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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 4:42 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to... The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he.. he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does:
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:30 am
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau a leaf! But they couldn't use this leaf because it was a sacred leaf and the town would be punished even more if they dared to write on this sacred leaf. So the townsrecorder who is named Tom The Typist had to resort to... The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he.. he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does: ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly...
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:01 pm
Liska RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he.. he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does: ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 9:45 am
RizzoBM Liska RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau The Mayor's long lost cousin that always comes to these meetings and no one knows why the Mayor's long lost cousin is always considered long lost.. The Mayor's cousin doesn't even know why he's considered long lost... He just is.. So the Mayor's long lost cousin who we shall call Amazing Bill didn't appreciate Tom The Typist writing on his forehead so he.. he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does: ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly... Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:21 pm
Liska RizzoBM Liska RizzoBM Blau he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does: ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly... Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:37 pm
Blau Liska RizzoBM Liska RizzoBM Blau he didn't have a special case to put these muffins in so that whenever he saw them he could remember this very special occasion when he smacked Tom The Typist with his pan of muffins. While Amazing Bill was staring sadly at his muffins, Tom The Typist was recovering from being smacked with a pan of muffins. He has a very special way of recovering. Here's what he does: ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly... Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:41 pm
RizzoBM Blau Liska RizzoBM Liska ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly... Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:48 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau Liska RizzoBM Liska ... Instead they all cry out in exhaustion at having to listen to such a long and dreadful thing, and Amazing Bill stared in amazement, then bent to pick up a muffin and threw it at Tom the Typist, because he couldn't think of anything else to do in such a situation. Suddenly... Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:54 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau Liska Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:07 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau Liska Asked him if he was a virgin. Tom, never having had a girl in his life, confessed this to the people using song lyrics from random artists (Very artistic indeed!) that he was, in fact, a virgin. Upon hearing this, the towns people quickly tied him up with duct tape and dressed him like a girl so that they could use him as a gift for the dragon who lived nextdoor. Horrified, ... The townspeople screamed and square-danced around eachother as they attempted to get away from Tom and the dragon. This act saddened the dragon considerably so he randomly killed a spider that had been annoying him. When the dragon did this, Tom ... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:17 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM took the opportunity to run off and bake some cookies for the dragon. Tom thought, that if he was already dressed like a woman, he could act like one, too. No, no. Tom would not act like one of those prissy bitches who whines and cries about every little thing. Tom would be a classic woman. One that Grandma had always hoped his mother would be. Poor Tom, taking such responsibility. Yes, he would be a good woman. ...With cookies, no less. The dragon was very surprised at Tom's baking prowess, and... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:37 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM took the opportunity to run off and bake some cookies for the dragon. Tom thought, that if he was already dressed like a woman, he could act like one, too. No, no. Tom would not act like one of those prissy bitches who whines and cries about every little thing. Tom would be a classic woman. One that Grandma had always hoped his mother would be. Poor Tom, taking such responsibility. Yes, he would be a good woman. ...With cookies, no less. The dragon was very surprised at Tom's baking prowess, and... thought about fainting with surprise but then decided against it because that happens way too often. Then he thought about crying out in surprise and tackling Tom because he was too happy but decided against that as well. So. He eventually decided to award Tom with his prized possession which was ... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:43 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM his favorite jar of pickles. It's a little-known fact that dragons love putting stuff in jars. The whole treasure chest thing is waaaaay passe'. Unfortunately, dragons have a hard time putting foodstuffs in jars. It's slippery, you see. Darn those perservatives! So, they have jars of gold, and silver, pogs, and other precious items, but very little food. And pickles are very special in this light. (And in this jar, as well. They are more special in the jar than they are in the light, of course.) Tom peered at (or in...the narrator is having a hard time at the moment) the jar, and exclaimed in surprise "..... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ... become a performer! He would become a _________. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:50 pm
Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM his favorite jar of pickles. It's a little-known fact that dragons love putting stuff in jars. The whole treasure chest thing is waaaaay passe'. Unfortunately, dragons have a hard time putting foodstuffs in jars. It's slippery, you see. Darn those perservatives! So, they have jars of gold, and silver, pogs, and other precious items, but very little food. And pickles are very special in this light. (And in this jar, as well. They are more special in the jar than they are in the light, of course.) Tom peered at (or in...the narrator is having a hard time at the moment) the jar, and exclaimed in surprise "..... OH MY! It would appear that this very special and prized jar of pickles is being given to me by a dragon! Why. Thank You!" With that said, Tom bowed repeatedly and the dragon, who was a little more than surprised at this exclamation of surprise, decided to ... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ... become a performer! He would become an acrobat. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except...
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 6:57 pm
RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM Blau RizzoBM prance about in a circle. And what a lovely circle it was. The dragon was quite pleased with himself. Just as the dragon was making his last laps, Tom noticed a stack of somethings in the corner. And it just so happened that these somethings were paper! And then... a crowd of townspeople, who had been spying through one of the cracks in the wall, rushed in and stole all of the paper! To end their paper shortage! But the dragon had been expecting this and attempted to herd the townspeople into the lovely circle that he had pranced about in. Suddenly, Tom ... become a performer! He would become an acrobat. And then all of those townspeople who were too busy trying to find paper would have to notice him and his cookies! Oh. And his jar of pickles. Who could forget about that? No one of course. And with the dragon on his side he would become famous! Nothing could stop him! Except... Tapdancing. Well. Tom The Tapdancing something or other because the dragon was running out of ideas. Mainly because he was so preoccupied. But for many other reasons as well. One of these reasons was that he finally came up with another addition to Tom's name.. Wait. Actually. He didn't. He was too busy to do anything of the sort at this current moment in time. So while the dragon was occupied, Tom decided to show off his many talents. Before he did this of course he went about collecting various items. Like your average house plant that can be found in a dragon's home, and a couple other things. After he had these items he showed off his many talents! First he...
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