Asashina
Valerie521
Whoa, girl, so I was totally just chillin' in my igloo when some blue walrus called. He was off the iceburg. I mean, seriously. Not purple at all. So then my polar bear walked in and asked who that was on the phone, and I was like, "Just some bee eye tee see aich, that's all." And P.B. was all, "You're not grinding your beak too short, are you?" and I was like "DUH NO." It was totally just not on ice. So then I called up my cuz April, and she was like, totally on fish. She's pretty much penguintastic, though. So then she came over, and we stripped down almost to nature's tuxedo to go swimming. Then some other blue walrus came by and asked for our numbers, but April told him off, so I was like, "Holy Carp! You are SO the Emperor Penguin! Gimme some flipper!"
LMFAO XD
