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 Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:03 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:10 pm
Hahahaha "Freyja's tits" & "Gardner's balls" are my favorites from this thread so far xD I'm not very creative so I generally say "Gods" as well (though I still enjoy a good Christian swear, such as "********!!" or the obvious & nearly instinctual "Oh my God" ).
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:35 am
I heard this in a video game once "By Tyr's right buttock!"
but it could easily be applied to the Norse Tyr no?
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:41 am
xd
I bet Tyr has a nice arse.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:55 am
Here's a pretty bad one that just hit me.
"Clotted blood and stale winds"
In my path stagnation is rather unholy. In a ritual or spell it would mean for me "may all your endeavors be meaningless and without satisfaction" Don't misunderstand the context of clotted blood either, think of it as when blood vessels are clogged. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:07 am
I've always liked "Utinam modo subiunctivo semper male utaris!" - "May you always misuse the subjunctive!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:09 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:28 pm
You know, it seems to me that we should be able to get some sort of swear out of the story where Loki let a goat drag him around by the balls to make Skadi laugh. Hmm...
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:16 pm
"Loki's Balls!" would work fairly nicely, but isn't really that specific.
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Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:30 pm
Sanguina Cruenta "Loki's Balls!" would work fairly nicely, but isn't really that specific. I suppose you could use it when cursing out in pain.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 10:15 am
I feel like I'm missing out by not using these profanities. I shall have to write down a list and whip it out the next time I'm feeling saucy.
SAUCY.
In the words of Hermione Granger, "Merlin's pants!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:42 pm
This is not something I came up with, but it feels so good to say:
Holy Ra!
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:50 pm
Sadly enough, the only one I can really think of would be "By the Gods!"
Though, I must say, I love the "Gardner's Balls!" idea. XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:14 am
My grandpa told me the christian god was the real one because everyone around him says "God damn it" when their angry, "jesus christ" or "Oh my god" when their shocked "god help me" if their scared. He thinks it means that people who have different religions are calling out to be back with god.
I didn't know how to respond.
I've tended to realized just saying "Gods damn it" feels perfectly normal, They seem to know I'm just being facetious and I don't leave out any of them smile
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:51 pm
Adalyna My grandpa told me the christian god was the real one because everyone around him says "God damn it" when their angry, "jesus christ" or "Oh my god" when their shocked "god help me" if their scared. He thinks it means that people who have different religions are calling out to be back with god. As opposed to why I think people do it - they repeat the curses they hear growing up, around them. Hence why I still say "Jesus Christ!" when I'm very truly vexed enough - it's what my paternal grandmother always said, on the rare occasion she barked at someone, and it's what my father says on the frequent occasions he barks at someone. Usually when I curse I'm simply vulgar, instead of blasphemous. I express my irritation or anger with words like 'cockmuffler', for the majority of the time. If I do 'blaspheme' (something I think largely ridiculous) it's identical to how I was raised with such things; I just say 'Gods' instead of 'God'. I never curse in the name of the Lord and Lady, or in the names of the Gods of my household. I do say "Damnit" a lot, but it's never in a specific way or context.
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