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II Hannah_Jarvinin II

PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:34 pm


the aflac duck flew in the window!! it ran into Chris, making him fall on the toaster and crush it. Condom cried in anguish...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:06 am


"NO MY TOASTER HAT!! it gleamed with the shine of many moons ans now it is broken and shattered into my rib cage. I'm beginning to think we should have hired Nicholas Cage." Chris then stood up and walked to the sink where he removed toaster bits and dropped them with a *tink*. he turned and said....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:13 pm


"We need to join the penguin army in the North. Any suggestions on how to get there?"
That's when Hannah said, "Let's use my Blue Eyes White Dragon jet!"
So, we all clambored into her jet, but before we reached our destination, it began to...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:26 am


Grow two extra heads, burning up the fuel three times as fast.

"What's happening?" cried Resara.
"I think the jet is evolving!" Hannah answered.
"What show is this, anyway?" Chris speculated.

Fuel was becoming an issue and they had to land. Just before they hit the ground...

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II Hannah_Jarvinin II

PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:38 am


Chris yelled, "We're gonna hit that tree!"
He was partially right, the evolving jet's nose crashed right into the heart of the tree, but it broke off, leaving all the passengers unscathed, if a bit frazzled.
"That was close," Hannah gasped. Then they noticed...
PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 5:11 pm


THe giant wall towering to the sky's
"WATCH OUT!!"screamed Res as we flew towards the wall
"HOLY CRAP THAT FCKERS TALL!" Exclaimed Christopher
The jet flew straight at the wall and in a last ditch effort suddenly started going vertical in a hope to raise over this massive blockade. Then they all heard a beeping, the jet had run out of fuel. They looked around in panic as the jet began to descend and then all of a sudden......

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II Hannah_Jarvinin II

PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:30 am


a giant flying panda catches them! however, it's hungry and doesn't like visitors! as its flying in circles, trying to get them in his mouth, Chris yells...
PostPosted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:33 am


"Throw it the bamboo plant! Throw it the bamboo plant!"
"No!" cried Hannah, "The feng shui will be all wrong!"

Heedless of the chi energy, Resara grabbed the pot and...

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II Hannah_Jarvinin II

PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:00 pm


threw it at a giant flying hippo! it landed squarely in the hippo's mouth and angered it! it joined forces with the panda and...
PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:02 pm


...abruptly put on a pink tutu and started tangoing with it, in the air, to Disney's Fantasia.

But before horrified eyes, the radio that was playing it fell through the smashed jet window and...

William Hull
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II Hannah_Jarvinin II

PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:11 am


the air pressure of the plane destroyed all the oxygen! The oxygen masks fell down, and Will helped Hannah put hers on instead of doing hers first! Will...
PostPosted: Sat Jun 26, 2010 10:43 am


Quickly rushed over to her mask as she was holding her breath and could do so for long periods of time. COndom in a panic put his mask on upside down not realizing it. The jet suddenly stopped moving and oxvgen was replaced when everyone looked around they realized the jet was in a giant net they looked to see where the net was coming from and saw the penguin army ontop of the wall fire nukes at the panda and hippo. Res exclaimed with joy.....

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:07 pm


"It's that penguin from 'Happy Feet'! We're saved!"

Things were finally starting to look up, when suddenly Greenpeace stormed into the scene and began yelling at the penguins for trying to kill off an endangered species. But the penguin army was not to be deterred. Flashing important-looking papers, they...
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:01 pm


..put the papers away before pointing pointing the guns on Greenpeace, causing them to flee in terror screaming something about coming back...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:56 pm


In the near future to dash the penguins plans. the penguins remain resilient and began to let loose wave after wave of missiles at greenpeace and the flying panda/hippo. these penguins were unstoppable but when both groups were destroyed the penguins took notice of the battered jet in their net and quickly....
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