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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:31 pm
Unfortunately, other creatures have been lurking around the forest, some of them catched a glimpse of the shining pieces of gold he just had.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:22 pm
Fortunately one was a rather cowardly dragon that wished to build himself a hoard of treasure without battling another for it.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:10 am
But the cowardly dragon was the least of his worries being that a large, EVIL, flatulating ogre had been stalking him now for some time, and was awfully hungry for dwarf.
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:48 pm
Because of the flatulence, Haggard could smell the ogre and quickly hid himself inside the log that had caused all this trouble.
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:02 am
The Ogre having ate some bad human had a gut wrenching vomit attack, and puked all over Haggard and his hiding spot.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:12 am
Haggard, due to the smell of the Ogre's vomit, vomitted also albeit at the Ogre's face (His vomit shoot like crazy).
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:48 am
Blinded, the ogre stumbled backward and fell heavily on the fairy, who had been too busy gloating over her victory to notice the ogre's arrival.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:09 pm
The fairy wailed and wailed for help being that she was now wedged between the blinded ogre's buttcheeks.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:27 pm
And then, out of panic and now half-alive, the fairy accidentally waved her hands and shot a ray of magic that cleared up the logs that blocked the road earlier.
(Oh, by the way, the logs are still there, are they?)
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:34 am
The ogre, not being the brightest beast in the forest, started spinning in circles, grunting madly as he tried to figure out why his lower half was now spewing beams of light.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:40 am
And then, the fairy with her last breath, fired shot magic and hit the ogre in his head which made it so smart with royalty manners and speaking accent.
@ Aya: Oh, I couldn't comment back on your profile because it's somewhat private. But answer to your question: I haven't really thought of it since I haven't RPed a single one. I'm looking for some partners! XD
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:45 am
Now that he was posh and proper, the ogre promtly picked the postulated pixie from his postierer and primly polished his predatorial fingernails while pompously preening at the poor dwarf.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:46 am
((Okay... About 30% of what you said is unknown to my vocabulary... rofl ))
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 7:53 am
keichaos ((Okay... About 30% of what you said is unknown to my vocabulary... rofl )) ((Ah, I'm sorry...I felt the need for alliteration, sorry...basically he's being snooty, XD))
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:06 am
((I could sense that but I can't understand every word the line said! rofl ))
So, Haggard, out of frustration of the Ogre's sudden snooty persona, he grabbed an ax and head towards him. (I don't want to continue the next scene XP)
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