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Victory shall be mine. I will conquer the world and rule over all its inhabitants. The diabolical plan I have hatched is so foolproof, I could explain it all to you and it would not change the outcome in the slightest. Right now, I'm hiring minnions to carry out more or less trivial assignments of reletively low difficultly, requiring minimal skill. If you aren't a minnion when I take over the world, you will either die or be thrown into concentration camps.

What is my uber plan, you ask? My plan depends on bribing the world powers to surrender to me all of their assets, materials of any importance, and their political position. Basically, everything they have. In return, I give them brownies, with multi-colored sprinkles on top. I know how much they can't resist brownies, especially when I get to the part where I start pouring whipped cream on the top and top it even more with a nice little cherry. They surely will succumb to the temptation of such a delicious reward. they will have no choice but to give me what I demand.

Are you asking me why they wouldn't just buy it? Simple, my plan derives from the assumption that I will own a monopoly on all the factories that are capable of producing brownies and the topings for them. That is where my minnions come in. They buy all the stock undetected. Nobody will suspect everyone working together. Suddenly, you give all your stock to me and I own all the brownies in the world!!!!

Hm? You don't want to help me? That's too bad. Perhaps now is a good time to tell you the perks about being my minnion. Not only do you get immunity from myt mercilessness when I take over the world, but also get as many brownies as you can eat!!! HAHAHA! Both you and I know that you are unable to say no to that! Who wouldn't want a lot of free brownies? You'd be set for life! All for what...? Buying some stock that I would be paying for anyway? Only a fool would deny my persuasive powers! Don't fight it. It is inevitable that you become my minnion and allow me to take over the world! Bwhahahaha!!!!!!

*licks Saturno's ear* My hero 3nodding

All hail the mighty Saturnos, the merciless bringer of Brownies. None can deny his greatness, and all shall fall to their knees in his presence. May his undying perseverance in his goals grant him the moment of world domination he strives for.

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My uprise to glory is almost assured now. If only I had a picture of me on a throne to celebrate... I'll try and make one.

YUS! THE BROWNIE BRIBES!
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i habe draen this pic yuo pseak of, but o can;t see, os i can;u give it to you

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**bows to the Saturnos... who should feel special**

It is too late to resist, victory is mine!



Note how many minnions I have... They are all having a good time since they are getting enough brownies in their diet. What more could you ask for?! There's no reason you shouldn't become my minnion. FREE BROWNIES!@!@!@!