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 Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:41 am
“Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:08 pm
Voice of the Blood
“Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
lol... rofl... 'Honey that was a wonderful dinner...eh? How did that murder go today by the way??' lol
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:09 am
Don't run with a knife in your hand, but there are exceptions.
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:24 pm
Arc Inochi Don't run with a knife in your hand, but there are exceptions. Lol that'd be me!!
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:21 pm
Fire_Ramses Voice of the Blood
“Murder is always a mistake - one should never do anything one cannot talk about after dinner”
lol... rofl... 'Honey that was a wonderful dinner...eh? How did that murder go today by the way??' lol
Oh that so reminds me of the movie Mr and Mrs Smith - oh that would be funny ... and you killed whom today - pass the desert please ..lol...
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:11 pm
To love a man you wish to kill, only heightens the sense of duty..... lol s**t !! I dont even know where I heard that...
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:08 pm
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality
John Lennon
He was a very important guy... I wil use alot of his quotes
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:10 pm
Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.
John Lennon
He actually apologized for saying this 2 days ago and like... 35 years or something like that...
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:31 pm
Well this is just about my mood for the day .... (some of you will understand this more than others..)
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:09 pm
Famous quotes ...
Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem? - Jay Leno
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a p***s, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:22 pm
rofl.... lol.l.. those are funny.. I particularly relate to the one 'When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler '.....hehehe
Heres one for the day....
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for the rest of the time... The wait is simply too long.
Leonard Bernstein (1918 - 1990)
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:08 pm
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - ), Clarke's first law
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:13 pm
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
Edgar Cayce
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:18 pm
Living in dreams of yesterday, we find ourselves still dreaming of impossible future conquests.
Charles Lindbergh
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:30 pm
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )
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