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 Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:19 pm
"Yes Deadpool, I'm fully aware of the fact that you enjoy killing." Pop said with a sound that was between a sigh and a giggle. She couldn't help it, his randomness was funny. And the masculinity of enjoying killing was attractive too.
"OH My GOD DEADPOOL!" She screamed the next instant, running over to Bob. Was he insane? Oh wait, of course he was.
But there was a more pressing issue at hand. Bob.
"Oh, are you alright hon?' She asked gently, shoveling some snow up. She placed it around his ear, numbing it. "Now, this will only hurt for a second, but it's better than having this thing stuck in your ear." She cooed, lifting a paw up to his ear, and wrapping it around the daggers hilt, and quickly pulling it out.
"Deadpool, you are on LOUSY father!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:30 pm
"Father? Me? How can Bob be related to me if all he does is whine and whimper?" Deadpool was quite cross that not only his aim was off, but Pop was mad at him and making false accusation.
Really. His damaged brain can't wrap around the fact that he could have sired the kit. He told himself that it wasn't possible.
Fuming, he just took his dagger back, wondering if he should dare another try at fun.
Bob squeaked as Pop yanked the dagger out of his ear. He closed his eyes, not wanting to see any blood that would be all over the place.
Except that there wasn't any. He noticed that the pain receeded quite quickly and there wasn't so much of a wound in his ear except a small scar.
Well that was a new development.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:11 pm
((Oh snap, inherited healing factor << >>))
Pop sighed, realizing that Deadpool's messed up head most likely couldn't handle the fact that he was a father. "Okay, let me rephrase that. I meant, You're a lousy father figure. And it's obvious Bob looks up to you, why else would he continue to tag along with you?" She asked, huffing.
Sure, she knew that Deadpool's head was messed up, but it was hard to not get a bit frustrated at him. Especially when he hurt a kit, that was OBVIOUSLY his. There was no denying it, really. They looked so much alike.
Pop noticed how no blood came out of Bob's ear, and it healed rapidly. The only one that she knew that could do that was Deadpool himself. And tht just proved her point.
"Deadpool, isn't Bob too...young to have been used for experimentation with healing factors and all that?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:27 pm
Now Deadpool really couldn't think of a good comeback to the fatherly figure thing. That he figured was probably true, but why? Why was he Bob's father figure when all he does is hurt him all the time?
The questions made his head spin, confusing him further. He just wanted to stab himself in the brain, and maybe the kit will faint at the sight of blood. That would be real fun.
"Heck, how am I suppose to know? Didn't recieve my healing factor until I was in adulthood!" Deadpool retorted, completely missing the fact that Bob's injury was gone.
Bob still couldn't believe that he didn't suffer any damage from his reckless dagger throw. He quirked an eyebrow when he brushed his paw over where the wound should be. It itches though.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:40 pm
"Huh." Pop mused, still looking at Bob's ear. Completely healed, with just a little scar left. How strange. Perhaps she could use this to further argue her point that Deadpool WAS Bob's father.
But, she didn't want him to have a random violent outburst again. And it would probably be on poor little Bob. And she wouldn't want that on her conscience.
"Ugh, this is all too confusing." Pop barked, rubbing her head.
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:08 pm
"Of course it's confusing! You should have never brought that up!" Deadpool wondered what Pop was getting at. Did she expect him to act sane like the rest of them? If that happened, he'd kneel over and die. Not in the metaphorical term either.
Turning to Bob, he finally noticed that there was no blood where he was stabbed. Just a scar. So was that was Pop was fussing about?
"I got it! He healed too quickly! Let's see what will happen if I blow his head off!"
Well there was a reason to believe in a higher power now. A live target was sent that couldn't be killed in this forsaken place!
Bob yelped and dove behind Pop as soon as the threat to shoot him was made. Yes, he did heal from the dagger. But what if it was only temporary, and he couldn't recover from his head being blown to smitereens?!
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:11 pm
"Yes Deadpool, that's exactly what I was wondeing about..." Pop sighed, wishing that Deadpool could at least be partially sane for once. Honestly, sometimes it was hard to deal with the guy.
"And how about we DON'T test your theory out!" She yelled at him as Bob dove behind her, shielding him. Deadpool had certainly bent the line alot today.
And he might end up breaking it soon.
"I mean, the kids never done anything to you. So why would you want to hurt him? That's killing for the sake of killing!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:56 pm
"We have a winner here!" Deadpool playfully gonked Pop's head with the butt of his gun. "I live for killing, particularly for money, and there's nothing you can do! And besides, Bob can't be killed if he recovered from my dagger that fast! So he'll be fine!"
Still, he restrained himself from firing a bullet into his head. Just because he healed from the injury doesn't mean he'll heal from a headshot. And the death of a kit wasn't a nice thing to have on his concious, no matter how idiotic.
"How about I just... shoot his hand? That's not as painful!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:05 pm
"Owww...." Pop whined, rubbing the back of her head. Sure, she knew he didn't mean any real harm, but steel still hurts. Ah well, at least it wasn't a bullet or the like.
"Yeah, yeah. I know you live for killing and all that. And just because he healed from a minor wound quickly doesn't mean he will for a major wound like a head shot." Pop lectured, eyes still watering a bit from the pain of the gun. Plus, the headache didn't really help at all.
"How about you just don't shoot him?"
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:21 pm
Deadpool's smiled dropped a bit seeing that Pop was actually hurt from his gonking. He had the instant thought of transferring Bob's blood to her, and see what happened, but that would be too messy even for him.
"Well, you won't let me test anything out, so how do we know that he won't survive a head shot!"
Then, blinking rapidly, he noticed that the little squirt was gone.
"Um, hey! Where did the chump go?" He asked out loud.
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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 8:12 am
"Well, or course I won't let you test that insane theory out on him. Honestly, he's only a kit. Maybe his healing powers are only partially developed or something..." She muttered the last part under her breath, and huffed.
"He probably ran away, from you. If I didn't know you, I'd probably have done the same..." She said in a cynical, yet concerned tone.
"But, we still need to find him. Yes, we."
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 6:55 pm
"We? Ohnonono you're not coming along!" Deadpool huffed while getting up. "First off, nothing's going to be fun with you around. Secondly, how do you know that he didn't run from you? With your corn-ness and all! He could've left because of that! Third, I like numbered reponses!"
He glanced around the area and didn't find Bob anywhere, neither any footprints or the like. But if minions flee, don't they always leave tracks? That's how it always go!
"Though, if you really want to come with me, I bet if you butter yourself real good, that might attract him. The smell of popcorn is nummy!"
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