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 Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:54 pm
"Oh yeah?"
"Excuse me ma'am, but I believe you dropped your purse!"
He grabbed the woman's arm and squeezed it, crushing it, and causing her to drop it.
"OWNED! ******** OWNED!"
He pimp slapped her and she went flying in the direction of the attack. She crashed head-first into a wall. The woman died on impact, and cracked the wall a bit.
An enraged man then looked at General.
Guy: THAT WAS MY WIFE!
"Really? You can have her purse."
Before the man could say another word, he dropkicked him to the ground, stepped on his chest, and took out a magnum revolver.
"I'll let you live, but first you must say that you love the c**k."
Guy: I LOVE THE c**k! MORE THAN ANYTHING!
Then General shot him, right in the face.
"Haha, famous last words!"
It was like natural instinct as Jhonny came over and ate both of the dead bodies.
"That's my boy!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:20 am
Phantom snorted "just getting warmed up and dont come running to my layer when you get sued for saying that" he adds grabbing someone pulling their skull out beating them to death with it "this is physically impossible!" the man shouts
(heheheh you can do mortal kombat i can do Tex!)
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:24 pm
((Is this a Villian only RP? I feel like being riddiculas.))
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:36 pm
Jack stood on a roulette wheel and started spinning, throwing flaming pumpkins at random, laughing like a maniac. The pumpkins began setting people and things on fire, but never getting too out of control.
"Your toast is burnt and no amount of scrapping can remove the black parts!" He shouted while continueing to spin.
((And I can do Caboose/O'Mally))
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:58 pm
The security had been somewhat hightend since their last attack so men with guns run up in front of Phantom aiming at him "Say goodbye" one of them taunts and phantom just looks at them since he had just cut a rope with caused the "tickets!" sign to fall on the guards heads crushing them "good bye" he says
(pirates of the carribian)
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:51 pm
A nearby guard suddenly opened fire with a submachine gun on Jack. His body shook from side to side with the bullets before he finally fell off of the roulette table onto the other side. The guard slowly peaked his head over, wondering if the Pumpkin King was finally dead. Suddenly his head was grabbed and he was pulled behind the table. Screaming was heard, along with some cracking and gurgling. Jack then stood up with the gun.
"Say hello to my little friend!" He said, blasting anyone in sight until the gun ran out of ammo.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:24 pm
All the while, General was whacking heads. Security guards, civilians, it didn't matter. They each died on contact.
Jhonny was of course eating all the corpses, as well as some of the living. His acidic ink was used, and wiped out a good half of the Gaians.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:29 pm
(hey guys want me to make this interesting?)
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:13 pm
(Perhaps, although it's just a little mini violent RP to celebrate Jhonny's birth. Go ahead though.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:40 am
Gambino Security had been waiting for a attack a hatch in the ceiling opens and a nukeuler bomb is lowered with only 5 minutes left on the timer Phantom looks up seeing it "quick! get the baby in the fridge!" he says pointing at the doors to the kitchen
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:25 pm
General made a whistling noise, which caused Jhonny to instinctively hop onto his shoulder. He then sprinted over to a safe place for him. Once the boy was safe, General ran over to Phantom.
"WHAT THE ******** ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS BOMB?!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:52 pm
((Fine Don't answer my sqeustion I'll just be riduclas anyways))
A Medium sized Mecha landed near the half destroyed gold mountain and walked into it to see the carnage. The cockpit popped open and inside was Hunter.
((So yeah it's about 10ft (3M) tall))
"Geuss it's time to crash the party."
Hunter said as the cockpit closed. Hunter piloted it into the fray and opened fire with a mini gun mount on the right arm.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:17 pm
"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR GIANT ROBOTS!"
He yelled, taking cover behind a few unharmed slot machines. He stood up a few times to fire a beam of laser from his eye at the mecha.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:53 pm
Phantom jumped up grabbing the bomb he threw it at the mecha "see you in hell sucka dog!" he cries out
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:00 pm
Jack's eyes got wide.
"YOU IDIOT!" He said, diving into the fridge with Jhonny.
"See ya guys" He said, closing the door.
"Soo...Jhonny...hows it going?"
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