Jacobizastalker: Mommy, why were you and Daddy wrestling each other naked last night?
Stupidlamb: Renesmee!! You were supposed to be sleeping!
Jacobizastalker: I couldn't fall asleep! You guys were too loud!
Pillowbiter: I'm back.
Jacobizastalker: Daddy, why were you and Mommy wrestling each other naked last night?
Pillowbiter: SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLEANSE THIS CHILDS MIND!
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ilostmymeds: CULLEN FAMILY MEETING!
IhateWolfShapeshifters: HE SAID CULLEN FAMILY MEETING!! GET OUT DOG!
RenesmeeisSexy: SHUT UP BLONDIE!
Pillowbiter: I find your screename disturbing, Jacob.
Jacobizastalker: I find it very well fitting, Daddy...
Pillowbiter: Once again, SOMEONE NEEDS TO CLENSE THIS CHILD'S MIND!