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 Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:22 pm
Timmy: Howdy-do, everybody! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. Say hello to my pal Dr. Singh, Gaia's favorite naturalist and my... YEEP! ...favorite lady! Dr. Singh: Why thank you, sport. You're being awfully sweet today. Timmy: Ya know what, Doc? All those violent thoughts that have been swirlin' in my mind like a whirlpool of vicious darkness have really been clearin' up lately. I think I'm ready to... YEEP! ...turn over a new leaf. After all, Valentine's Day is all about bein' nice to each other! Dr. Singh: You're a fine little gentleman, despite your increasingly grotesque deformities. Would you like to do the honors this week? Timmy: Gladly! We've got two items evolving this week. First up, the White Drome Egg is finally crackin' a little bit! We're one step closer to figurin' out what kinda critter is hidin' inside. Hermes Moon has also changed again, too! The lil' bunny-thing is bein' even cuddlier nowadays. Exciting, huh? Dr. Singh: That's big news, Timmy, but I think we've got even bigger news this week... Timmy: Yup. This is the big one, folks. This is what we've all been waitin' for. The first generation of Fausto's Bottle will finally reach the end of its evolution today! Not only will you get the glorious final surprise, but you'll also be able to use any previous form of the bottle. It's totally unlocked! If you wanna see the new pose for yourself, just visit the My Avatar screen, remove the item from your avatar and then reequip it. Dr. Singh: This is truly a red-letter day for science! How shall we celebrate, little friend? Timmy: Well, milady, bein' as how it's nearly Valentine's Day an' all, I was thinking maybe I could offer you a... YEEP! ...polite and respectful kiss on the hand, since you're such a special lady. Dr. Singh: Such wonderful manners, young man! Why, I'd be honored. Timmy: GRARRGGHH! Dr. Singh: OW! Let go! Ouch! Bad Timmy! ...Well, everyone, looks like I have to detatch this little fellow from my hand. See you next week! Timmy: Mmrrph!
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:32 pm
Dr. Singh: Hello, everyone! This is Dr. Singh, Gaia's resident naturalist and evolutionary scholar. Sorry if I seem a little nervous this week... our unusual friend Timmy seems to be in the process of devouring my arm. How ya doing, little buddy? Grunt if you're OK! Timmy: Rrrrgh! Dr. Singh: Ouch! Watch the teeth! Much as I would love to call in sick today and try to pry this little monster offa me, we've got a lot of big, big news to report. First up, here's the top story: we have a new evolving item! I've just received word from Flynn in the Cash Shop that she's received a shipment of a mysterious new object called Alruna's Rose. It currently appears to be a gorgeous rose crowned with ethereal purple flame, but there's something strange about it. It evokes a powerful feeling, as if there's some intelligence within it. Flynn told me, in hushed tones, that both male and female customers seem drawn to the rose as if they're enchanted... seduced, even. To be honest, it gives me the creeps... in a good way. More major news: As you may know, Fausto's Bottle, Gaia's signature evolving item, reached its final state of evolution last week. Next week, Fausto's Bottle will be leaving the Cash Shop. If you're looking to buy this evolutionary masterpiece, please don't delay, or you might miss your chance! Timmy: Muurrff! Wmph nurbh fuh nur urtums! Dr. Singh: You're absolutely right, Timmy. Timmy: Furvh urrtum! Dr. Singh: Indeed, it's a BIG week for item evolution! Five items have evolved into new forms: the Biancamella has become even lovelier this week, and the Green Corallus Egg is continuing to grow. The Experiment is also showing some signs of growth, although I still have no idea what scientific wonders may yet emerge from the beaker. The DandiiDooDad Spore will definitely make its owners squeal with delight: it's grown into a sweet little sentient plant-being! Timmy: Arnh dur purhturrhch arrghhah... Dr. Singh: Yes, little buddy. This week's big evolution news is the completion of the Pantheracorax Agate's growth! Owners of first-generation Agates can now witness the griffin's final form, or transform the item into any of its previous stages. If you own one of these evolving items, you can view its latest form by visiting the My Avatar screen, removing the item from your avatar and then reequiping it. That's all for this week, folks! Join us next week for another edition. Say bye bye now, Timmy. Timmy: Gurrhh! Suhh yuhh nehh wurrk! Dr. Singh: Now let me see if I can pry this little... YEEP! ...did I just say 'yeep'? This bodes ill...
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:39 pm
Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone! This is Dr. Singh, Gaia's foremost evolution expert. Welcome to the Evolving Item Report! My little buddy Timmy is still trying to devour my arm, so he will be unable to comment on th-- Timmysingh: Jeepers, Doc! I guess I shoulda mentioned that I figured out how to take over your mind and speak directly through your mouth! Isn't that a kick in the pants? Dr. Singh: YEEP! Timmysingh: It must have somethin' to do with my mutant drool coursin' through your blood stream, I guess. Anyway, let's get down to business! Dr. Singh: Ugh... must... fight... Timmysingh: Looks like we got two items evolvin' today! First of all, the... urrrghhh... quit yer mental strugglin', Doc! We've got a job to do! ...anywhose, Hermes' Moon has evolved again! It's one of the most popular items out there, so I know tons'a people are gonna want to check out the new form. Neato! Dr. Singh: Neato... indeed... Timmysingh: That's what I'm sayin! Also, I know the Doc doesn't much care for the ol' Orindae, that slimy little froggie in a jar, but I kinda like it! It's cute! It's evolving again this week, and I'm gonna come right out and say I'm happy about it. I guess the Doc would probably argue with me if I weren't controllin' her mind right now. Right, Doc? Dr. Singh: Timmy... is... new master... Timmysingh: Wow, I was thinkin' the same thing exactly. It's like we're of one mind. That's all for this week, folks! If you own one of these items, you can check out its new form by visiting the My Avatar screen, removing the item from your avatar and then reequiping it. Byebye for now, folks! Say bye, Doc! Dr. Singh: Urrgh...
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:04 pm
Dr. Singh: Hi, everybody! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. I'm Dr. Singh, Gaia's top biologist. You may have noticed that I've got a small, mutated boy slowly devouring my arm like a snake eating a gopher. It's a long story, but that used to be my young pal Timmy. He's been trying his hardest to take over my mind and make me a slave-drone, but my superior intellect is keeping him at bay. He can still speak through my mouth, though. Show 'em, Timmy. Timmysingh: Heya, Doc! Sure, you mighta wrestled control of your mind back for now, but you're definitely gonna be my puppet soon. But in the meantime, we've got a job to do! Dr. Singh: Indeed we do, my villainous little parasite. There are two items evolving this week. Since you've violently implanted yourself in my mind anyway, would you care to start? Timmysingh: Sure thing, boss! First up, the White Drome Egg has evolved again. I'm readin' the Doc's mind to try to figure out what it's gonna be, but I can't seem to get a clear answer, and... Jeepers, Doc! Choppin' me up with an axe? That's a rude thing to think about, even if I am swallerin' your arm! Dr. Singh: Sorry, Timmy. Maybe I got a little carried away... Meanwhile, we've also seen signs that our newest and most mysterious item, Alruna's Rose, will be changing for the first time this week. It's too early to tell what this item may one day become, but its strange, seductive energy is growing more powerful every day. Timmysingh: Yow! I want one! Dr. Singh: Not now, Timmy. Maybe when you're older. This item may not be suitable for younger owners. Timmysingh: Welp, I guess that's all the news this week. Now I'd better get back to devoting all my mental energy to taking over the Doc's brain. You ready, Doc? Here it comes! Dr. Singh: Must.... YEEP! ...serve... Timmmy... nnnNO! Ahem. You'll have to try harder than that, young man. I'm on to your little game. Timmysingh: Aww, shucks! Well, see ya later, everyone! We'll be back next time with some more horrifyin' mental chess!
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:39 pm
Dr. Singh: Howdy, folks! Welcome to my report! My name is Doc, and I'm some kind of fancy science lady who knows a buncha stuff. This handsome lil' fella you see gnawin' on my arm here is Timmy, the unquestioned... YEEP! ...master of all that he surveys! Timmysingh: Thanks for the kind introduction, Doc! I'm glad ya finally accepted my way of seein' things. Dr. Singh: Well golly, Timmy! Of course I accept you as my master. You'd have to be... YEEP! ...some kinda big dumb idiot to disagree with someone so smart an' handsome as me... I mean... you. Anyways, let's stop all this talkin' about how great Timmy is and get to the good stuff. This week, we got a brand new evolving item for you guys! It's called the Dionaesil, and it looks to be some kinda... plant thinger. Timmysingh: Yeah... looks like a... some kinda plant. Dr. Singh: Being a smart science lady, I can tell you that this plant is... uhh... this plant is real special. This is an extra-fancy plant. It's got a... it's got leaves and molecules and... gggrAAARRGH... must... fight... Timmysingh: Uh oh... looks like the Doc's gettin' feisty... Dr. Singh: Argh! Damn it, Timmy, I may not be able to keep you from controlling my mind, but I won't have you perverting the name of science with your uninformed gibberish. What we have here is a Dionaesil, an incredible organism from the deep jungle surrounding Gaia's Otami ruins, northwest of Barton. Though plantlike in appearance, its unpredictable growth almost seems to display a kind of primitive intelligence. I don't know where Flynn managed to find these specimens, but I can't wait to further observe their unique propert... urrghh... uhh... Timmysingh: Whew. She's a tough one. Soooooo anywho, we've also got a couple of items evolvin' this week. The Biancamella, which is definitely one of our prettiest items, has changed again. Hermes' Moon also evolved again this week. I can't wait to see what that little bunny's doin' this time! If you own one of these items, you can check out its new form by visiting the My Avatar screen, removing the item from your avatar and then reequiping it. Dr. Singh: Well, we're plum outta time this week, folks! Me and my wonderful handsome friend Timmy hafta go now, but we'll see you again real... YEEP! ...soon.
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:30 pm
Timmysingh: Hey guys! This is yer pal Timmy, and I'm talkin' through the Doc's face because my mouth is too busy gnawin' on her arm. It looks like I'm makin' some progress, though! Pretty soon, I'm plannin' on integrating myself into the Doc's body, so we'll be one organism! Won't that be swell? Dr. Singh: To be honest, Timmy, I'm not quite sure I approve... but let's discuss this later. We have work to do. Timmysingh: Oh yeah, that reminds me! You mighta noticed that I'm not controllin' the Doc's brain this week. After all the business last week where I wasn't doin' a good job tellin' you guys about the items, we made an agreement that she gets to handle the science stuff and I'll only control her brain durin' our leisure time. Dr. Singh: You're very considerate. Timmysingh: Thanks! It's the least I can do, since I've been makin' thinks a little inconvenient lately with the whole arm-eatin' business. Anywho, shall we get started? Dr. Singh: Sure thing, little friend. Three items seem to be evolving this week. Alruna's Rose is starting to develop in an unexpected way; it appears to be taking on an almost animal aspect. Meanwhile, The Experiment is continuing ever further down the slippery slope of reckless science. We can only hope it won't doom us all! Timmysingh: And what about the third item, doc? Dr. Singh: Yecch. Much as I loathe to willingly let you talk through my mouth, I think I'm going to let you handle the last one. I just plain don't like it. Timmysingh: Alrighty, Doc, that's fine with me! OK, guys, I don't know why the Doc is so creeped out by the Orindae, but she doesn't even like lookin' at it. Sure, it maybe slimy and bulbous and warty, but that's no reason to make it feel unwelcome! It's gettin' even bigger and uglier this week, but I think it's sorta cute... Dr. Singh: Ugh. Timmysingh: To see these new poses, just visit the My Avatar screen, remove the item from your avatar and then reequip it. That's it for this week, folks! See ya later! Dr. Singh: Goodbye, everyone! We'll be back soon with more evolving item news.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:50 pm
Timmysingh: Hiya, friends! This is Timmy, Gaia's most famous science guy, and this is my assistant, the Doc. You mighta noticed that I'm currently swallerin' her arm, and soon I'm gonna take over her whole body. Almost done! Dr. Singh: Now wait a minute, Timmy. Since when am I your assistant? Timmysingh: Well, Doc, I decided that since I can take over your brain and whatnot, it might be better if I was officially in charge from now on. Don't worry, I'm still gonna let you mostly be free, but-- Dr. Singh: That's outrageous! You're in no position to start bossing me around, you little... Timmysingh: Don't be a brat about it, Doc, or I'll take over your brain again. Dr. Singh: Hi, this is the Doc, and I'm a big dumb jerk who talks about science all day, I love molecules and I want to marry them, blah blah blah, atomic weight of rubidium, blah de blah blah. Timmysingh: See? Dr. Singh: Arrgh... you insufferable little... we've got to stop this, Timmy. We've got a job to do. These people rely on us for the latest news about evolving items, and we can't let our petty personal struggles get in the way of that. Timmysingh: OK, I'm glad we agree. Let's get down to business. Dr. Singh: We've got four items evolving this week. First of all, people with first-generation Corallus Eggs are in for a treat: the item has finished evolving, and its amazing final stage is now available. Timmysingh: Jeepers, Doc! It's amazing! Dr. Singh: Stop squirming! Your horrible little kitten teeth are irritating my shoulder! Timmysingh: Sorry, I just got a little worked up. Anywho, the White Drome Egg is also evolving this week! Looks like the little fella is getting' kinda feisty! They're so cute when they're that age... Dr. Singh: Be careful, Drome Egg owners! Sometimes things look cute and harmless, but they're actually sadistic little creatures who'll take the first opportunity to betray and devour you. Timmysingh: And how! Dr. Singh: Meanwhile, the DandiiDooDad Spore is continuing to evolve. Last but not least, the ever-popular Hermes' Moon seems to be growing lovelier by the week! Timmysingh: Just like us! Right, Doc? Right? We're gonna be the most glorious creature in all of Gaia soon! Dr. Singh: Yes, Timmy. That sounds wonderful. I can't wait to become a freakish monster with the mind of a child. Timmysingh: Aww, quit whinin' and fetch me some taffy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:00 pm
Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. I'm Dr. Singh, Gaia's resident naturalist, and this little creature melding into my arm is Timmy. If you're wondering about this fellow standing behind me, we'll address that a little later. First, we've got to get down to business. Timmysingh: Oh boy, Doc! We've got some crazy stuff goin' on today! Three evolutions, including one thing reachin' its final stage! Dr. Singh: Indeed, my dear boy. Alruna's Rose has grown once again, and we can now see that it's developing into a fully-formed creature. My studies indicate that this is just the beginning, however, and it's still got some major surprises in store. Over the coming months, it will continue to develop into something truly astounding. Timmysingh: What'll it be, Doc!? What'llitbewhat'llitbewhat'llitbe!!? Dr. Singh: Be patient, little friend. We'll know soon enough. The Dionaesil appears to be sprouting this week, as well, though it's in the very early stages of its growth. Timmysingh: Still kinda looks like a plant, Doc. Dr. Singh: That's because it IS a plant. It takes time to grow, but we can be sure that it'll turn into something very unusual. But the big news this week is the Biancamella, one of the most sought-after evolving items in the world. We're incredibly proud to report that, this week, the sugary confection will reach its final stage of growth. First-generarion Biancamellas will now have every single mode available, plus an incredible amount of new poses. This item has truly exceeded our wildest expectations: Timmysingh: YEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeep!!!Dr. Singh: You said a mouthful, Timbo. Remember: later generations of the Biancamella will still take some time to reach their final stages. If you own one of these items, you can visit the My Avatar page, remove the item and reequip it to see the new evolutions. Timmysingh: That's all for this week, folks! Dr. Singh: But they're probably still wondering about this Labtech standing with us... Labtech Gene: I can field this one, Dr. Singh. I'm Labtech Gene, one of the few remaining specialists in the field of genetic surgery... as you may know, G-Corp has had a few mishaps in recent years that have claimed the lives of a lot of my colleagues, but I've managed to stick around so far. Dr. Singh wrote me a letter a few weeks ago asking for help with a unique genetic problem, so I've come to help her out with her... Timmy situation. Timmysingh: I'm not a 'situation'! I'm a human being! Or, I used to be one, I guess... Labtech Gene: Is it my imagination, Dr. Singh, or has this little mutated child been speaking through your mouth? Dr. Singh: Yeah, he does that. He can take over my mind, too. That's why I'm trying to get the little fellow off my arm before things get any worse. Labtech Gene: I'll have to run some tests to get a full understanding of what needs to be done. Perhaps we'll have more information next week. I'd better get to work. Dr. Singh: See you next week, everyone!
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:55 pm
Dr. Singh: Welcome to the Evolving Item Report! I'm Dr. Singh, bringing you all the latest news on Gaia's evolving items. With me is Timmy, my adorable little mutant sidekick, who's currently devouring my arm and attempting to take over my mind. We've also got a special guest: we're once again joined by Labtech Gene, who will attempt to remove Timmy from my arm. Timmysingh: But first, let's get down to business! What's goin' on with the items this time, Doc? Dr. Singh: I've just received word from Flynn that there's a brand new evolving item in the Gaia Cash Shop! The Enchanted Book looks outwardly normal, but the text inside is strange and illegible and seems to shift as you look at it. It exudes a feminine aura somewhat akin to the beloved Biancamella, but my finely-honed scientific instincts detect what seems to be a magical presence. If I may depart from science and offer my personal opinion, just touching the book fills my heart with a comforting feeling, like when my mother used to tell me stories when I was a child. Timmysingh: Spare us the misty recollections, Doc! Let's get back to the sciencey stuff! Dr. Singh: Yes, of course. The creature within the White Drome Egg is continuing to grow at a rather alarming rate... and it's looking a bit angry this week! On a lighter note, the ever-popular Hermes' Moon has grown once again, this time with several lovely new modes to choose from. We'd also like to note that the 5th generation of Fausto's Bottle has now finished evolving! And... well... that's just about it for this week... Timmysingh: C'mon, Doc, don’t try to hide it. The Orindae is evolving this week, too! Dr. Singh: Ugh... yes. Although my scientific training lets me emotionally detach from even the most gruesome of biological sights, I still just can't bear to look at this thing, and it's even more horrifying this week. Horrifying and huge! Timmysingh: I dunno, Doc, I still think it's one of the cutest creatures I ever saw. I kinda want one for a pet! Dr. Singh: Not as long as you're attached to me, buster. To see the latest evolutions of your items, just visit the My Avatar page, remove the item and reequip it. That's all the serious business for this week, but if you're curious about this Timmy situation, stick around for a quick conversation with Labtech Gene. So, what's the prognosis, Gene? Labtech Gene: Well, I've run some tests, and it seems as though Timmy's DNA has undergone some sort of catastrophic restructuring. Strangely enough, the mutations he's undergoing almost seem to display the mad-science fingerprint of G-Corp's discontinued programs. Tell me, Dr. Singh, was the boy exposed to any sort of toxins? Dr. Singh: It's a long story... you see, Timmy was acting up one day, so I decided that to teach him a lesson... Timmysingh: She stuck me in a big ol' barrel of toxic waste and I started mutatin'! It was great Labtech Gene: HOLY GOODNIGHT! You put a child in a barrel of toxic waste? That's barbaric! Dr. Singh: Well... err... it's not exactly how it sounds... Timmysingh: I dunno, Doc, I think it's pretty much just how it sounds. Labtech Gene: This is immensely disturbing to me both as a scientist and as a human being. I'm guessing the waste reconfigured Timmy's genetic code, causing him to mutate and instilling in him some sort of drive to meld into your consciousness as some sort of mental parasite... Timmysingh: Nah, I always kinda wanted to do that. Labtech Gene: Hmm. So, Dr. Singh, what would you have me do about this? Dr. Singh: Well, it would be sort of nice if you could get Timmy off my arm and out of my brain. If you could reverse his mutation, that would also be very helpful. Timmysingh: Aww, c'mon, Doc! I thought we were friends! Don't you want me around anymore? Dr. Singh: Of course we're friends... but I think this friendship is developing past the point where I feel comfortable. Labtech Gene: Well, I'll do my best to separate this child and repair his genes, but let me assure you that I'm doing this only out of concern for Timmy, and I thoroughly repudiate the practice of sticking children in barrels of toxic waste. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for perverting science in such an abominable fashion, and furthermore-- Timmysingh: Hey! Quit badmouthin' the Doc! She was only foolin' around when she put me in that barrel, and besides, I love bein' a mutant. If you gotta turn me back how I was, fine, but quit draggin' my best friend through the mud. Labtech Gene: If you say so, kid. Anyway, I'll see what I can do. If this is the work of G-Corp sludge, it should be possible to reverse the process. Hopefully I'll have some results by next week. Dr. Singh: That's all for now, folks! Tune in next week for another exciting edition of the Evolving Item Report!
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Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:05 am
Labtech Gene: Uhh.... hey? As you can see, I'm a little bit busy right now, but Dr. Singh asked me to handle her Evolving Item Report thing this week, since she's a little bit... anesthetized. I'm about to perform surgery to try to separate her from Timmy and reverse the little fella's mutations, which should be a pretty simple process. Yeah... I'm not really much of a host, so I'm not sure what she wants me to do, but she did prepare this letter for me to show you guys... so I guess I'll do that. Here it is: Dr. Singh To whom it may concern, If you're reading this note, I did not survive the surgery. Don't blame Gene; he tried his best, and my death was most likely not his fault. Please consider this note my last will and testament. If Timmy has survived, I hereby bequeath to him my collection of BrainSmart brand Beginning Biology Flash Cards, from which I learned all that I know of science and the natural world. I hope that they will serve him well. Though it may shock you to read this, I hereby bequeath all of my other worldly possessions-- and my eternal soul-- to my secret love, ... Oh, uhh... whoops... we'd better not read that. Sorry, that was the wrong letter. Sheesh. I told her the surgery would be quick, safe and relatively painless, but I guess she got a little spooked by the idea of going under the knife. Anyway, here's the other letter. Please ignore that last one: Dr. Singh Dear Friends, Hello, folks! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report. Sorry for the bad timing, but this was the only day Gene had to operate, so Timmy and I won't be able to talk to you directly this week. We've got a small (but cool!) update this week! Alruna's Rose and The Experiment, two items which are still shrouded in mystery, have both evolved again. The Rose is continuing in its batlike form, this time becoming a little more playful and mischievous this week, and the Experiment continues to serve as a grim warning against reckless scientific hubris. Then again, so does Timmy! In other news, all 5th Generation Pantheracorax Eggs will be evolving this week. To see the latest evolutions of your items, just visit the My Avatar page, remove the item and reequip it. That's it for this week, folks! With any luck, Timmy and I will be back next week, as good as new! Don't worry, folks, everything should be just fine. Your pals will be back next week. In the meantime, I'm going to start the procedure now, so, y'know, uhh... bye. Oh wait! One more thing! Flynn wanted to stop by and say something real quick, too. So... yeah.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:29 pm
Labtech Gene: Oh! Hi, guys... I guess you must be here for the evolving item thing again, huh? Well, er... as you can see, Dr. Singh and Timmy's surgery is taking a little longer than I thought... right now we're in what's known in medical science as the "loosely sorted pile" phase, wherein I've taken apart the patient and sort of... thrown all the bits into a heap... and pretty soon I'll be sticking them back together again, which is kinda the tricky part. Don't worry, it looks a little bit worse than it actually is. I've done this dozens of times, often with some degree of success. Flynn left me some notes about this week's evolving stuff, just in case Timmy and the Doc were still indisposed this week. I guess I can take a little break from all this surgery stuff to give you a quick update. After all, I know a thing or two about science and genetics... Looks like there's a brand new evolving item in the Cash Shop. Inari's Bead is rather a strange item, unlike anything I've seen before. Maybe Dr. Singh would have a clearer idea of what it is, but to me it seems to have a rather mammalian aspect, but with an edge of something more mysterious... even supernatural. Oh, wow, this is exciting too: Hermes' Moon will be reaching its final phase today. That means that not only does it have a whole bunch of beautiful new poses, but all of its previous modes are unlocked, too. I've always been a fan of Hermes' Moon... those little bunny fellas kind of remind me of Grunnies, only not so bitey. The Dionaesil is also evolving this week, too! I'm not much of a botanist, but something tells me this plant is just gonna keep getting bigger and bigger... Some newer-generation items are also catching up this week: 2nd-generation Biancamellas, 2nd-generation Green Corallus Eggs and 6th-generation Fausto's Bottles are all completing their evolution and reaching their final form. Flynn also told me to tell you that the Biancamella is leaving the shop! It's only gonna be around till May 30th, so you might consider picking it up while it's still available. Oh, whoops, looks like the pile is starting to twitch a little bit... I'd better get back to work on this before something bad happens. I'm hoping your pals will be back next time, if I can get this pile sorted out. Have a nice week, everyone!
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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:38 pm
Dr. Singh: Hello, everyone! I'm Dr. Singh, Gaia's resident biologist and evolving item expert, and this is my excitable little sidekick, Timmy. It's great to be back! If this is your first evolving item report, I should probably fill you in a little: a while back, Timmy was exposed to some toxic waste and began to mutate. Eventually, he became strange and violent, and attempted to eat my arm and control my brain. Timmy: I'm better now! Dr. Singh: Yep! We've been undergoing some intense medical treatment for the past couple of weeks, courtesy of our good friend Labtech Gene. We'll let him give you the full details later, but for now, let's get down to business. You ready, Timmy? Timmy: You betcha! It's what I was born to do! Dr. Singh: We have a sizeable update this week, with five different items evolving. One of our newest evolving items, the Enchanted Book, is beginning its transformation. It seems to be growing in power this week, and my best guess is that its magic will bring the indecipherable tales written on its pages into reality. I can't wait to see what it has in store... Timmy: Me neither! And books with pictures are the best kinda books, too! Right, Doc? Dr. Singh: Of course. On a more serious note, the White Drome Egg continues to be a cause for concern... the creature inside seems to be reaching full maturity, and it doesn't look terribly domesticated. I certainly hope it's housebroken, at least. Timmy: I pretty much am, at this point! Dr. Singh: Congratulations. Oh, you'd better cover your ears for this one, Timmy: Alruna's Rose is continuing to evolve this week. While it diverted into cuter territory recently with its bat form, it's now developing into a flirtatious little nymph and a fairly revealing item of clothing! Labtech Gene: Forgive me for interrupting, Dr. Singh, but YOW! Dr. Singh: Some more great news: owners of the DandiiDooDad Spore are in for a treat this week. It's one of our more gradually-changing items, but it's finally reached its final stage! The little spore-creature now sports an adorable dandelion mane, and all previous poses of the item have been unlocked. And as for our last evolution... well... Timmy, you want to handle this one? Timmy: Sure, Doc! I know you're not comfortable talkin' about this, so lemme do the honors: the Orindae just keeps on growin', and... hey, waitaminue! Where'd it go? It's like it just kinda disappeared in a poof of green stuff... Dr. Singh: This bodes ill, Timmy. In other news, the sixth generation of the Pantheracorax Agate has now completed its evolution. And that's just about it for this week's report, but we should still let Labtech Gene fill us in on how our surgery went. So, what's the story? Labtech Gene: I'm pleased to report that everything went pretty well, mostly. As you can see, Timmy's been extracted from your arm and your mind, his mutations have been dramatically reversed, your arm seems to be healing well, and all the toxic chemicals in both of your bodies have been neutralized. For the most part, I'd consider this a pretty big success. Mostly. Timmy: What's all this "mostly" stuff, science guy? I'm feelin' swell, and the Doc's lookin' just as beautiful as ever. Dr. Singh: Is there something you haven't told us? Labtech Gene: Well... hmm. How can I explain this. Uhh, you know how there was some part of Timmy that was causing him to want to eat you, take of your mind, destroy humanity, et cetera? Timmy: Yep! All gone, right? Labtech Gene: Yeah, I managed to completely remove that part. Dr. Singh: Great! So... what's the problem? Labtech Gene: Well... that part of Timmy... let's call it the evil part... I'm not really sure where it is. I think it... escaped. Dr. Singh: So you mean to tell me that this part of Timmy was an actual, discrete physical thing, and it's now wandered off somewhere beyond our control? Timmy: Jeepers! Labtech Gene: Jeez, look at the time... I guess we'd better wrap this thing up, folks! Uhh... come back next week for more exciting news about evolving items and whatnot... Dr. Singh: Hey! I'm the host!
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