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 Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:06 pm
dancing_penguin101 water torture. it actually does work. Then, tie them to a chair. Shave their heads, and destroy all fangirl items they own. Now we get to the fun part. Ask them questions only a fangirl would know. Forevery one they get correct, cut off a finger/toe. After a few fingers/toes are gone, they'll probably catch on. Next, engage them in intellectual conversation. Every time they do anything that annoys you, cut off other body parts. Finally, when you have just a body, run it through a shredder! I think..I've found my new favorite Methoid..
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:02 am
How about this. First get the fangirl and cuff their hands to their backs. Then take them to christian boarding school where the teachers are really strict and make them stay for a year or so where they wont have any contact with anyone but the students who are now robots and are afraid to say anything out of place. There they will not have their precious inuyasha lotrs or harry potter in time they will crack and go insane. Then once they become jello you can remold them to anyway you like so that they will never again misspell or gush over a character that they cant have anyways Wa ha ha ha ha.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:05 pm
As much as I hate fangirls and frequently joke about their decapitation or hand amputation (in the case of fanfic writers), some of these torture methods have me questioning the mental stability of half our member base. gonk
Then again, it's not as if you'd all actually do those things... or would you? ninja
Edit: And sorry, Chazzzzzzz, but Meri and I have been discussing our organizational plans for the guild, and we feel there are too many announcements and stickies. So as a first move, I'm going to destickify this thread. It's a fun thread, but doesn't need to be a sticky.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:11 pm
Kirjava As much as I hate fangirls and frequently joke about their decapitation or hand amputation (in the case of fanfic writers), some of these torture methods have me questioning the mental stability of half our member base. gonk Then again, it's not as if you'd all actually do those things... or would you? ninja Edit: And sorry, Chazzzzzzz, but Meri and I have been discussing our organizational plans for the guild, and we feel there are too many announcements and stickies. So as a first move, I'm going to destickify this thread. It's a fun thread, but doesn't need to be a sticky.
You're the boss domokun
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:01 pm
You tie them down to a chair and make them watch a huge block of just ugly people,while making them lissten to crunchy rock music while preforming Chinese water torture!Then! When they are getting on our nerves,we shall take them to the grafity rock in the middle of winter,take an ical(sp?) to them,roll them on the rock,because there will be so many finger prints they cant track them down, and let the weapon melt!
The End
That was fun!
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:56 am
Chop thier legs off, burn all thier hair, and slowly shred away their arms. Do all of this while they're getting lap dances from huge ugly people. When they are finally limbless and have had enough of the ugly people, duct tape thier mouths shut and take them around main street so people can take in thier deformity. Cremate thier remains and throw thier ashes in the sewer. And give thier legs to hobos.
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Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:35 pm
Kirjava As much as I hate fangirls and frequently joke about their decapitation or hand amputation (in the case of fanfic writers), some of these torture methods have me questioning the mental stability of half our member base. gonk Then again, it's not as if you'd all actually do those things... or would you? ninja Yes, I am sadistic! The hospital says once the bad people stop chasing me I can go home....
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:34 pm
(Hi, I'm new...)
I was thinking along the lines of voodoo, but that's just me. twisted
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:49 am
Invite them to join this Guild. xd (Mrs.Sparrow, anyone?) wink
Especially if they're the kind that just accepts all invites. Then watch them go crazy. blaugh
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:57 am
Dark Elven Princess Invite them to join this Guild. xd (Mrs.Sparrow, anyone?) wink Especially if they're the kind that just accepts all invites. Then watch them go crazy. blaugh
We have a winner!
As a prize, you'll get a FREE LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP to the Anti-Fangirl Guild!
Congratulations 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:01 pm
OhWhatsHerName I was thinking along the lines of voodoo, but that's just me. twisted First, take the voodoo doll and put a squeaky thing in it, like the ones in dog toys. Then cover it with steak sauce and give it to a hungry dog. Watch the doll get shredded to pieces as well as the fangirl.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:39 pm
OhWhatsHerName OhWhatsHerName I was thinking along the lines of voodoo, but that's just me. twisted First, take the voodoo doll and put a squeaky thing in it, like the ones in dog toys. Then cover it with steak sauce and give it to a hungry dog. Watch the doll get shredded to pieces as well as the fangirl.
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:59 pm
OOH! OOH! I've got one!
Tie each of them to a chair and clamp his or her eyes open. Project images and videos of his or her favourite actor/character/obsession doing romantic things (like kissing, holding, hugging, etc.) with said actor/character/obsession's significant other. For hours on end.
And then do OhWhat'sHerName's voodoo business.
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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:40 pm
play a video of their hero telling them to get the f*** over it.
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Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:36 am
I think they should be treated to a stripshow. No, really.  My treat.
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