?" She says, "You'd be such a good boyfriend! You're funny, you've got a not-too-scary voice for a boy and you're cute..." I give her a crazy, wide-eyed stare which makes her stop listing...flattering complements (xD) about myself by saying, "...You know my name's Brittany and I'm a girl...right?" The poor girl's face goes completely red! She covers her mouth, slowly turns around and starts sprinting away saying something like "ohmygod you look like a guy...!" Haaah, dont get me wrong, I was pretty upset and slightly embarassed that I COMPLETELY led a girl on without even realizing it and the fact that she thought I was a boy, but now that I think about it...it's pretty funny! xD Something like that has happen to me. But I think you just won the internet.
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