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 Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:38 am
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners."
- Charlton Heston (1924-200 cool
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:38 am
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
- Tom Clancy
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:39 am
"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:41 am
"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:42 am
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:38 pm
"Hope is the denial of reality."
- Anonymous
"Love is hope. Hope is faith. Faith is trust. Trust love."
"Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands ... but English women only hope to find in their butlers."
-Somerset Maugham
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:39 pm
"Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
-V from V for Vendetta
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:40 pm
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
-Unknown
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
- Robert Bloch
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:41 pm
"I'm gonna go to hell when I die"
-Conen O'Brien
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:42 pm
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
-unknown
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:44 pm
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:46 pm
"were going to eat turkey, then i'm going to slap you in your face"
-How I met your mother
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luver_of_life Vice Captain
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Tala Defenrir Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:28 pm
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.- George Carlin (1937 - 200 cool
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.- George Carlin (1937 - 200 cool
I'm going to hell, ahhhhh .. but you're laughing, so you're coming - dane cook
I have a new saying, what I see in vegas, I am telling everybody-dane cook
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.-Mark Twain
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.- Confucius
Hate the sin, love the sinner.- Mahatma Gandhi
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.- Mahatma Gandhi
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.-Dave Barry (1947 - ), "The Taming of the Screw"
When the candles are out all women are fair.- Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there- Scott Adams (1957 - )
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.- William Congreve (1670 - 1729), The Mourning Bride, 1697
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:28 am
"You wanna know what I'm gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk? Recycle it!"
-Anonymous
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:28 pm
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was.
Margaret Mitchell
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