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Granted, but the actual graphics weren't that good to begin with. Furthermore a recent rage of pixelated monsters and a strange boring and extremely confusing game concerning cards and monsters and duel disks has swept the nation so all graphics are absolutely terrible and worse the games are boring and have such complicatedly stupid rule-systems that evil computer simulations don't obey the rules because they make no sense. To make some sort of sense or at least foster interest in this incredibly stupidly complex new manic obsession of humanity schools for this duel game have been cropping up all over the nation, one of the most popular being on a small island off the coat of Texas that you and everyone you know are accepted to but get really bad grades because you'd rather just play the game than worry about getting graded on trap-cards and accessory monsters. Actually at this point a graphics card is pretty much useless and you've forgotten about every game you've ever played that didn't have a 8-bit pixelated monster involved - everyone has. Isn't that just terrible?

I wish I had an airship and a band of pirates under my command and maybe a mutant lynx/alligator/fox/leapoard/wolf/polar bear/grizzly/iguana, and with absolute certainty a mini kingdom I'm the princess of but my evil prince brother took over in my absence and now I'm planning with my pirate crew and tripped out pet to take it back and while I'm at it the sea king serpent winds up getting bonded to me, which may or may not mean that to grant me ultimate power he gets to eat me, and I have a tricked out scooter when I'm not on my airship.
[To Who Posts After Me: if you plan to corrupt this wish I demand you incorporate every facet of my wish and designation. Thank you!]
((No, I refuse to make my wish/corrupted wish any more intelligible to other people than it already is. XD))

((Ahahahaha!! You're a genius, and I'm so glad you caught the Yugioh setup! XD But about my corrupted wish...
You forgot about my mutant lynx/alligator/fox/leapoard/wolf/polar bear/grizzly/iguana!! gonk ))

Granted! But then your comic takes on a life of its own. Suddenly there are tons of lame ninjas and 10page fight scenes involved. A crazy crystal princess fell out of nowhere and blew up half the world. A young girl who's actually god is running amok and causing trouble for other characters. Some of your characters have started criticizing the artist by breaking the fourth wall and more often than not the conversations make no sense - the scientists are the comic relief and the town fool is the smartest guy in the world. The king is obsessed with buttons, and there's a strange slug that's creeping around in the background every three panels. No one reads it, it makes no sense, and you're only fan happens to be a ten year old girl who thinks she's going to grow up and marry you and your girlfriend can be the happy couple's maid. Since she's ten you should free to have an affair though. But if the ten year old finds out before she turns sixteen, there will be many awkward questions. Furthermore you and the maid have to escape to the jungle where your son gets eaten by a jungle demon that then barfs him back up and comes to live with you. You don't mind, since it takes the shape of a cute little girl - but she still eats your son and barfs him back up every three panels. She actually swallowed you once but because her insides are whack you just thought you were at an amusement park.
((Doesn't that sound like fun? See if you can catch all the references here. )) twisted

I wish I was a radioactive blue person who went and created my own special planet/galaxy/world and everything was peachy and wonderful until a bunch of evil green corrosive aliens came along and started killing my newly created life forms and we went to war and I won-ish. And that the Alpha Star person came to talk to me and we had a strange but convincing conversation about the nature of life and the universe and in the end it all turned out to be a dream I had and when I woke up I didn't remember any of it but somehow it's very important to my future. ((So what's my future? O.O))

Granted! But it happens under bizarre circumstances, see there's this dinner party with you and a bunch of your friends and suddenly there's another person at the door after everyone's already eaten the roast you made and the salad and the pork chops in gravy and everyone was about to partake in the key lime pie. So you answer the door and there's Death!! But he's very polite after a while and most of you think it's just a joke anyway and invite him in to have some pie as well. Then there's a bunch of lively conversation and questions for Death and largely you only got a few words in due to other people interrupting you with louder-spoken questions and comments. Death eventually notes that the food is all gone and once everyone's finally calmed down a bit he explains what he'd tried to say before when you got the door. See everyone in the room was dead and he was there to collect all the souls. But how did that happen? Well obviously the food you made was rot. Congratulations you got a conversation with death but killed yourself and all your friends in the process. XD Isn't that just horrible?

I wish I was a super-special-awesome-magical-supernatural-and-amazing WMD (weapon of mass destruction).

Granted, instead it was corrupted and now everytime you play the game you're stuck on one level that even when you beat it restarts and just plays over and over until you throw away the game and data just to be rid of the mind numbing-ness of having to play only one part continuously.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but the last half turns terribly suckish and horrible.

I wish that this guild was alive how it used to be. sad

Granted, but you bomb them instead.
I WISH FOR A COOKIE!!! biggrin

Granted, but your hands get cut off in a freak chainsaw accident, and the doctors don't care enough to give you prosthetics.
I wish I had a piece of gum that never lost flavor.