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Uh, a story my mother always brings up though it's more embarassing for her than it is for me was the time she tried to strangle me. It's actually rather amusing though my mother sees it as a sign of what a bad mother she is, we all laugh about it.

Hehe, this is a great topic xd

Anyway...I remember the time I was staying at my dance teacher's house during a summer workshop, because my parents were out of town. (They went to Paris without me sad But anyway, that's not the point.) Said teacher is also a massage therapist, and she had a little studio in her house, and I was curious what it looked like. So one afternoon after she finished with her last client, I snuck inside to have a peek. I started poking around, and saw this cool-looking human-shaped foam form on the table, covered by a sheet, and wondered what it was for.

What's the normal human reaction when you want to know the properties of something? You touch it! So I went over and pinched it...then pinched it again...then realized it was a real person!

I ran as fast as I could, nearly crying from embarrassment.

But was that it? Of course not - my luck wasn't that good. That was before I had my driver's license, so I wanted to have my bike with me so I could ride downtown instead of sitting in my teacher's house all day. So my teacher arranged for one of her clients to give me a ride to my house and pick up my bike for me...and I think it was the same client I pinched. I don't know for sure, because I refused to look at her and tried not to say much...but I just had this feeling, because it was about 15 minutes after I pinched the poor lady. xd

To this day, that is still my most embarrassing moment. redface

I remember that time when I had my period for the first time and I didn't know about it.

My best friend, Daniel. Pointed out that I had a stain at the back of my uniform and he was laughing his a** off.

So I told him to go to my locker to get my extra set of uniform and undies, but when he came back, he told me that all that was there are my undies.

THen, I remember, that even though we were required to bring an extra set of clothes, I never got around to bringing an extra set of uniform.

s**t.

I took a shower and asked if I could borrow his.

He was like, "WHAT?!"

I repeated myself and he finally said, "Yeah, sure, why not."

So, for the rest of the day, I was hit on by girls who didn't know who I was.

I shoulda taken a picture.

I've been told I look good as a boy.

^_^

Le'see... The most entertaining thing I can think of... Ah yes... twisted I was at a tech store with some friends (females). I'm not extremly computer suavy in the ways of what we were talking about, so they called over some helper-dude-guy to help up. I was refered to as "ma'am", "miss", and I think "lady" at one point in time. He helped us a good 45 minutes and talked with all of us... But I checked out and that same dude was on register duity. I used a debit card, he asked for ID, I showed him my ID card. I remember his face went from pale to neon-beet-red. Apparently, I'm not extremly masculine whee xd As we walked out, I think he emphisized "sir" as I walked out the door. My friends were more embarassed than me about the whole thing. ... Just like the time I went shopping for laungerie, but that's another story entirely xd

xd We need a club for this kind of thing xd xd whee