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 Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:01 pm
Yesh!
If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the US, where do you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors, silly.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:34 pm
You don't, b/c they are not dead.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:37 pm
You shuffle and split a jokerless deck of cards counting the number of red and black cards in each pile. After performing these actions 100 times, how many times does the number of red cards in one pile match the number of black cards in the other?
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:51 pm
Is this a riddle? Because it feels a lot like math...
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Nemket_The_Neanderthal Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:42 pm
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
For the answer click and drag your mouse from star to star.
* Get your drunk a** off the merry-go-round. *
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:21 am
It's not math for the deck one
Answer: 100 times b/c a deck has equal numbers of red & black one cards. :]
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 6:00 pm
What has sixteen legs, is purple, and catches flies.
Highlight here for the answer: -A baseball team; I lied about it being purple-
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:12 pm
whats the part of a bird thats not in the sky, can swim in the ocean and always stay dry.
answer- it's shadow XD
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:49 pm
What word links these three together: "cue", "car" and "swimming"?
Answer:
* pool *
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:45 pm
LOL
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:32 pm
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
Answer:
A carpet.
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 8:16 pm
I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops A sandal
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