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I have this app on my I pod, and it has TONS of jokes... most are dirty.. but there are a lot of funny clean ones.. so here are some of my faves......

~Since everyone is dissing blond women:
A blond guy and a brunet girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. the blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said "All right, Who's the other father?!!"
~Another Blond joke:
A State trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blond lady driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?" The woman replied "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was a tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" "reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the office replied, "Ma'am.... That's your air freshener."
~Again a blond joke:
A brunette, a redhead and a blond were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked into the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says "oh, it's only a cat" He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says. "Woof, woof". The cops says "it's only a dog". He kicks the third bag, and the blond says, "potato"
~Doctors:
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No change yet
~Children:
"Mum, there's a man at the door collecting for the Old Folk's home. Shall i give him Grandma?"
~Police:
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said "stop or slow down, what's the difference?" The cop pulled the guy out of the car and hit him w/ a nightstick for about a minute and then said, "Would you like for me to stop or just slow down?"
And last one
~Elderly:
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning hin, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "Heck!", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"