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I'm meeting my hubby's (technically fiancee but I call him my hubby) grandparents today. Should I clean the house?

Also, what should I wear?

Why would I ask the bad idea bears a serious question? lol

I did clean up a little. I like to just keep the house presentable in case someone shows up unexpectedly.

As far as what I wore, I basically just decided that I didn't care. I figured if they are going to hate me there is nothing I can do about it. My clothes aren't going to make that much of a difference. Luckily they seem to like me. I know he would marry me even if they didn't. But it just makes things easier if none of his family members want to punch me in the throat. xd

That would be a.....wait for it......bad idea.

Spontaneous combustion and spooked animals are the stuff of ghost stories. Sneak into their house, cover one of their walls in gasoline and the corners with non-flammable stuff, and set their wall on fire. If you're feeling extra malicious, write a spooky message on the wall in gasoline and set fire to that!

Alternatively, find their back door during dinner time, find a horse, let it in to the house, cover it in gasoline and set the horse on fire! Demon horses are mythical and really scary, and the family will s**t itself in fright!

And if they're not scared by this, in which they would all need brass testicles not to, capture a flock of crows and set it loose in their place. If they aren't scared by the screeching crows flying into their face and attacking them, at least it'll cover their carpets in bird s**t and discourage them.