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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:05 pm
SBEmail #15 - The BasicsJSE SB Email #15 The Basics. Learn about Strong Bad's ways of high jinks. I don't know about you but it made me motivated. SB Emails are now getting are now getting longer and has anyone noticed how he lets the typing go behind/in front of his head? Okay, didn't quite make sense but you know?!?!? Fine whatever. 7/10 Kaoru2020 SB Email 15 The Basics "Everybody, check your e-mail." T.J. wants to know how Strong Bad does it. Strong Bad then talks about the basics. "Like if someone says 'Hey, are you listening to me?' You say 'Yes' but you know you're not really listening." Pouring coke down their shirt, giving someone a hundred "bucks" (a hundred kicks in the butt). "Anyway, there'll be another one next week." 6/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:07 pm
SBEmail #16 - Band NamesJSE SB Email #16 Band names. Well, a fan needs some names for his band. Thank god SB helped him 'cause they were almost the "Invisible Robot Fish". Much thanks to SB for that one 'cause the last thing we need are more Robot fish.. especially invisible ones. 6.5/10 Sange Similar to the email "I love you". Not that much comedy value or even entertainment, although interesting. If you ever wondered where the band Limozeen came from, then here is your answer. Another 10/10 for what it leads to, but the email itself, i give a 6/10. Kaoru2020 SB Email 16 Brand Names "Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? E-mail, e-mail." Dan needs a new name for his band. Strong Bad suggests if you have a cool last name like Van Halen or Dokken. He also suggests take a cool word and spell it wrong like "Lazor" or "Bigg Nife" or "Limozeen" (comes up again later). He doesn't charge for the names, but wants on the guest lists. 6/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:08 pm
SBEmail #17 - StudyingJSE SB Email #17 Studying. Not with out it's charm I guess this email is on of the many that proves Strong Bad isn't gay. Sorry, Green xP 7/10 To all you impatient peoples, Wait a few seconds after he leaves. At the end of the email, if you have alota money you're in the mood for throwing away, be sure to click on the bottom half of SB's computer screen. Kaoru2020 SB Email 17 Studying "Oh, electronic mail!" Roy's girlfriend is annoying because she calls him when he's trying to study. "Close the book, and quit being such a dork-on!" Strong Bad informs him that he has the potential to get to first, second, or quite possibly even third base and suggests that he go over to her house unless he is reading a book called, This Book Is Better Than 1st, 2nd, or Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base He then tells Roy to forget it and study while he goes over to his girlfriend's house. Then he remembers that he doesn't know her name or where she lives. 7.5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:11 pm
SBEmail #18 - Stand-UpJSE SB Email #18 Stand up. Possibly some of the best Stand up comedy in all of Strogbadia.. *cough* 5.5/10 Kaoru2020 SB Email 18 Stand-up "Something has compelled me to check my e-mail." Joe p. thinks Strong Bad is real funy and wonders if he has ever done any stand-up comedy. Strong Bad denies it and leaves. Strong Sad enters and shows a tape from when Strong Bad was little (and Coach Z had a mustache and an afro. and little marzipan clogged - not shown) Strong Bad doesn't do too well. 6.5/10 - too short
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:13 pm
SBEmail #19 - Tape-LegJSE SB Email #19 Tape leg. Nic o Las has some pretty messed up siblings is all I could say to this one. But I guess that works 'cause this is a pretty messed up Email. 5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:14 pm
SBEmail #20 - Spring CleaningJSE SB Email #20 Spring Cleaning. Hehe, I found this email pretty funny. Strong Bad goes throgh his shiz nit and answers the.. uhhh Important ones. Cleaning's always Yummy 7.5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:15 pm
SBEmail #21 - CartoonJSE SB Email #21 Cartoon. Not too badish. From what I could tell from the n00b that wrote in, they wanted uhh *eye twitches* I think they wanted Strong Bad on his own thing. Doesn't he allready have his own thing, AkA SB Emails? Anyway, it was a pointless email but some pretty funny parts, making it a 6/10. Be sure to wait a lil at the end *wink wink*
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:30 pm
SBEmail #22 - Sbemail_22JSE SB Email #22 Sb_email22. Yay! Strong Bad's secondytwo'dth email!..or in regular langauge, Twentysecondth.. right? >.< I don't know but that makes it my 22th review! *happy dance* And Yeah, Strongy, right now I feel exactly the same way. Ex boy friend's English. 3/10 Kaoru2020 SB Email #22 - sb_email22 "Du, du, du du du, du, du, du du du." Mark wants to know what SB thinks of the English, and SB wants to know why Mark doesn't have any unnecessary vowel at the end of his name like "Marke" and why he said thank you instead of "Cheers" or "Cheerio" or "Never Mind the Bullocks." The email is abrubtly ended with the text "Banned in the UK." Click on "press conference" to hear The Cheat's advice for SB's comment. 6.5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:31 pm
SBEmail #23 - Little AnimalJSE SB Email #23 Little Animal. It's ok. There's really not much to it but.. There's really no 'buts'. Heh, 3/10 Kaoru2020 SB Email #23 - Little Animal Ashley and Anthony want to know what SB would do if a little animal came up to him. SB calls The Cheat to find out. SM gets mad. SB breaks the fourth wall ("You know we got the people watching at home. Just trying to be kinda funny for 'em). 5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:33 pm
SBEmail #24 - The BirdJSE SB Email #24 The Bird. Ha, this one was funny. Showing the ways to flip people off. Woohoo! PomPom's in this one ^^ 7/10 Kaoru2020 SB Email #24 - The Bird "Checkin my email...here at the stick...that's pretty cool." Phylo D wants to know if it's hard to flip someone off with boxing gloves. A display of flipping off ensues including the double and single deuce. Even Homestar flips off SB. "Ok, until next week send me your emails, and I will more than likely flip you off." 7.5/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:35 pm
SBEmail #25 - Super PowersJSE SB Email #25 Super Powers. Awesome! Ever wonder what that blue thing on Strong Bad it? I'll give you a clue, it's not a giant deformed zit. Nope, definetly not that. You'll like this one. It gets an 8/10. Kaoru2020 SB Email #25 - Super Powers "Strong Bad emails are filmed before a live studio audience." Aaron C. wants to know if the blue diamond thing is the source of SB's super powers or merely decoration. It is the source of his super powers, but he's only got one. But it's a big hit with the ladies. 7/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:36 pm
SBEmail #26 - CGNUKaoru2020 SB Email #26 - CGNU "Check that email, check it down. Check that email, smack it around." Margo wants to be a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. Strong Bad explains all about CGNU. They have degrees in Cheesing People off, Indian-Giving, Cuting Ones, Doing Some Other Things, Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, World Domination, Sending Me a Dollar, Total Spaceship Guy, TV-VCR Repair, or get your degree. All you have to do to apply is to fill out the free art test and send it in. "Remember, the future is, uh, you...probably." "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you." 8/10
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:46 pm
SBEmail #28 - 1 Step Ahead
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:57 pm
SBEmail #29 - Superhero Name
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