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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:22 pm


WHen an employee comes up to you and asks if they can help you yell "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE???!!!!"
PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:32 pm


Get a fising rod. Fish for hats. On people. Extra points for toupes. xd

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:57 pm


Use the security video as a camera. Get creative...
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:31 pm


Blow kisses at the giant smilie. "He's my booooyfriend!" xd

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:00 pm


When they're not looking, replace all of the kid's DVD's with adult horror flicks.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:21 am


Walk up to some one of the same sex and who you know has a date, then state, "OH GOD," hug the person, "It's been so long since... well *chuckle/giggle*" Look over at their date and say *Whos this hussie? you said I was the only you YOU SAID I WAS!" Then start crying slowly going onto your knees, start to smack their feet as you reach the bottom, chase them if they back away and tell them "Embarce me, EMBARCE ME LIKE LAST SUMMER!"

Open the CD's and DVD's, look at them, don't they look like awesome Ninja stars?

Walk real close to people with a cart, "Sneeze," and smack the back of their legs, then get upset when they yell at you.

Nothing says fun like drop kicking elders!

Go up to someone and start licking them.

Get a some porn DVD, a portable DVD player with great sound, a blow up doll, head into the bathroom, and wait for someone.

Who says the Electronic Section doesn't have a Drive Thru?

Plasma Surfing, take a flatscreen out of the box, have a friend pull you surfing on the TV until bored.

Ohh, and the classic,
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:07 pm


Sit in a bathroom stall and sob loudly.
If someone knocks on the door and asks you if you're allright, jump out and tackle them yelling, "JIMMY! YOU CAME BACK FOR ME!!! I KNEW SHE DIDN'T MATTER TO YOU!" *HUGS* ... Reguardless of the gender of said person. xd
PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:40 pm


-Take all of the hermit crabs from the pet section, piss them off, and sneak them into people's carts. They get snappy when they're provoked! xd
-Switch the cold medicines with laxatives, or toothpaste with Preperation H. Proof some people don't read labels.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:07 pm


Tie a fluffy pink bath towel around your neck, stick a pair of underwear on your head and run around the jewelry department singing the superman theme loudly and off key.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:44 am


Pretend your Spider-man. Get some rope and try to swing from the ceiling...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:56 pm


Stick a pig on the ceiling and yell "SPIDER PIG, SPIDER PIG, DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER PIG DOES. CAN HE SWING FROM A WEB? NO HE CAN'T, 'CAUSE HE'S A PIG..." xd
PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:40 am


Bring in a hair dyer and yell "THIS IS A STICKUP!"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:04 pm


Skip along behind people throwing things like flowers or glitter or thumbtacks.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:33 am


Set up a race track in the toy department and race cars on it. Inivte people to join you but tell them they have to bring their own cars.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:20 pm


Take off you shoes and slide along the floors behind a shopping cart full of breakable stuff.
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