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 Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:50 pm
Good thing that was Tim, The stunt double of Jim, so Jim was out back having a doughnut. SAVE~!
(wow, this has turned out wierd...)
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:34 pm
but a particularly sticky and sweet donut got stuck in his throat
KILL!
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:17 pm
but the kind ugly waitress gives him mouth to mouth and sucks the donut out into her un abnormally sized belly. SAVE..but it seems like he wants to die... DIE ,ha 2 in 1
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:41 pm
but a mail order priest came by and palm thrust Jim's forhead saying, "May ye be saved by the power of Jesus!" And Jm suddenly became enlightened and did not want to die. SAVE!
(I dunno if that was a legal move....but whatever)
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:24 pm
the preist accidently pushed him out a window into a rose garden...DIE
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:49 pm
but Jim landed on one of those big pillow things that all the stunt doubles jump into, since he was on a movie/tv set. SAVE
(crap, back to saving jim...)
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:26 pm
but the roses pop it DIE twisted
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:37 am
but it popped after Jim landed, and he was only a few feet off the ground. SAVE
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:01 am
Then the roses were fed evil juice by a deranged gardner who had nothing to do with his life so devoted his life to making up a syrum that would bring plants to a more lively state and whats more give them evil intentions so the roses grew and began to strangle Jim or whatever his name is....Kill mrgreen
(Hey it could happen...)
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:08 pm
but, fortunately, their weakness where sticky doughnuts, which Jim just happened to save his from earlier, and thrusted it into the poor garden soil, killing the roses...Save?
(oh ya!)
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:27 am
but jim had so many puncture wounds from the roses thorns that he bled to death KILL
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:22 pm
BUUUUUUUUUT! but the paramedic came back from his split personality trip and patched him up SAVE!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:29 pm
and then slit his throat twisted again
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