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 Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:57 am
Clarinets are wood and trumpets are horny, but a trombone can do it in 7 positions.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:06 pm
I love you as much as I love Red Drank.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:17 pm
so you're a girl, huh? wink
♥ ♥ ♥
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:09 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:05 pm
"You look familiar. You look my next girl/boy friend"
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:46 am
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:29 am
I got my cootie shot. ;D
((I lol'd... if anybody has used this IRL, I pity them)).
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:36 pm
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:13 am
Do you have a band aid?
I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 pm
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:10 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:28 pm
are you tired? Because you've been runnin' through my dreams all night cool
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:25 pm
Nice boots. Lets ********>
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:23 pm
if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put 'U' & 'I' together, then i'd bang you 'U' up the a**.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:14 pm
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
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