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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:43 pm
wolf specter Beesha Kheket Beesha Kheket Granted, but I crave you into a stature of micheal jackson. I wish I had a soda right now................... Granted, but the soda is mixed with glue. I wish I had a gluestick. granted, but when you open it up, a little bomb comes and, says, 'Bigga bagga boo!' in alittle chimpmunky voice, and blows you to wittle bite size pieces. I wish I had a llama. Granted, but your llama gets hungry and eats your head. I wish you were asleep. Granted, but I dream about a war and shoot you with a shotgun in my sleep. I wish a had a cow. Granted, but the cow wants revenge on you for eating it's mother, and drowns you in milk. I wish you were cold.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:52 pm
Beesha wolf specter Beesha Kheket Beesha Kheket Granted, but I crave you into a stature of micheal jackson. I wish I had a soda right now................... Granted, but the soda is mixed with glue. I wish I had a gluestick. granted, but when you open it up, a little bomb comes and, says, 'Bigga bagga boo!' in alittle chimpmunky voice, and blows you to wittle bite size pieces. I wish I had a llama. Granted, but your llama gets hungry and eats your head. I wish you were asleep. Granted, but I dream about a war and shoot you with a shotgun in my sleep. I wish a had a cow. Granted, but the cow wants revenge on you for eating it's mother, and drowns you in milk. I wish you were cold. Granted, but I caught a cold, then gave it to you. The some idiot doctor gives you the wrong meds and you gat a rash all over your body. I wish I wasn't cold.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:53 pm
wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Beesha Kheket granted, but when you open it up, a little bomb comes and, says, 'Bigga bagga boo!' in alittle chimpmunky voice, and blows you to wittle bite size pieces. I wish I had a llama. Granted, but your llama gets hungry and eats your head. I wish you were asleep. Granted, but I dream about a war and shoot you with a shotgun in my sleep. I wish a had a cow. Granted, but the cow wants revenge on you for eating it's mother, and drowns you in milk. I wish you were cold. Granted, but I caught a cold, then gave it to you. The some idiot doctor gives you the wrong meds and you gat a rash all over your body. I wish I wasn't cold. Granted, but you turn very hot and melt. I wish I was a cow.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:59 pm
Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow*
I wish I could fly!
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:01 pm
wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:06 pm
Beesha wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble. Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:10 pm
wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble. Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 11:15 pm
Beesha wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble. Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish. Granted, the last post never existed. I wish I could eat a tree!
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:23 am
wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble. Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish. Granted, the last post never existed. I wish I could eat a tree! Granted, but then you get splinters in your throat and cough up blood. x__X;;
I wish there were wolves in my backyard, instead of coyotes.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:26 am
Kita Rottura wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but... *licks her lips* ITS BURGER TIME! *eats Beesha-as-cow* I wish I could fly! Granted, but you fly into a rock and die. I wish I was a pebble. Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish. Granted, the last post never existed. I wish I could eat a tree! Granted, but then you get splinters in your throat and cough up blood. x__X;;
I wish there were wolves in my backyard, instead of coyotes.Granted, but the wolves are dead, and rotting. Yuck. I wish I had a wish.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:28 am
wolf specter Kita Rottura wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish. Granted, the last post never existed. I wish I could eat a tree! Granted, but then you get splinters in your throat and cough up blood. x__X;;
I wish there were wolves in my backyard, instead of coyotes.Granted, but the wolves are dead, and rotting. Yuck. I wish I had a wish. Granted, but the wish somehow turns into a gorilla and eats you. o_o;
I wish I was a duck.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:32 am
Kita Rottura wolf specter Kita Rottura wolf specter Beesha wolf specter Granted, but you are put in a fish tank and sit on the bottom of it, collecting fish crap on your surface. I wish I had a vacum. Granted, but the vacuum sucks you up. I wish I didn't have a wish. Granted, the last post never existed. I wish I could eat a tree! Granted, but then you get splinters in your throat and cough up blood. x__X;;
I wish there were wolves in my backyard, instead of coyotes.Granted, but the wolves are dead, and rotting. Yuck. I wish I had a wish. Granted, but the wish somehow turns into a gorilla and eats you. o_o;
I wish I was a duck.Granted, but you are a roast duck, and it just happens that you are sitting on a platter in the midst of hungry fat people. I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:34 am
wolf specter Granted, but you are a roast duck, and it just happens that you are sitting on a platter in the midst of hungry fat people. I wish I could breathe underwater. Granted, but a fish soon swims into your mouth while you are breathing, then you choke.
I wish I was a centaur.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:39 am
Kita Rottura wolf specter Granted, but you are a roast duck, and it just happens that you are sitting on a platter in the midst of hungry fat people. I wish I could breathe underwater. Granted, but a fish soon swims into your mouth while you are breathing, then you choke.
I wish I was a centaur.Granted, but you are an ugly centaur plastic figurine. I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 8:40 am
Kita Rottura wolf specter Granted, but you are a roast duck, and it just happens that you are sitting on a platter in the midst of hungry fat people. I wish I could breathe underwater. Granted, but a fish soon swims into your mouth while you are breathing, then you choke.
I wish I was a centaur.Granted, but it just happens to be centaur open season... Bag limit- 5000 I wish I had a gun so I could go centaur hunting...
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