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 Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:35 am
(Nolan's the kind of respectful fatherly type of guy. He watches out for everyone else first and he acts educated.) 
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:27 pm
 Leonardo: *Arrows his 267th stormtrooper* Blast! Where in the world do they keep coming from!? Attack Carrier Pilot: Ahhh... 1,337 stormtroopers, and they still want to keep playing!  Micaiah: What? Oh! Everybody get down! *All members of the Dawn Brigade get down on the ground... save Edward, who gets bopped on the back of the head by a ridiculously low-flying Attack Carrier.*  Edward: Owww... what the heck is THAT!? Falco: Don't steal other peoples' lines! *Bops Edward on the back of the head with his wing as he flies past.* Edward: Owww!! What did I do!? *Notices a piece of paper on the ground.* What's this? Did that guy drop it?  Edward: Neat! Maybe we can do a subquest on this "Rhys" later. *Pockets the paper.* ACP: Deploy all units! CHARGE!! Stormtroopers: *Respawn*  Sothe: Aim for those brightly glowing spots!  Laura: Why? Are they weaknesses? Sothe: Hell, yes! Anytime you see someone with a brightly glowing spot, you HIT THAT THING HARD! That's the plan, everyone! EDIT: (Can anyone else see the Attack Carrier pic? If not, my apologies.)
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:19 pm
(I can't see it. What's it a picture of?)
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:43 am
(I can see it now. It's a pic of the Attack Carrier of Corneria, Star Fox 64.
Also, kudos to Heath for creation of the Wanted: Rhys poster. biggrin May his Powerthirst give him 500 babies instead of merely 400!)
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:46 am
Laura: Wait a minute. How are we supposed to reach that thing if it's flying? Leonardo: *Heroically* I'll stop it! *Waves a hand through his silky blonde hair.* Laura: EEEEEE! CUUUUUTE! *Tackles Leonardo.* Leonardo: GAK! *As Laura tackles him, Leonardo fires an arrow wildly into the air. Said arrow lands ten feet behind him and...* Yagami Light: ARGH! My hand! There's an arrow in it! *Drops his Death Notebook.* Edward: What th--*Picks up the Death Notebook.* Hey, what are all these names for? Is this some kind of address book, or... ACP: Oh no you don't! *Launches missiles at Edward* Edward: Whoa! I should write down this enemy for future reference... *Writes down "ACP" in the Death Notebook* ACP: You'll never defeat CARDG--BEGNIOOON!! *Explodes.* Laura: *Stops hugging Leonardo, having inspired enough Laura/Leonardo fanfiction to last for months* We didn't hit that thing, did we? Edward: That was a bizarre coincidence... oh, well. *Gives the book back to Yagami.* Micaiah: Now, where do we go from here...?
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Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:48 pm
YOU. SHOT. LIGHT. eek stressed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! burning_eyes
... ninja
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! burning_eyes
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:56 pm
Edward: *Sits around drinking coffee* So, how long have we been offstage now? Ten days, about? Smaller Micaiah: Yeah. I think I'd like to get out of these pants. They're really killing me... *Looks at the camera* Hey, wait a minute! We're on! Smaller Sothe: Zzz... *Snrk* Whuzzat!? Where? Laura: Yeah, but... what good does one week of lounging around, watching Batman movies, and thinking about our situation do us? We don't have any chance against the Begnion Empire. Black Knight: Actually, I could be of help with that. Laura: W-where did you come from!? BK: ...Excuse me. Change my name back to "Black Knight" this instant. I am NOT the thrice-damned Burger King. Script Writer Dan: *Gulp* Y-yes, sir! Right away, sir! Black Knight: That's better. Now then, as to your question, you lot have been lazing around for the past week, so I've had plenty of time to make inquiries about who blew up that Attack Carrier about a week back. Edward: *Peers at the script writer, writing frantically* So... you're... in-ter-est-ed... in what we're doing? Black Knight: *Peers over at the script* Yyyyeeess. Yes. In... fact... I... wo-WOULD like to... join your crusade. Begnion pushes far too harshly, despite Daein's past actions under Ashnard. Edward: Dude, Dan didn't even finish the line yet... Dan: It doesn't matter! Just roll with it and interact with the Burger King--OH SHI-- Burger Ki--BLACK KNIGHT: *Raises Alondite* Why you little-- Micaiah: Wait! Sir Black Knight, stay your arm! Lend us your strength for more noble pursuits, like beating the crap out of the bad guys instead! Black Knight: Huh? Oh, right. *Lowers Alondite.* Well, though nobody ever knew it, Ashnard actually has a son, a legitimate heir to the throne... a threat to Begnion's rule here, as it were. In our quest, we will need to head south... to save Prince Mallow!
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:28 pm
Yea, you shot Light! Whoot! XD
I'm sorry I haven't commented in awhile, but I absoultly love your story.
Especially with the attack carrier, can only face him if you impress Falco...Ironic...
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:46 pm
--Daein Keep, Daein, Tellius Airspace Uhhhh... Uhhh P.M.-- Micaiah: Wait a minute... you're telling me that the would-be King of Daein is here? HERE? Black Knight: What? No, not here. Here we turn right, then walk about two blocks straight and we'll find his house. It's the green one on the left. You cannot miss it. Laura: Hold a moment... I seem to recall that a man named "Pelleas" was rumored to be next in line to Daein's throne. Pelleas: Yo. [/img] Black Knight: Yes, but since a certain someone lacks a Wii and FE10, thus being completely unable to guess at his character. Why, he's been guessing at your characters thus far and hoping he's not too ridiculously far out. Laura: Hmmm... well, he made me a ninja plus someone obsessed with cute things, so I'd have to say he gave me a miss. [/img] Black Knight: Yes... but, what can you do? At least he thought you were adorable enough to get involved. All you ever see with FE10 fanfiction is Micaiah this or Micaiah/Ike that or Micaiah/a combination of Ike, Sothe, and Mia. ...Ikothia. Sothe: *Looks ahead* We've got trouble. A group of random flower girls are being attacked by two men in the armor of Begnion. Micaiah: Again? We've got to end this madness before the Flower Girl becomes extinct!
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:58 pm
Actually Rhys, you've given Laura more of a personality then the game itself! Good job!
The lack of an in-depth support system especially hurt the new characters <.<
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 3:08 pm
No kidding. Laura was practically obessed with the goddess in her support conversations.
Nolan should be in the Dawn Brigade though...It's incomplete without him.
(*wonderswhotwoflowergirlsareXD)
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:25 am
Kef "Dear Paggy that's friggin' creepy" ka: Hahahaha! *Stabs a random fleeing flower girl* Great hunting up here, eh Sephy? Sephiroth: *Stabs another one* Mmm. That makes... oh, about 64,201,954,272 things I've killed thus far! Kefka: Really? You've got to be lying! Sephiroth: You know how lemmings keep running off cliffs to their doom? ...That was me making them do it. Kefka: Bwahahaha! That's so YOU! *Notices the Dawn Brigade* Hey, who are these losers? Micaiah: So YOU'RE the ones killing off all the flower girls! You guys are toast, now that we're here! Kefka: With people like HER running around? *Points at a flower girl* Sothe: ...Every fiber of my body screams "STAB HER". Laura: I'm a devout follower of Ashera, and even I feel like that girl needs to die. Horribly, I might add. Kefka: Well then... *Goes to kill the foul Ameena when an axe flies in, burying itself into her skull, killing her for him.* What th--who's the a*****e who stole my kill!? Nolan: Blast it, I was aiming for your flamboyant little head... Sothe: Ah, Nolan! You made it! Micaiah: Nolan? Sothe: Another guy I found who said he'd be interested in joining. He was on vacation in Gallia at the time, though. Micaiah: How did you reach him in Gallia if you-- Sothe: Thief. Micaiah: Oh, right. Edward: Um, guys? *Parries a thrust from Kefka, then runs around in a circle to avoid impending doom in the form of Blizzara* A little help!? Black Knight: *Sighs, then walks up and pokes Kefka with Alondite* Kefka: AAAAAAARRRRGGHH!! *Explodes.* Sephiroth: Hmph. Okay, so you beat the lunatic. Big whoop. Come, legions of fangirls! Fangirl Army: Liek OMG protect teh hawtness! 1!! RAAAAH!! *Epic charge!* Micaiah: Strange... by their speech, I get the feeling I've met them somewhere before... Black Knight: Ack! *Tackled by the Horde* Fangirls: kek Nolan: Right... looks like it's up to us and the pretty boy, here.
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:13 am
VERSUS Sephiroth: Wait! You know the rules! 4-against-1 maximum! Sothe: Sorry, Leo. Leonardo: *Sits down dejectedly* *Sephiroth attacks with his 15-foot sword!* *Laura takes 2347 damage!* Laura: But I have only 18 HP an--URK! *Falls unconscious.* *Micaiah casts Light!* Sephiroth: Agh, no! Light! Not on my pretty hair! *It's super effective!* *Sephiroth takes 36 damage!* Sothe: Um... is there any point in using a Phoenix Down? Micaiah: Sothe!! Sothe: Oh, all right... *Sothe uses a Phoenix Down on Laura!* *Laura is revived with 9 HP!* *Nolan readies Uber hax!* Sephiroth: Okay, this is just getting boring now... *Sephiroth drops a f**kin' meteor on the party!* *Micaiah takes 9999 Damage!* *Sothe takes 9999 Damage!* *Laura dodges the blow!* *Nolan takes 9999 Damage!* Nolan: Laura! Quick! Take this! URK! *Nolan passes the uber hax to Laura!* Laura: Okay, here goes! *Laura uses teh uber hax!!* Sephiroth: What the... what does the R button say about her power level? Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAAAAND!! Sephiroth: WHAT!? NINE THOUSAND!? Laura: RAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *Laura delivers a devastating Chuck Norris-esque roundhouse kick to Sephiroth's potential future children!* *CRITICAL HIT!!* *It's super effective!* *Sephiroth takes 64,201,954,272 damage!* Sephiroth: *High-pitched voice* AAAARRRGHH...!! *Dies.* Victoly!*Nolan, Micaiah, and Sothe all get up and do victory poses with Laura.* Black Knight: *Finally defeats the last of the fangirls.* Phew... glad that's over. But... never again will I check my hand when fighting priests or priestesses in battle. Ever.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:58 pm
--Star Destroyer "OMGThere'stehFalconrightinfrontofus", Tellius Atmosphere May 5, 2008 11:00 AM-- Kaiser Wilhelm: Rear Admiral, I have some bad news! Sephiroth was defeated by this rabble called the "Dawn Brigade"! Cardgame: That's quite alright. Wilhelm: It is? Why aren't you upset? Cardgame: Taking out Sephiroth? Do you know the sheer size of FF7 fanboys? The Dawn Brigade have unwittingly made themselves outlaws in twelve states of America, northern Japan, and Madagascar! They have, in short, ostracized all of Tellius from Earth! Earth will have a difficult time coming to its aid! Even the Philadelphia Eagles may require second thoughts. They are defenders of the universe, yes, but they do not usually trifle in medieval-world affairs, and do not brush aside the opinions of their home planet. All this aside, have our Begnion schemes gone exactly as planned? Wilhelm: They have. We bought off the Senators to make the army go on holiday from Daein. ...Are you sure all of this will work? Cardgame: By this point, Daein citizens have rallied around this unexpected band of rabble. Their victory over Begnion is assured. All we need to do now is sit back, wait until everyone weakens themselves in a war the spans the entire continent, then take over. Very cliche, I know, but it'll work. Oh, yes, it'll work.
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