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 Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:28 am
Successful lawyer: ok pedro bawat tanung ko na hindi mo masagot bigyan muku ng 5 piso! pero pag nagtanong ka tpos hindi ko masagot bigyan kita 5k!
Succesful lawyer: ok ilan ang isla ng pilipinas??
Pedro sad binigyan ng 5 piso)
Pedro: ok aku nman...anu ang hayop na me 3 paa tpos pag umakyat ng bundok 4 na paa??
Ginawa lhat ng pagreresearch and lawyer pero hindi nia mahanap ang kasagutan
Succesfull Lawyer: ok eto 5k! (bigay 5k) ano ba sagot sa tanong mo???
Pedro sad binigyan ng 5 piso)
rofl rofl
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:08 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:50 am
...wahahaha xi pedro tlg!!!...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
...hehe...
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babyface_assassins Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:18 pm
may tatlong bisaya na gusto matuto kung paano mag salita nag tagalog kya..
3 bisaya:nay punta lng kmi palengke mahahanap kmi ng salitang tagalog
pumunta cla sa palengke at naabutan ang mga batang nag lalaro
bata:cno ang gusto sumali sa laro
mga bata:KAMING TATLO
binalikan ng 3 bisaya ang kanilang nanay at sinabi ang natutunan nilang salita
nay may natutunan kming salita kming tatlo
bumalik ulit cla sa palenke..
naabutan nila na may nag bugbugan....
tao1:uy bkit mo binugbog ito?
tao2:MAYABANG EH!!!
cnabi ulit nila ang nalaman nilang salita
nay may bgo po kming natutunang salita MAYABANG EH!!!
bumalik ulit sila sa palenke....
babae1:ale papakyawin ko na tong mga isda nio,,,,,
babae2:MABUTI PA NGA!!!
nay may natutunan po ulit kming salita MABUTI PA NGA!!!!
bumalik ulit cla sa palenke at may naabutan clang sasaksakan...isa patay
tinanong cla ng pulis ......tuwang-tuwa ang mga ito dhil magagamit nila ang mga matutuhan nilang salita..
pulis:cnong pumatay dto???
3 bisaya:KAMING TATLO!!!
pulis bakit nio naman pinatay to??
3 bisaya:MAYABANG EH!!!!
pulis:hala sumama na kayo sa prisinto
3 bisaya:MABUTI PA NGA!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:04 am
... naku etoh nnmn xi pedro at juan ahaha ... Juan: bwisit na shampoo toh ayaw bumula ! Pedro: adik kah ?! panu bubula ean eh di nmn basa buhok moh !!! Juan: tanga ! for dry hair nga daw toh eh ! bobo ka ba ? ! rofl twisted rofl
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LivingDeadRomance Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:13 pm
 ayan po hindi po kayo matatawa mawawawala po soul niyo JOKE LANG PO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xd xd xd xd xd xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:22 pm
ito pa po  sorry po na-obsess po ako tapos po wala po akong magawa rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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LivingDeadRomance Vice Captain
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babyface_assassins Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:16 pm
Karen tlaga fan na fan talga ng MCR. nga pla... nice pic wink wink wink
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:34 am
ate aly nakuha ko lang po yan sa kung saan-saan sa photobucket po xD...............
hindi naman po ako fan na fan.............fan lang po ........... sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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LivingDeadRomance Vice Captain
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babyface_assassins Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 6:32 pm
so karen d pa pala fan yang halos lhat mcr ang theme? signature, avi, profile mo mcr tpos d pa yan fan na fan? mukha nga yatang ikaw ang no.1 fan ng mcr eh
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 6:48 am
ate aly promise po konti lan po information na alam ko posa kanila sa iba po tao super po so kapag po na-mention po nila parang ah?! talaga?! totoo?! parang ganun po ung reaction ko po.......... sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
wala lang po ito mas grabe pa po ung iba at hindi po ako no.1 siguro po sa thousands of millions po na fan po nila nasa billion na po ako xd xd xd xd xd xd
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LivingDeadRomance Vice Captain
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babyface_assassins Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:13 pm
asus karen, fan ka pa rin nila no matter what. khit ba na sbihin mong di ka ang no 1, ikaw nman no 2! blaugh blaugh blaugh
JOkE lang po! ewan ko po kung matatawa kayo eh! sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? "
Sheli: " No, what about her?"
Eve: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins."
Sheli: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?"
Eve: "One of the triplets got lost."
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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:11 pm
a fat farmer
was in d CR
tryng to flush
hiz 'Uu' wen
suddenly
d toilet bowl
broke &
burztd
d 'Uu'
flooded
in2 d
wheatfieldz
den 'poof'
it became
KOKO KRUNCH!!!!!!
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babyface_assassins Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:10 am
nice one rin lala lol kso nandidiri ako kpag naiimagine ko yng "koko krunch" daw yng lumabas sa toilet bowl mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
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