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animefreak120

PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:37 pm


There are so many good lines.

I think one of my favorites is

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner..."- Bella, Twilight

And "Bella, how opposed are you to Grand Theft Auto?" -Alice, New Moon


And I'm getting "I never said I was normal, just human" inscribed on my yearbook. <3 Although I'm not sure what book it's from... Probably New Moon or Eclipse.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:54 pm


"Penguins, Lovely" - Edward Cullen [Eclipse]

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:27 am


one of mine is in new moon when bellas dad goes BELLA I SEE HIS CAR I KNOW UR OUT THERE!!!!!!!lolz
PostPosted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:47 pm


one of mine is rosalie: You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair. hilarious and i almost fell down laughing with the whole Nessie thing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:28 am


Yeah that One Was REALLY Funny biggrin
PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:39 am


Carlile cullen- "ahh the london of my youth"-twilight
Idk it was random so it was reli funny

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:05 am


All of Emmett's innuendos at Bella and Edward's sex life in Breaking Dawn.
 
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:24 pm


Twilight-Bella- "Watch me hunt." And "Stupid shiny volvo owner."

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:25 pm


OME - there are so many it is hard to choose. Most of my favorite lines come from Eclipse. But the other books have great lines too.

Penguins, lovely.

Fall down again Bella? No I punched a werewolf.

Your lips are sill blue, do you want me to warm those up too?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:08 pm


i like it when they're riding the motorcycles in new moon and bella apologizes for bleeding and jacob's like "why are you apologizing for bleeding?" for some reason i thought that was funny whee

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:52 am


i don't think this is quoted exactly right....

"I guess it's time for breakfast," He said. I wrapped my arms around neck.
"Not funny," he paused, "Let me rephrase it then. Breakfast for the human."

not one of the best but when I first read it I couldn't stop laughing.(and it's the only one I can remember right now)
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 4:51 pm


Jacob, Elcipse- "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."
It had me laughing in my english class, idk why tho.

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MrsMaeganCullen

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:28 am


(this is in the movie) i thought it was really funny when charlie is meeting edward for the first time and he says to bring him in, and then he snaps his gun shut.

o and that the stupid pepper spray joke throughout the movie(which was getting kind of annoying toward the end for some reason
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:39 am


MrsMaeganCullen
(this is in the movie) i thought it was really funny when charlie is meeting edward for the first time and he says to bring him in, and then he snaps his gun shut.

o and that the stupid pepper spray joke throughout the movie(which was getting kind of annoying toward the end for some reason

I think that was my mom's fav part of the movie
and my fav orite line from the books so far is when bella sujests to run over tyler so that he would leave her alone

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:25 pm


i reckon that rosealie was pretty funny
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