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 Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:57 pm
Wish granted, but now you have never-ending homework in Algebra 2, which consists of problems like this:
log((5.4 X 3)/(8.47))
(Seriously, anyone wanna do my Algebra 2 homework for me? gonk )
I wish I had less homework, so I had more time to read George Orwell's 1984.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:45 am
Wish granted but when you go to read the book all the letters vanish.
I wish that my eye would stop hurting.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:48 am
Wish granted. but, when your eye stops hurting, your hand falls off.
I wish I had some pancakes..
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:44 am
Wish granted but they're fake plastic pancakes.
I wish it would stop snowing.
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:55 pm
Wish granted, but it is now raining fire.
I wish I would have had enough sense to get some stuff done this weekend, instead of having a weekend-long Monty Python marathon.
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Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:01 pm
wish granted, you do everything you had too, but you had so much sense that you turned ilegally retarded
I wish I could rule the world
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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:08 pm
Wish granted, but, you are overthrown just about three minutes after you take power. (and yes..that's the best I got)
I wish I had a cactus. (I really do..one with a flower on it..)
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:10 am
Wish granted, but while you are sleeping it falls off its shelf and lands on your face.
I wish it would keep snowing.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:37 am
wish granted, but it snows so much that your city is covered completely in never ending snow so they take it off the map
I wish the jonas brothers never became a band
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:28 pm
Granted, but instead of forming a band, they all have individual solo careers, tripling the amount of Jonas-related music etc in the world.
I wish I could go home now instead of waiting two more days.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:04 pm
Wish granted, but when you go home, you find your house and all the people you knew gone, and when you ask about them, everyone keeps telling you that they never existed, like some Twilight Zone episode or something.
I wish I could transfer schools without screwing everything up.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:14 am
Wish granted but three months into your new school it burns down and you have to go back to your old one.
I wish this essay could write itself.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:50 pm
Wish granted, but that essay is a horrible essay writer, and you fail. F
I wish I had a vitamin water..
(weird how most of my wishes have to do with food or drink)
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:06 am
Wish granted but it turns out that the vitamins in the water are actually horrible life threatening vitamins and you saddly get kidney failure.
I wish I could fall asleep.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:49 pm
Grey Gardens Wish granted but it turns out that the vitamins in the water are actually horrible life threatening vitamins and you saddly get kidney failure. I wish I could fall asleep. I already smoke, tainted vitamin water dont fase me. lmao. j/k Wish granted..But..You have a terrible nightmare that you cant seem to get yourself to wake out of. I wish I had new, working, headphones.
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