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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:20 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:23 pm
Zetsu: Meat?...uh no thanks I'm Vegan. Itachi: I heart You all!! Hidan: I'm converting to Budisum Kakuzu: I think I'll donate all my money to the poor and charity, what the hell I'll donate oragans too I have enough. Kisame: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine...if I am to change this image I must first change myself. Fish are friends! not food!
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:50 pm
Itachi: I wuvz u little brother I WUVZ U!!! heart heart heart Hidan: I don't believe in God anymore scream Kazu: Lets get a big screen I'm buying it! mrgreen Kisame: Fish is the most delicious food i have ever eaten 3nodding Konan: Hey im getting my hair dyed blond whee Leader: Free Candys!!! xd Tobi: Tobi is the most evil of you all MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted Zetzu: I love eating plants and being a doctor to help save people 4laugh Orochimaru: You know what. I think Sakuda is HOT!!!! biggrin Me:*hehe gay joke* lol
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:09 pm
Hidan: yes, I am molested by kakuzu. I also tried to kill him. That didn't turn out too good...
Kakuzu: I admit it, I pretend to be michale jackson and harrass people. you know what michale jackson does people. -coughs and starts singing thriller by michale jackson-
Itachi: IM A BLIND PIECE OF s**t!
Kisame: FISH! O YEA!
Sasori: you're all...emotionful. What am i a puppet? -me in background: YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU PEICE OF s**t?-
Deidara: I actually went a whole day with out saying un or hmmm...wait OH s**t! ********! HMMMM-UN!
pain: I LUVZ YOU ALL! Konan: YOUR MY b***h PAIN!
Orochimaru: I admit it, I need to stop molesting little boys -coughs- and doing stuff that's perverted. ><
okay that's all. Um...yeah, i think this has to do with a conversation i had earlier with one of my friends. OROCHIMARU JUST NEEDS A HUG FOR THE HELL OF IT!
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 5:44 pm
TOBI: you know what im sick and tired of being good im leaving screw you all
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:15 pm
(sentences)
tobi: EVERYONE! SHUT THE MOTHERF&%K UP!! DO YOU KNOW HOW F*$KING ANNOYING YOU F!@KING ARE?!!
hidan: hidan is a good boy *gets into fetal position and rocks back and forth*
itachi: hmmm i have an idea! let's go see jeff dunham! (ventrilloquist)
deidara: i'm a pretty girl :3
pein: you know what, i'm gonna stop collecting bijous. from now on, i'm collecting STAMPS!
zetsu: grow my pretties! grow! together we shall take over all of wisconsin! (talking to a pack of dandelions. as for the wisconsin part, i have no clue why)
(songs quotes)
pein: pain! without love! pain! can't get enough!
itachi: i'm an emo kid non-conforming as can be! you'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:58 pm
Deidara: Hey, Tobi-kun? I could really use a friend right now. You know I don't mean it when I yell at you... you're so nice to me, un... crying (Huggs, followed by possiable yaoi....)
Itachi: Sasuke-kun. You lack... a decent hairstyle. Sasuke: It's because you killed the best barber in town! Itachi: Not my problem...
Itachi and Deidara: You know you want it... That thing that makes me: what the guys go crazy for...
Sasori: I got no strings to pull me down! To make me smile Or make me frown....
Sasori: Gotta catch em all, corpsy-mon...
Hidan: I've converted. Kakuzu, you can have all my money, it's good karma now.
Pein: Screw the akatsuki... I've got a death note now. Konan: Papers, yay! Pein: What are you doing? Konan: Making a list of all the peoples I likes on this notebook of yours! Pein: Oh shi-!
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Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:03 pm
Deidara: Art is EVARLASING~ Itachi: Oh, come, dear Sasuke, let us frolic through the daisies and sign a contract thet I'll never flick your forehead agan! Hidan: Oh, come my woodland creatures! Come and rejoice in this beautiful world our God Kira has made for us! Zetsu: I'm going vegetarian... (Zetsu=Plant... XD) Konan: BURRNNN!!! BURN IN HECK, YOU STUPID PAPER BUTTERFLIES!!! AHAHAHAAA! I HATE PAPERRR!!!!!! Owie... papercut... Sasori: I'm sticking to sock puppets... Kakuzu: Lol, money is a good fire starter~ Kisame: Yay! Sharkfin soup!! Tobi: I am not a 'good boy'. (Lol, not 3rd person and not totally hyper~) Pein: I'm too sexy for this gray disguise... Orochimaru: No more little boys for me. Now I'm violating older women ^^!
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Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 7:21 pm
Itachi: SASUKE! MY DEAR LITTLE BROTHER! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!? Pein:*pointing to his beanbag* What happend to my a**-print!?
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:23 am
Tobi - I'm going to take over the world. *evil laugh) Deidara - I'm pregant. (me - O.o) Sasori - I'm Pinnochio's son. Orochimaru - For the last time, I am Michael Jackson. (me - sweatdrop ) Hidan - *sing the barbie girl song* Hidan- I'm so gay for Kakuzu. He looks so hot in tights. (me - burning_eyes ) Kakuzu - Take from the rich and give to the poor. Itachi - I feel pretty. I feel pretty...(me - sweatdrop ) Pein - EEEKKK!!! IT'S SASUKE!!! (me - eek ) Konan - I hate paper. People cut trees down to make it and destroys forests. White side of Zetsu's face - I love you Su. Black side of Zetsu's face - I love you too, Zet. (me- burning_eyes dramallama emo )
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:27 pm
Kakuzu: I'll let myself die because I've been in this world to long. Oh! And I'm giving all my money to charity.
Deidara: Uchiha clan rulez! *gets himself an Itachi cosplay*
Kakuzu: Hidan, a buck if you shut up that sh*t of Jashin
Itachi: Sasuke, take your kunais, we are going to train. Sasuke: No don't wanna >x< Itachi: Come with me little brother, this is our precious time. This way you'll see that I love you more than anything in this world and even if I go mad and kill the whole family you won't hate me. *starts crying* Please, Sasuke. Sasuke: O.OU umm... ok >.>
Pein: Fellows Akatsuki, I'm tired of being the bad guy, since today we are a philanthropist organization.
Tobi: Tobi is... your father (xD)
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:31 pm
Zetsubou-Libby18 Deidara: Art is EVARLASING~ Itachi: Oh, come, dear Sasuke, let us frolic through the daisies and sign a contract thet I'll never flick your forehead agan! Hidan: Oh, come my woodland creatures! Come and rejoice in this beautiful world our God Kira has made for us! Zetsu: I'm going vegetarian... (Zetsu=Plant... XD) Konan: BURRNNN!!! BURN IN HECK, YOU STUPID PAPER BUTTERFLIES!!! AHAHAHAAA! I HATE PAPERRR!!!!!! Owie... papercut... Sasori: I'm sticking to sock puppets... Kakuzu: Lol, money is a good fire starter~ Kisame: Yay! Sharkfin soup!! Tobi: I am not a 'good boy'. (Lol, not 3rd person and not totally hyper~) Pein: I'm too sexy for this gray disguise... Orochimaru: No more little boys for me. Now I'm violating older women ^^! OMG!!! How did Death Note get into the equation. lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:03 pm
vampireneko57 Zetsubou-Libby18 Deidara: Art is EVARLASING~ Itachi: Oh, come, dear Sasuke, let us frolic through the daisies and sign a contract thet I'll never flick your forehead agan! Hidan: Oh, come my woodland creatures! Come and rejoice in this beautiful world our God Kira has made for us! Zetsu: I'm going vegetarian... (Zetsu=Plant... XD) Konan: BURRNNN!!! BURN IN HECK, YOU STUPID PAPER BUTTERFLIES!!! AHAHAHAAA! I HATE PAPERRR!!!!!! Owie... papercut... Sasori: I'm sticking to sock puppets... Kakuzu: Lol, money is a good fire starter~ Kisame: Yay! Sharkfin soup!! Tobi: I am not a 'good boy'. (Lol, not 3rd person and not totally hyper~) Pein: I'm too sexy for this gray disguise... Orochimaru: No more little boys for me. Now I'm violating older women ^^! OMG!!! How did Death Note get into the equation. lol Idk. But Hida-chan would never convert to Kira-ism~
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Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:21 pm
Itachi - Repeat after me. Fish are friends, not food. Tobi - Stop #@$& *$# around. And where the @#$@ is my $%% print on my #@&*$&% bean bag. Orochimaru - *looks at giant snake* Mommy???!!! Konan - I love art, but I hate paper. Pein - I hate piercings. Kisame - *sees someone stomping on a daisy* NO!!! *push the person off the daisy* crying You kill Aunt Casey. Hidan - Hidan is a good boy. 4laugh Sasori - Soon my puppet army will be complete. AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! *evil laugh* Kakuzu - Curse you, Jack Sparrow. scream Deidara - Why is the rum always gone? Zetsu - Meow, I'm a turle. whee
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:59 am
Deidara: Hey, Leader, Why are we collecting alll these bijuu things anyway, un? Pein:... Bunnies... Deidara: what? Pein: Bunnies, Deidara, Bunnies. Deidara: I, i don't think i understand-- Pein: @#$&% BUNNIES!!!
Kisame: Itachi! Hi! Whater you doing? Itachi: *on the computer typing things* ... hmm? Kisame: I said: Whater you doing? Itachi: *looks over* Ki... Kisame? *girly gasp* KISAME!!! heart heart Kisame: *cringe* Itachi: *glomp* I WUB YOOOUUUUZZZ!!! blaugh heart heart heart heart
Zetsu: *walks in Kitchen* hmm... i'm hungry. Kisame: *to a goldfish cracker* oh, hello there, Bethany. You're looking beautiful this morning. *kisses the cracker* Zetsu: Mmm. Bethany, you look delicious! *steals cracker from Kisame and eats it* Kisame: NOOOO!!! MY FIANCE!!
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