Don't worry. Shes just a great big gay homophobe. On crack. With a mongoose for an arse. And a right player with all the geeks, eh Becks?
Danny, Jack..
Lawl Becks watchin you and Jack play Little Big Planet was bizarre, seeing as he was trying to play the game and not stare at my tits everytime I leant over to get my drink. No wonder you were winning most of the time. And his dog made weird noises. I thought it died! It just grunted and fell over. And stopped moving. Lol I kept nudging it. Then it kinda went WRAICHKLEFFFIEOOLLL and woke up. Jack was like, wtf are you talking about??
We seriously have to meet up.
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