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Azumanga Daioh: Episode 19's Directors Cut
a Azumanga Daioh fanfiction by Kamehameha
Author's Notes: Hello! My first fan fiction in the Azumanga section! I
was hoping to make a Directors Cut because for some odd reason, that
episode made me write something like this… For those who haven't seen
the episode, this maybe be a spoiler, so don't read it unless you want
to. The translations are done by NLA, Ishin & A-F Fansubs. Enjoy!

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Good evening, Tanaka Nakuro also known as Naku here! Ogino Michiru, also
known as Micchii here! Naku and Micchii's The Young Heartthrob Talk
Show!

The noise was coming out of Koyomi's room. She was studying for the test
the next day and turned the radio on to keep her company as she did her
studying questions. Her royal blue room was almost entirely dark except
for the studying lamp that was lit so she could easily see what she was
reading and writing.

By the way, Micchii, did you see the cherry blossoms around town? They
bloomed early this year. I saw, I saw! The cherry tree in the park next
to our studio is already in full bloom!

Suddenly, there was a light tap on the window and the visitor pulled the
window open. There stood Tomo letting out a friendly "Yo!"

Yomi wasn't extremely surprised. Tomo would usually unexpectedly come
over to her house once in a while to bug her, copy her homework or just
lay around to keep her company. "You're here…"

"Yeah" Tomo agreed as she invited herself in. She took off her slippers
near the entrance of the window and slipped inside. She closed the
window behind her and laid on Yomi's bed. Tomo casually reached under
the bed and pulled out a ReTass magazine and started to look through it.

Cherry blossom petals fall, right? I love cherry blossoms, but isn't it
sad how such pure things have to scatter?

"I'm not going to keep you company." Yomi said as she continued working
on her math questions.

"I don't care." She replied and flipped through more pages until she let
out a yawn.

That's why I don't like to go flower watching that much. Well, I
understand how you feel but…

"Hey, wasn't that yawn kinda good?" Tomo grinned. She doesn't give up
too often, even if she got in trouble for practicing yawning and falling
asleep. At least she wasn't the only one late for Kurosawa's class.

The older girl sweat dropped. "You're still at it?" Tomo never seems to
amaze me.

"Well, of course. I don't want to lose to Osaka! I'm trying to compete
against her too!!!" Tomo said as she let out a peace sign. "Yes! First
Sakaki, then Chiyo-suke and now Osaka-"

Yomi let out a yawn and continued working on her answer. Tomo gazed at
her and immediately stopped talking.

After realizing the silence given to her by one of the loudest kids in
the country, Koyomi glanced at Tomo and caught the smaller girl gaping
at her. "What's wrong with you?"

Tomo pointed at her and screamed. "SUGOI!!! What great power!!!"

"Great power?" Yomi asked.

"The power of that yawn! It was amazing… Better than Osaka's"

"And how is that so?" Tomo really had a weird mind…

"Because you look cute with that yawn." Tomo said with a slight amount
of sincerity. "It stops you from looking all grown up and stuff."

A loud silence occurred until the radio spoke up.

And this is from a person who goes by the name of "Daifuku Chocolate"
Quite a "sweet" name and the Daifuku Chocolate's request is Asakawa
Yuu's "Parachute with a Girl's Heart"! Oh, I love this song!

Yomi glanced over at the radio and went back to finishing her question.

"By the way" Tomo had risen from her current state and sat with her back
against the wall.

"What?"

"Today, Kagura said that we had a lot of free time didn't she? I wonder
what she meant by that."

Yomi turned her chair and faced Tomo, "Oh, that? I guess it's true.
Whether it's with clubs or with school, whenever we try really hard at
something, we start to get impatient with it"

Tomo looked up and thought.

"Since we don't have anything to put our minds to, it seems like we have
time to spare because we're not rushing with things. But I'm a little
jealous of people who can focus their effort on a single thing" Yomi
turned and continued writing.

Tomo looked at her and curled up, head resting on her knees and her arms
keeping her knees pulled against her. She was deep in thought, which was
surprising since usually Tomo thinks before she acts.

"Hey, why didn't I join any clubs?"

"You're thinking of this now?"

"Oh well" Tomo said as she leaned to the side and comfortably sprawled
herself across the bed.

So… Sacchi-kun from the Saitama prefecture, I know getting dumped is
difficult, but you're not the only one with this problem. That's right,
you have no idea how many times Nakuro was dumped. That's right! I got
dumped repeatedly while I was in school and the nickname I got
was"Emperor of Unrequited Love"… Hey, why are you making me say this!?
Hahaha… Sorry!

Tomo laughed along with Micchii. "That's sooo stupid! I wonder how the
people who send in the letters to those people feel." Tomo grinned.

And the next letter is from someone with the penname "Crying Diet Girl."
I remember her.

Yomi looked up and glanced at the radio.

This is the girl that's tried to lose weight MANY different ways. The
male voice on the radio laughed.

She continued staring at the radio and concentrated on what they were
saying. Tomo was paying attention as well.

She categorizes each diet plan. Don't laugh at her! It's a huge problem
for girls. Yeah… I shouldn't laugh… anyway…

Both teenagers listened intently on the radio show that was coming from
the radio machine.

Naku and Micchii… please listen to us. I tried a non-granular diet.
Huh?! A non-granular diet?

"Non-granular diet? Isn't that what you did last month and failed
horribly at?" Tomo asked.

Yomi flinched at that comment. She hated it when Tomo was catching on to
her secrets.

Tomo gave a triumphant grin. "Huh? Could it be?"

Yomi turned her head towards Tomo in embarrassment and quickly looked
away from the annoying student.

"Ah! I'm right! Man, isn't that embarrassing?" Tomo teased loudly. She
suddenly waved her arms in the air indicating in a strange way about how
funny and embarrassed Yomi must be.

"You send letters to that show?" Tomo suddenly jumped on Yomi's bed and
yelled, "Yomi, you're so embarrassing!"

Tomo laughed. "'Crying Diet Girl', huh?!" The smaller girl laughed so
much, tears poured out of her eyes from the hilarious comment.

"Shut up! Shut up!" Yomi screamed as she clenched her fist.

"That's sooo sad!" She continued to laugh.

The first time I had rice after three days, it tasted sooo good. Since
it was so good, I even had seconds! The hosts of the show continued to
laugh. And when I weighed myself the next day, I weighed more than I did
three days before. Well, of course! The biggest enemy to that
non-granular diet is your mother's cooking!

Yomi nodded. It was true; every diet is vulnerable to end due to
homemade cooking.

The other teen however, continued to laugh as tears poured out of her
eyes. Yomi turned around screamed, "Don't laugh!"

Tomo tried to suppress her laugh. "It's like it was meant to be laughed
at!" She couldn't hold it and continued laughing.

"It pisses me off if you laugh before they say anything funny." Yomi
stated.

It sure is difficult to eat curry without rice.

Yomi focused her attention back to the radio broadcast.

Too bad! "Crying Diet Girl", when you decide to go on another diet, send
us a letter!

"Sure!" Yomi agreed.

I'll be cheering you on!

"I'll try my best!" Yomi said.

Meanwhile, Tomo was rolling on the bed, laughing her a** off in Yomi's
last comment. "Huh!? You're talking to the radio!"

Yomi stood up and yelled, "Shut up!"

"C'mon, Crying Diet Girl!" Tomo continued to tease.

"You got a problem with that?" Yomi said as Tomo leaped off the bed and
chased her around the small room.

"Well, no, but it's just too funny!" Tomo giggled.

"Well, if that was you, you wouldn't be laughing!" Yomi yelled.

"Yes… But if that WAS me, I wouldn't be sending letters to that radio
program about my problems." Tomo grinned. "Plus, I'm just way too sexy
to have that problem happen to me!"

"You're really annoying, you know that?" Yomi asked Tomo.

"Only because you've corrupted me that way, Koyomi-kun." Tomo teased.

"As if! You're the one that's manipulating and corrupting!" Yomi yelled
and turned off the radio.

Tomo shrugged, "Nope, it's you because you're always acting like a smart
a** and make everyone believe and stuff because you're sooo
intellectual! It makes me pissed off."

Yomi clenched her fist. "Fine, if you're going to make fun of me and
stuff, GET OUT!"

"No way! I'm your guest so you have to keep me here until I say so."
Tomo said as she flopped on the bed and read the magazine.

Yomi continued to stand there, glaring at the smaller teen. "Well, I'm
your host so you have to leave when I say so."

"Damn you, I ain't leaving!" The smaller girl whined.

"And why not?" Yomi asked.

"Because we're best buddies and us buddies gotta stick together like jam
and salsa!"

The taller girl sweatdropped. "Jam and salsa don't go along…"

"Oh… I knew that!" Tomo smiled smugly. "We're still buddies right?"

Yomi fought back. "As if! You've never considered me as a friend, only a
toy to make fun of and piss off every day!"

"Well, now you know we're friends, got that? Plus, haven't you heard the
saying those who play together stay together. I always thought of that
to be a dirty joke, but I'm starting to understand it now." She said as
she placed a finger on her chin.

"I'm ignoring you now." Yomi said as she sat down and rested her head on
the desk.

"Have you ever considered me as a friend?" Tomo asked, with a bit of
innocence in her tone.

Yomi looked up, surprised. "In some occasions, yes. In other occasions,
no."

"So, what are those no occasions?"

Yomi glanced over to her friend. "Times when you piss me off, times when
I've just about had enough of you and times when-"

"You thought of me more than just a friend?" Tomo asked.

"Yes- I mean no!" Yomi blushed. "What gave you that suspicion?"

Tomo grinned, "Because I know you, you've run away from a lot of your
fears of embarrassment. What I'm trying to say is that you try too hard
and never get what you want done. So, you always run away from those
problems." The concerned voice was coming from the one person that would
always be worry free.

"And you're point in being?" Yomi asked. This was just too bizarre to
see Tomo talk in such an intellectual way.

"You've tried to run away from me many times."

"And?"

"You're trying to deny the fact that you can't resist me!" Tomo smirked.

Yomi sighed. "Look, I only like you as a friend. The only reason why
I've been trying to get away from you is because-"

Tomo interrupted. "You think I'm annoying?"

"Yes" was the reply.

Tomo grinned, "Great! Now I can be more annoying from now on!"

"I don't know why you spend so much time and energy pissing people off."
Yomi commented. "I mean, rather than wasting it on making people
annoyed, every try using that energy for something useful?"

"Like ICPO?" Tomo asked.

"No… You can use that energy trying to think about tomorrow's English
exam." She picked up her pencil and finished the question.

"But I don't wanna study for no dumb English exam…" The hyperactive one
whined.

Yomi glanced at her and put down the pencil. "Fine, it's your life, not
mine."

"Okay! How about I use my energy for something else…" Tomo said as she
crawled over to the side of the bed and flopped back down, closer to
Yomi.

"I have no suggestions." She closed her books. She turned off the light
and walked towards her window, staring outside into the night sky.

"I know! I know how I can use my extra energy for!" Tomo shouted
excitedly.

"And what would that be?"

A light tap on her shoulder made Yomi turn around as her lips were met
by Tomo's. Her eyes widened and she pulled back quickly.

"W-What are you doing!?" Yomi's face became flushed with embarrassment.

Tomo smiled. "Aren't you happy? I'm using my extra energy to not piss
someone off. Glad?"

"G-Glad?!" Yomi yelled. "Why would I be glad because of the fact that
you just kissed me!?"

"Hmmm… Let's see… Maybe it's because of the fact that you're too shy to
say anything and always try to run away from me because you're afraid I
might not feel the same way, is the reason why I did that. Thoughtful
ain't I?" Tomo smirked.

"Thoughtful my a**! I'm not shy! It's just that-" Yomi couldn't think of
a reason to counter Tomo's statement. Instead she walked towards her bed
and sat down. Tomo sat down as well, waiting for Yomi to finish her
sentence.

"Maybe you're right. I can't stop running away from you. The truth is, I
like you and all those time you've spent with me, I was afraid you'd
stop being my friend because I… I like you a lot. Ever since the
beginning, you've stuck by my side. I've only realized it during my
junior high years and tried to deny my feelings for you. I came to this
high school because I thought you wouldn't be able to get in. That would
be easier for me to start over and forget about you. It's not like I
doubted you that you couldn't make it, it's just that I though you were
far better off relaxed and care-free to even be concerned about that.
But I was wrong. The second you told me you were accepted here, I was
confused. Confused if I should feel happy, or even more hurt to suppress
my true intentions. My true feelings. I don't know what I should say
now, but I love you Tomo." Yomi said as she embraced Tomo.

"I love you too Yomi. I came to this school to be with you. Even if
cracking the books was a lot harder than I thought it would be. Being
with you makes my life more fun, less empty and a lot happier. Thanks
for being there for me." Tomo confessed.

Yomi gave her a puzzled look. "Shouldn't that be my line? You're the one
that's always been there for me."

"Ah whatever… we'll always be there for each other. Got that?" Tomo
smiled.

Yomi nodded. "Agreed. No matter what happens, we'll always be there for
each other." She leaned over to Tomo and shared a kiss.

"I love you Yomi."

"I love you too." Yomi let out a yawn before collapsing on to her bed,
tiredly.

"Wow! That was a great yawn! The best yawn I've seen all day… You gotta
teacher me how to yawn like that…" Tomo commented before she closed her
eyes and fell asleep.

"You're still compulsively obsessed about that…" was all Yomi could say
before she collapsed into a deep slumber with Tomo lying in her arms.

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Another sunny day as gym class occurred. A whistle was being blown,
indicating that it was time for them to stop talking and listen to
Kurosawa sensei.

Kagura stepped up and managed to be the first to leap over the vaulting
horse. She completed it successfully.

"Why do we get so sleepy in the spring?" Tomo whined. Yomi glanced at
her.

Another whistle was blown as Chiyo leaped but landed on the vaulting
horse.

"It's because you stayed up late." Yomi stated.

"At least I wasn't the only one that was staying up late." Tomo winked.

"It was you're fault that I had to. If you didn't come over, you
wouldn't be tired and neither would I." Yomi said as she closed her
eyes, tiredly.

Tomo grinned. "Yes, but you see Koyomi, if I didn't have come, you would
have still been deny my feelings for me!"

"Shut up. That's enough from you." Yomi blushed.

The whistle was blown again. Osaka's attempt included crashing into the
equipment instead of leaping over it.

"Osaka! Get your act together! Geez…" Kurosawa yelled as she let out a
yawn.

Tomo gasped in amazement. "Whoa! Bravo! That's an awesome yawn!"

"Huh?" Kurosawa turned her head towards the two.

Tomo smiled. "That's the best yawn I've seen all week!"

"Hey! What happened to my yawn?" Yomi asked.

"Oh yeah, yours was good… Sensei! You gotta teach me that one!" Tomo
begged the teacher.

"Don't tell me you're hitting on the teacher too!!!"

"And why wouldn't I be? Are you jealous?" Tomo teased and hung her arm
around Yomi's neck.

"Oh shut up."

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Well, how was it? Good? Bad? I'd appreciate it if I hear from your
comments. Perhaps I should write another director's cut for a
Yukari/Nyamo fanfiction… Well, if you think it's a good idea, leave it
in your review. Thanks for reading!

Even though I did put a link to my FF.net profile, I felt like posting this anyways. biggrin
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Sakaki entered the library. She looked around to make one one saw her, and ducked into the section with the animal books. She pulled a book off the shelf and started flipping through it, stopping to stare and blush at the cute pictures.

"Sakaki-san!!"

Sakaki dropped the book in surprise and whirled around to see Osaka standing behind her.

"O-oh... Hello, Osaka. What are you doing here?"

"Ah'm lookin' fer cook books!"

"What? These are animal books, not cook books."

"Ah know that, silly! But ah figgered most people eat am'nals, right? So ah came ovah here ta look at thuh am'nals, too! Ah kin taste 'em now!" Osaka licked her lips. Sakaki turned a light greenish hue and started trembling.

"So you were lookin' at am'nals, too?" Osaka picked up the book Sakaki had been looking at.

"Wow! Ah wondah what that lil' critter'd taste like boiled? Or maybe even fried? An' with some ketchup, too!"

Sakaki covered her mouth and ran off. Soon Osaka heard a gagging sound and something wet hit the library floor. People started yelling stuff like "Woah! Look at her go!" and "Ahh, she's probably drunk. And drinking at her age, too!"

Osaka wandered off. 'Ah always wanted to learn how to ride a horse...' she thought.

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Tomo heard a knock at the door.

"Hey! Osaka! C'mon in!" Tomo held up her hand for a high-five. Osaka blinked and sneezed into Tomo's hand.

"Aah-CHOI!"

Tomo looked at her hand. "uh, gee, thanks, Osaka..." she wiped her hand on her shirt. Then Osaka followed Tomo into her room were she had been playing a video game.

"See, I got this new game. It's sooo awesome, but I'm constantly being followed around by this smart-a** fairy and I have to keep going back in time and all... It's pretty annoying."

"Ah'm sorry, Tomo!" Osaka said with a a sympathetic-glazed look in her eyes.

Osaka watched Tomo play a little while longer and listened to her babble on, when Osaka said "Yuh know, Ah just realized they put a bomb shop across from that there bank. Ah mean, who in thuh Hell'd put a bomb shop by a bank? A ten-year old could get all sugar high, rob the bank and then blow up the bomb shop. Then live as a hermit crab in that forest ovah yonder!"

"...I woulnd't put it past YOU, Osaka..." Tomo said nervously.

"Hey, is that snowy place ovah there Hokkaido? Go'wan ovah there and see if yuh kin find Yomi! Yeah, there she is!" Osaka pointed at a Goron.

Tomo started laughing her a** off.

While she was trying to get a hold of herself, Osaka picked up the remote and made the character jump off a cliff. The the moon crashed into the earth and it was game over.

"Ack!" Tomo stared in disbelief at the screen.

"Ah wondah why that moon was smilin'... do'yah know what it was so happy 'bout, Tomo-san?"

A minute later, Osaka found herself sprawled on the sidewalk out side of Tomo's house.

"b***h!" Tomo screamed and slammed the door.

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Chiyo-chan was walking Mr.Tadakichi in the park.

"Aah-CHOI!!!"

Chiyo looked up. Above her, Osaka was sitting in a tree.

"Hi, Chiyo-chan!" Osaka tried to wave with both hands, but lost her balance and fell.

CRASH

"O-osaka-san! Are you ok?!" Chiyo rushed up to her.

"Naw, Ah'm fine." Osaka got up and rubbed her head.

"What were you doing up there?"

"Oh, nothin'. Ah saw this cute lil' squirrel and Ah thought Ah'd ask 'im thuh meanin' of life... But once Ah got up there, he was snarlin' somethin' fierce. Maybe Ah interupted him while he was brushin' his teeth, coz his mouth was all foamy. Ah know! Ah'll call him 'Foamy the Squirrel'! And he'll have his out web toon and everything!"

"Uh... you sure are...special, Osaka..."

"Yeah! And guess what?! Ah think ah'm finally outta your group!" Osaka stated proudly.

"O-oh really?" said Chiyo nervously, taking a step back.

"Uh-huh! Wanna see!?"

Chiyo ran away screaming, Mr.Tadakichi right behind her.

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Kagura was at the gym, just getting out of the pool to dry herself. She turned to see Osaka approaching her.

"Heya, Osaka! Watcha doing here?" Kagura asked.

"What'r YOU doin' here?" Osaka asked back.

"Uhm, It would make more sense for me to be here, not you."

"Your mom!" Osaka said back cheerfully.

"M-mom?" tears welled up in Kagura's eyes. It was just her and her dad.

"Kagura-san, why are you cryin'?"

"I-I'll be ok..." Kagura wiped her eyes.

"Ah know what'll cheer you up! Ah kin dance for you! Ah kin do the worm!" Osaka got down and attempted to do the worm.

"OH MY GOD SHES RAPING THE GROUND!!!" someone screamed.

Kagura covered her eyes. "Osaka, stop now before I push you in the pool. I want to stay as innocent as I can, 'K?"

Osaka got back up.

"Ah know! Let's play catch!" She picked up a hand weight (with difficulty) and lobbed it at Kagura.

A second later, Kagura was on the ground, knocked out, and her head was bleeding.

"uh, nice talkin' to you, Kags..." Osaka scurried off.

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Yomi sat at her desk doing her homework(hey Tomo should try that some time), listening to her radio.

"...And that was 'Good Morning -what ever it’s called-!" said the announcer guy. "Any other requests?"

"Yeah! Ah'd like to sing a little numbah fer ya'lls!" Osaka's voice came from the radio.

Yomi turned and stared.

"Hey! Who are you?! How'd you get in here?!" said the announcer.

"One time, there was this guy, and he was sittin' onna fence, but he was a panda, and he was all like 'Sata Andagi!'"

"Grab her!"

"AAAAAAAAAAH! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, COCONUT FRED, AND ALL SEVEN TELETUBIES, HELP MEEEEE!!! SWEET ZOMBIE SNUFFALUFAGUS!"

"I GOT HER!! GET THE ETHER! GET IT!"

"OH MY GAWD, MOMMY! SAVE US AND THE PRECIOUS!! AAA-" Osaka's voice was cut off.

"Sorry 'bout that, folks... seems some five-year-old got in. On with the show!"

Yomi leaned over and turned of the radio.

"No more taiyaki before bed..." she murmered.