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 Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:54 pm
*sits down beside Iruka and eats some popcorn*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:36 pm
Damn, if I had tickets to sell I'd be friggin rich...
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:21 pm
NachoManLance Damn, if I had tickets to sell I'd be friggin rich... im rich .......azn_ richte001 that is xp yah no one still didnt answer my question about the cardboard tube samurai showdown game sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:22 pm
azn_richte001 NachoManLance Damn, if I had tickets to sell I'd be friggin rich... im rich .......azn_ richte001 that is xp yah no one still didnt answer my question about the cardboard tube samurai showdown game sweatdrop It's not near being done yet, I'm afraid. You can still see the monthly progress at their site, but they still have a long way to go.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:15 pm
KarenElhyam Tirien *stands around for hours waiting for a challenger* Alright, screw this. *walks up to Karen and smacks her tube* Will YOU face me? *a sign of clear shock is on her face* Do you dare to question the power that is "Fierce Winter on the Fields of Street Vendors!" I am the scorn of hot dog vendors and ice cream truck drivers the world over. Naught but the mention of my name is enough to send the bravest snack bar worker into fits of terror. You, my dear Tirien, will rue the day you dared to insult me! ((Damn, now you have made me unleash my horrible use of dreaded melodramatic dialouge. Well, consider yourself warned, it will only get worse from here! xp )) * She picks on her tube and swiftly swings it in a powerful arc toward Tirien's head* O.O *leaps to the side but shoulder gets grazed by tube* Curses! *clutches bleeding shoulder and glares up at Karen* *draws own tube* This tube is known by many names... well, actually, just one. *raises tube into the air* The Endless Shining Night of the Alaskan Village! *lightning strikes nearby* *slowly lowers tube to point at Karen* I shan't be defeated by the weilder of a simple vendor's bane! For who could possibly contend with a tube forged of frigid night eternal? *leaps over Karen and quickly, after landing, thrusts at her back, hindered slightly by injury*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:30 pm
Tirien O.O *leaps to the side but shoulder gets grazed by tube* Curses! *clutches bleeding shoulder and glares up at Karen* *draws own tube* This tube is known by many names... well, actually, just one. *raises tube into the air* The Endless Shining Night of the Alaskan Village! *lightning strikes nearby* *slowly lowers tube to point at Karen* I shan't be defeated by the weilder of a simple vendor's bane! For who could possibly contend with a tube forged of frigid night eternal? *leaps over KAren and quickly, after landing, thrusts at her back* *Turns swiftly and meets the tube blow with a shaky parry, but is pushed back from impact* Huh, I see you bring a true challenge.... I am honored to be the one to force the final breath from your quivering dead lips! *Holds tube above head at an angle with one hand and raises the other hand in a defensive stance before leaping into the air and bringing her tube down toward her foe's head*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:43 pm
KarenElhyam *Turns swiftly and meets the tube blow with a shaky parry, but is pushed back from impact* Huh, I see you bring a true challenge.... I am honored to be the one to force the final breath from your quivering dead lips! *Holds tube above head at an angle with one hand and raises the other hand in a defensive stance before leaping into the air and bringing her tube down toward her foe's head* * *parrys the mighty blow with the epic sound of cardboard on cardboard and slides back against the wall with the force of the blow* *closes eyes and whispers some words to the tube* *opens eyes* Brave words... brave words indeed. *bows* You have my respect. But soon all you'll have is an epitaph. *twirls tube above head and catches it, grinning, then charges at Karen brandishing Endless Shining Night of Alaskan Village* Eyyyaaaaaaaah!!! *attempts to pierce your defenses*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:57 pm
*Blocks all but the final blow, which is able to cut her hand and for a moment weaken her grip*
Heh, I see you are not you are well versed with that tube of yours. And that tube is mighty indeed. A fine prize to claim when your body lies dead at my feet.
*Despite the wound on her hand, she holds "Fierce Winter on the Fields of Street Vendors" with a fierce grip, blood flowing down her hand and down her arm, dripping crimson from her elbow. She looks down at the blood*
You are the first in a long while to cause even the slightest injury to me. You will pay for this!
*Quickly swings her tube in a flurry of blows ,at a speed that can barely be traced by the eye*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:28 pm
*switches to a defensive stance and tries to block as many blows as possible, but regardless tears and streaks of blood beneath them start appearing all over my clothes*
(Damn!!)
*jumps backwards and looks at the wound on shoulder, which is bleeding more and more with all the movement* Urg... *ignores the pain and stands tall, eyeing you warily*
Your tube is no small prize itself, it seems. *glances at cuts all over body* It is apparent that the street vendors have much to fear.
However, I am no street vendor. Nay, I most certainly am not.
*steps back against the wall* Oh mighty Alaskan winds, guide my tube like a naked eskimo to an igloo...
*does a backflip and plants feet on wall, then quickly springs forward, spinning tube like a helicopter before me, soaring across the room straight at you, drops of my blood smattering across the floor*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:38 pm
*leaps above the assault, only to have her leg caught on by the swinging tube. She cries in pain, but is able to repond with a blow to the man beneath her while flipping upright and landing on her feet. However, her wounded leg gives out beneath her, and she falls to her knees*
Ha! What farce is this?! Have I been rendered to the point of defeat by a mere fighter such as you?
*she grimaces and stands, limpy wearily on her weak leg*
I think the gods must be laughing at me....
However, I will not die alone, I shall take you with me!!!
*Karen leaps and flips in midair, blood soaking her legs and pants. She holds her tube at point in front of her and aims it straight at Tirien's head*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:02 pm
*watching as the fight grows more spectacular while still handing out nacho trays*
That blood is gonna be such a pain in the a** to clean... crying
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:04 pm
NachoManLance *watching as the fight grows more spectacular while still handing out nacho trays* That blood is gonna be such a pain in the a** to clean... crying ((Sorry, we are kinda getting carried away whee ))
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:07 pm
*while recovering form the energy required for the last attack, I don't notice your attack until the last second*
Shi--it!
*leaps backwards, but injuries hinder my speed, and your tube cuts a long gash down the front of my chest*
Ugh...!
*collapses on back, clutching chest with left hand, right hand still shakily gripping tube*
This is a situation most dire, indeed... *looks at you* But I see you are not faring so well, yourself, Karen... *stands up, but bleeding right arm grows weak and drops the tube, and I fall to my knees*
Ha... 'twould be a shame to die before my mastery of the Tube was complete... for the ill condition I find myself in surely attests to my own imperfect skills. *looks at you, smiling a bit through a grimace, kneeling in a growing pool of blood*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:15 pm
*Karen picks up "Endless Shining Light of Alaskan Village" and looks at it*
A fine blade worthy of a fine master.
*She heaves Tirien forcefully to his feet and hands him the Tube*
I think we are evenly matched, my friend. For as you can see, despite apperence, I doubt I would be able to hold up against another blow.
*She gestures toward her wounds and breaths heavily*
I think it would be a disservice to the Art of The Tube to kill you, and instead think we should both focus on the more important issues at hand, healing our wounds and.....
*Karen looks about with squinting, tired eyes*
Cleaning the dojo!
*Karen then runs to the janitors closet and roles out the mops, soap and bucket. She then procedes to clean the dojo floor with a vigor*
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:30 pm
You are a worthy and honorable opponent indeed. *bows and accepts tube*
*looks around*
........
*SIGH*
*grabs a rag and runs back and forth across the floor with it anime-style*
Dammit, blood is always so hard to get out of these mats...
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