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 Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:36 pm
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES!!
MOTTO NG MGA PINOY:
#1 LAHAT NG PROBLEMA MAY SOLUSYON!
KAPAG WALANG SOLUSYON WAG MO NLNG PROBLEMAHIN!
#2 ALWAYS REMEMBER, KUNG KAYA NG IBA, PAGAWA MO SA KANILA!! DONT FORCE YOURSELF, MAKE LIFE EASY!
#3 HNDI LAHAT NG GWAPO MAY GF, ANG IBA SKANILA MAY BF!
#4 DONT FACE YOUR PROBLEM IF UR PROBLEM IS UR FACE!
#5 DI BALE NG TAMAD DI NMN PAGOD!
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:32 pm
Colonial Mentality:
Dahil sa nananatiling "Colonial Mentality" ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and kani - kanilang pangalang Pilipino.
Pangalang Pilipino ... Ipinalit sa American Name
1. Restituto Fruto - Tutti Fruti
2. Casimiro Bocaycay - Cashmere Bouquet
3. Rogelio Dagdag - Roger Moore
4. Veneracion De Asis - Venereal Disease
5. Alfonso De Asis - Alzheimer's Disease
6. Topacio Mamaril - Top Gun
7. Francisco Portero - Frank Porter
8. Juanito Lakarin - Johnny Walker
9. Esteban Pagtakhan - Stevie Wonder
10. Leon Mangubat - Tiger Woods
11. Burgos Hari - Burger King
12. Ligaya Almundo - Joy To The World
13. Maria Natividad - Mary Christmas
14. Ligaya Anonuevo - Happy New Year
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:04 pm
WOMEN ASK : WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN???
It's not so complicated!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after
theirmoney.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:35 pm
Good Girl versus Bad Girl
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:57 am
aanhin mo ang damo kung wala ka naman kabayo.
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 8:45 pm
Inspiring quote of the day:
“hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko.”
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Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:52 pm
Ang di marunong lumingon sa pinang galingan.....
may stiff neck....
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:56 am
One Liners Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman:"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman:"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman:"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman:"Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under the rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman:"Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman:"That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman:"I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman:"No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman:"Do Not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:"Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman:"Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman:"You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman:"Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman:"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman:"Ohhhh, you're so right. I want you... to leave."
Man: "If I could just see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman:"Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Man: "Hey, cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman:"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman:"Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman:"Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream."
Woman:"Go back to sleep."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?"
Woman:"What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?"
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman:"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman:"Yes, but would you stay there?"
xp mrgreen rofl 4laugh 3nodding heart
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:35 am
pindongz Quote for the day: ---DO unto others... Then run! rofl tsk3. beri bad hehe =] ang kulit mo talaga
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Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:10 am
 cheshire cat to alice: "if you dont know where you are going, any road will lead you there."
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minicupcake101 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:00 am
Kriminal: Father, forgive me for I have sinned
Pari: Sabihin mo na lahat ang kasalanan mo anak.
Kriminal: Father, pinapatay ko ang lahat ng naniniwala sa diyos. Kayo po ba Father naniniwala doon?
Pari: Sino ‘yun?
*****
Lumubog ang barko
Pari: San Pedro! San Jose! San Juan!
Madre: Sta Maria! Sta Clara! Sta. Lucia!...
Intsik: Anu beyan! Lubok na nga bahko tawak tawak pa kayo ng pasahero!!
*****
Intsik: Patay punta sa heaven, asks St. Peter: “ Ano dyan sa kabila?”
St. Peter: “Wala, impyerno. Super init!!”
Intsik: “Lipat ako dun.”
St. Peter: “Ha! Bakit?!”
Intsik: Ako benta ice water.
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:19 am
quote ng bakla:
Don't look at the past with galit. Don't look at the future with takot but look at the ngayon with awareness that we are the prettiest bruhas in this freaking lupa.
4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:51 pm
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:39 am
"walang madilim na daan
pag si loves mo ang iyong kasama"
-noh? hehe. smile
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