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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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 Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:54 pm
"Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. ... ... ... Makes perfect sense."
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:03 pm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
-Henry Youngman
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:05 pm
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-Seneca the Younger
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:00 am
Hear the music and despair…"I pity the Grue who messes with Mr. T!"
-Mr. T, shortly before his untimely demise at the hands of a Grue.
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:01 am
Hear the music and despair…"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm sorry to say,
You'll be eaten by a Grue."
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:48 pm
Hear the music and despair…"It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue."
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:13 am
"The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its dear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale." --Narrator --> click please  <--
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:41 am
ASHLEY: "-Gasp- Have a cow, why don't you!"
CHRISSY: "Oh, I know! She has, like, 10 cows a week!"
-6Teen
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:54 am
"Today is today....right?"
-Jude [6Teen]
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:08 am
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
-Robert Bloch
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:09 am
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:12 am
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
-Peter OToole
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:14 am
"It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him."
-Arthur C. Clarke
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:16 am
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
-W.C. Fields
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Keiva Ambika Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:17 am
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
-Dale Carnegie
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