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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:43 pm
PinkFlyingBunny Torzeh Matasoga Torzeh Matasoga Torzeh I don't really see why you'd want to be green...and what kind of green are we talking? Because bright green would attract bees. That's a downside. My wish would have to be...I wish I didn't have such a low tolerance for spicy foods. Wish granted...But your low tolerance would be replaced with an inescapable craving. You would eat faster than your metabolism could take and you'd lose that great figure of yours, after gorging yourself because you're now addicted to the taste. I wish I was more motivated to do work that would benefit me, longterm. Eek. Your wish would be granted, but you'd become far too motivated, and be obsessed with work, leading to stress-related heart problems. Or Stress-Related Sleep Disorder. Neither of which are fun. Darn. Now I need another wish. Hmm...I wish I wasn't so very afraid of dark water...and please be more creative than having a shark eat me. Torzeh...It's me. You know it will be better than that. By the way, that was a good one. You now love the romantic allure of moonlit beaches and fearlessly stand out where the waved break, but as such, you once lose your footing and are carried out to sea where you drown. Okay, not so much better, but when you lose the fear of something that can be inerrantly dangerous, it seems odd, forced, and non-sequitorial that anything else should kill you. Hmmm...I'm running out of new wishes...Let me see an alternate corruption for the wish for eternal life. Come on, ladies...This one is easy to damn me with. Eternal life? Hmm...wish granted, but because of the tricky nature of immortality, people notice that you aren't aging/dying/whatever, and either burn you outright, or dissect you to see how you work. You'd have to put up with religious people trying to banish you, little fangirls claiming that you're a vampire, and so on. How horrible. Anyway, my wish would be...I wish I wasn't so uncoordinated. Wish granted. You become coordinated. So coordinated with the rest of the feature of every place you go that everybody thinks you're part of the decoration. A weird interior designer notices, drugs, abducts, clone you and sell the clones as the new hype decorative furniture. Your original 'you' is auctioned and won by [insert an aging socialite here] who decides to throw you away when Ikea found your genetics code and mass-produces clones of you. Now you're free, but everytime you put on tv or go outside, you see clones of you in different fashions (like with pink-feathers for little girls' birthday parties or in stripper attire for young men's birthday parties.) You gather the most clones of yourself you can and run away to a very remote and unknown island where you have your refuge and plan a terrible revenge against interior designers. Mmh... And my wish would be... to ressurect in another human everytime i die and remember everything from the previous lives . I want my own Torzeh... This one will be fun. You keep your memories through several lives, but eventually you go through the most gruesome, violent, and horrific war that has ever been in all of human history. Later you do acid and other drugs in an attempt to escape. The LSD causes your eyes to forever see movement and the acid causes flashbacks. Plunged into a bloody world of nightmares and endless motion, this integrates enough into being a part of your mind that it follows you into all of your other lives, driving you mad in short order, but even taking your own life won't stop it, because it will continue moving, writing, and the screams of the half dead and the visions of the mutilated, still-living half-corpses will never, ever subside... Wish granted. Since I was dissatisfied with the result in the Minions, lets try this one again. I wish for omnipotence. Only answer this one if you want a challenge. I believe it to be insurmountable and incorruptable.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:08 pm
You receive omnipotence, but lose yourself in doing so. You are no longer Josh. You have memories of that being, but also the memories of all of human beings before and after your previous existence. Now being omnipotent, you are not one being but many...no longer driven by anything you once were. The omnipotent form is now stuck, being something too large to matter, with no individual thoughts, needs, or wants.
I wish to be the most beautiful being ever.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:20 pm
Sweet Lovely Death You receive omnipotence, but lose yourself in doing so. You are no longer Josh. You have memories of that being, but also the memories of all of human beings before and after your previous existence. Now being omnipotent, you are not one being but many...no longer driven by anything you once were. The omnipotent form is now stuck, being something too large to matter, with no individual thoughts, needs, or wants. I wish to be the most beautiful being ever. But my first act would be to fortify myself. I would retain myself, in my opinion. What's wrong, Anna, you're not used to already being the most beautiful thing ever? razz Wish granted; you are now me. Alright, in all seriousness wish granted. Due to the subjective nature of beauty, you can have no physical form, but become the abstract ideal of beauty itself. This, as I already stated has no form, no substance, and no consciousness. You are now beauty itself...And nothing more. Greedy as I am, I have no more wishes at the moment. Someone else can take it from here.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:45 pm
I'm not touching this one...I love puppies and don't want to create a puppy-related tragedy.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:33 pm
You get a puppy, but it turns out to be like Damien's hellhound...biting everyone else and ravaging poor innocent people when your back is turned.
I wish I had an expensive camera.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:34 pm
Wish granted. But after you've had him for a few days, and have loved him soo much, you have to give him away because he'd cost you a large sum of money, upfront, and plus some monthly on rent. (Personal experience. Shooter had to be THE cutest baby pitbull ever.) I wish I would lose some weight. mad
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:56 pm
You lose weight because of an awful virus that is running its course through your body, eating up fat...it gets so bad that you end up hospitalized, and you find out that the virus you carry is not only life-threatening but contagious...and you have already infected everyone you came in contact with......
My wish is the same as before: I wish I had an expensive camera.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:03 pm
Sweet Lovely Death You lose weight because of an awful virus that is running its course through your body, eating up fat...it gets so bad that you end up hospitalized, and you find out that the virus you carry is not only life-threatening but contagious...and you have already infected everyone you came in contact with...... My wish is the same as before: I wish I had an expensive camera. Ohh. Sorry... I hadn't seen that. Wish granted... But soon after you get the camera you are taking some amazing scenery pictures, and drop it, it bounces once of twice, and rolls off the side of a cliff. Bummer. I wish that I'd get quoted correctly when I'm interviewed.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:21 pm
Snickerz_83 Sweet Lovely Death You lose weight because of an awful virus that is running its course through your body, eating up fat...it gets so bad that you end up hospitalized, and you find out that the virus you carry is not only life-threatening but contagious...and you have already infected everyone you came in contact with...... My wish is the same as before: I wish I had an expensive camera. Ohh. Sorry... I hadn't seen that. Wish granted... But soon after you get the camera you are taking some amazing scenery pictures, and drop it, it bounces once of twice, and rolls off the side of a cliff. Bummer. I wish that I'd get quoted correctly when I'm interviewed. Wish granted. After completing an interview, you mutter an inside joke to a friend and the reporter hears it. In context there is nothing wrong, but out of context (how it is published) the words sound crass, lewd, and bigoted, even if none of any of those concepts are supported by the phrase...But he reported each and every word correctly, ensuring that you become an outcast by all who read or hear of it. I still have no more wishes, for now.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:28 pm
I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:44 pm
Snickerz_83 I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh. Wish granted. He didn't kill it and while being forced to do a late-night food run by your family, your car is totaled a quarter mile out of the driveway, by a drunk driver.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:59 pm
Matasoga Snickerz_83 I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh. Wish granted. He didn't kill it and while being forced to do a late-night food run by your family, your car is totaled a quarter mile out of the driveway, by a drunk driver. Come up with some damn wishes...I wish I had the greatest and sexiest avi ever made
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:01 pm
Matasoga Snickerz_83 I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh. Wish granted. He didn't kill it and while being forced to do a late-night food run by your family, your car is totaled a quarter mile out of the driveway, by a drunk driver. Ohh, you mean like last night (or was that the night before?) for the coffee run? If my car gets totalled I'd cry. I messed the door up today, and luckily got it fixed about an hour later. I actually cried because I thought it'd cost a lot to fix it. Psht.... Free, and the door springs open a bit. For $50 I could completely have it fixed, but it's fine, for now. Anyways... I need to stop going off topic. I wish I wasn't so easily distracted.
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:04 pm
Snickerz_83 Matasoga Snickerz_83 I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh. Wish granted. He didn't kill it and while being forced to do a late-night food run by your family, your car is totaled a quarter mile out of the driveway, by a drunk driver. Ohh, you mean like last night (or was that the night before?) for the coffee run? If my car gets totalled I'd cry. I messed the door up today, and luckily got it fixed about an hour later. I actually cried because I thought it'd cost a lot to fix it. Psht.... Free, and the door springs open a bit. For $50 I could completely have it fixed, but it's fine, for now. Anyways... I need to stop going off topic. I wish I wasn't so easily distracted. That's why I used that example. Your family is absolutely horrible to you. Little Candy Princess Matasoga Snickerz_83 I wish my brother hadn't killed the battery to my car. And even if he had, not too bad, but he won't pay to get a new one. Fratricide is looking wonderful, right now, Josh. Wish granted. He didn't kill it and while being forced to do a late-night food run by your family, your car is totaled a quarter mile out of the driveway, by a drunk driver. Come up with some damn wishes...I wish I had the greatest and sexiest avi ever made I could just lay off until I come up with something...
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