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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:32 pm
Hrm.....maybe I wouldn't kill them. I would freeze them and have stupid people pay to come and see them. That way when it backfires I'll be in canada (nothing evil happens in canada!) somewhere in my shiny orange mansion siping tea. whee
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:59 am
Hmmm, there's always option A... Call in Ash. He kills anything... Heh, I wanna see something like....
Ash Vs Freddy Vs Jason Vs Michael Vs Leatherface Vs Pinhead Vs Chucky Vs Terminator Vs Predator Vs Alien Vs Ghostface.
(Heh, there could be a funny intro with Ash shoving Samara back into the Television. "Aww, is the fame too much for you? Ltt me give you boost back to stardom. *Boom*)
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The_Wicked_Man Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:20 am
Everything Zen Hmmm, there's always option A... Call in Ash. He kills anything... Heh, I wanna see something like.... Ash Vs Freddy Vs Jason Vs Michael Vs Leatherface Vs Pinhead Vs Chucky Vs Terminator Vs Predator Vs Alien Vs Ghostface. (Heh, there could be a funny intro with Ash shoving Samara back into the Television. "Aww, is the fame too much for you? Ltt me give you boost back to stardom. *Boom*) Terminator? Which model are we talking about though? T-1000 would be one hell of an opponent (and I would hate to run into him). Be sure to throw John Connor in there, too......just to even things up and justify T-1000's appearance. And throw in a couple thousand of Romero's zombies.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:32 am
Hmm, yes... Mr. Conner... I guess Ash would also have to kick Neo's Hacking lily a**. You know I can't wait fro the movie... "My Name is Bruce." Bruce is supposed to be kidnapped and thrown into kicking villans in real life.
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Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:40 pm
Ash Vs The Astro-zombies of Gaia.
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:39 am
Simple best way to kill most monseter cut off thier head soak them in some sort of flamable liquid burn them to a cinder then burry thier remains in a church graveyard. can anyone think of a monster that wouldnt work for? im sure theres one i just cant think of it!
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 10:58 pm
depends on the monster...
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:39 pm
Probably run them over with a Hummer and just leave them under the car for a few days. XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:44 pm
Everything Zen Run over them with my car. If they live... Meh, I'll be long gone. Now where can I get a car? Yeah, but considering this is a horror movie, even if you find a car, it most likely won't start. xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:02 am
Everything Zen And for Jason... Oh my god it's Jason! Step 1: Offer cookie.
Those pesky teenagers are always coming around and making a bunch of racket with their parties and premarital sex, and crap like that. They're always poking around where he lives. And what do they do when he comes out to ask him to quiet down? Scream, run away, shoot him, stab him and all kinds of other nasty stuff.
And when he finally does die, that Jarvis kid digs him up and starts stabbing him some more. Then he tries to set him on fire. rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:13 pm
I don't think that there is much of anything badass enough to survive decapitation...Even if they could survive that, what the hell are they going to do to you now? I mean, that would really ******** up their coordination and not to mention their ability to even find you. As for getting them decapitated-hmmmmm...Well, there's always the good ole huge a** gun and wherever available a very long sword (it's never good to get that close to villains)
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Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:11 pm
Nari_no_Oni I don't think that there is much of anything badass enough to survive decapitation...Even if they could survive that, what the hell are they going to do to you now? I mean, that would really ******** up their coordination and not to mention their ability to even find you. Don't tell that to Freddy Krueger.
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The_Wicked_Man Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:09 pm
Ummm.... I would call up Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:04 pm
The_Wicked_Man Nari_no_Oni I don't think that there is much of anything badass enough to survive decapitation...Even if they could survive that, what the hell are they going to do to you now? I mean, that would really ******** up their coordination and not to mention their ability to even find you. Don't tell that to Freddy Krueger. Freddy is a little different because he doesn't really have a body, he is more of just a presence. For anything that is already dead and still coming after you, decapitation is not really an option. In fact anything short of supernatural aint gonna be much help against a ******** ghost. Where's the magic midget from Polergeist?!
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:02 pm
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