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Xahmen

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:17 am


I'm not sick?
Good.
Stay inside, simple as that.
I have plenty of supplies that'd last me about a month, if I end up being in quarantine longer than that then depending on how much of my local social interaction is left then I'll just go get more food.

If I run out of all food possibilities before the quarantine is lifted then I'll simply let the people who have on lockdown that we're running out of food.
They can either air-vac food in, let me leave, tell me to go get ********, or shoot me.
In three out of four scenarios I don't have to worry about being hungry anymore.

I think I could make it maybe half a year under quarantine, if food was readily available. If not, then I'd probably last abut three months before getting shot trying to escape.
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:31 pm


Vanilla eXee


Going to a hospital in an epidemic like that is a death sentence.


Yeah, well, it'll get to that scattering remains death I mentioned earlier. :3 Might as well die spectacularly, if at all.

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Malik The Mad

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:10 pm


The descent of madness......
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Maka! Methinks staying away from over zealous scientists is a good idea. During an epidemic, they'll probably expose you to the chemical to either find a cure or make it even more dangerous.
Doesn't have to be painful......
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:57 pm


find a high ranking official and sneeze on them. watch them s**t themselves and pray they're not vaccinated against whatever theyre quarentining you for.

if this fail: Haul a**!! you just sneezed on someone...theyre about to kill you.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:57 am


Azekual
find a high ranking official and sneeze on them. watch them s**t themselves and pray they're not vaccinated against whatever theyre quarentining you for.

if this fail: Haul a**!! you just sneezed on someone...theyre about to kill you.


I'd say they'd give you some warning before shooting you at a specified distance. If they're caught in the danger zone out of their haz-mat suits, it's their own fault.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:56 pm


Stay home, make sure you have some way of letting them know you aren't sick. Cross your fingers and hope that they give a s**t and come and get you. Otherwise, don't leave your house. Try to survive on what you have for food, eating sparingly. When you run out.....well, depending on how bad the situation and how well the government has responded.....wait...this is America...You're basically ********>

Lucie Furr


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:16 pm


Would anybody try to overcome the odds in a vehicle?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:36 am


I'm actually sick right now... o.o But it's just a bacterial infection. >.>
I'd stay inside and try to make what food supply I have last. Just in case I would carry a gas mask along with.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:07 pm


D_Marx
Would anybody try to overcome the odds in a vehicle?

i dont think i would. i just know i would be shot in the back of the head
PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:04 pm


Then the zombies come.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:57 am


Xx_-Syrupey_-_Carpet_xX
Then the zombies come.

We've already had that thread. It's in the Archives if you're interested.

This is more Outbreak than Dawn of the Dead, in any case.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 8:08 am


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D_Marx
Would anybody try to overcome the odds in a vehicle?

i dont think i would. i just know i would be shot in the back of the head

Very possibly, and at a distance. They don't need your brain goop all over them.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:32 am




Best thing to do would be to tunnel out of the quarantine zone. You'd have to be able to find a safe non watched area and a map. It might also be helpful to have rudimentary math and tunnel making skills. Then, skip the country, and live the rest of your days under an assumed name.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 4:31 pm


OR, you could lie and say you've discovered a cure.

((rudimentary charm and suave needed))

Say you found a cure, but you'll only tell if you get let out. Then, under the cover of night, run away and escape!!! Muahahahaha!!!

Call me and tell me did it work?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:51 am


Not sure if I could give an analysis of a cure if everyone else is staring at me. "It's. . . bacon?"

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