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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:50 pm

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TMW: *humming as she returns to her private closet with Tasuki* *looks us* What the! Argh!

Tasuki: *with cigarette and sake* eek Agh! It's not how it looks dear! Honestly! *hides*

TMW: *in evil death mode* twisted YOU! Unfaithful! Traitor!

Tasuki: NO honestly it's all Nakago's fault!

TMW: *whips out Frying Pan of Doom* Then he dies! *starts to beat up Nakago with FPoD* Honestly! I put up signs of death and still all you nutcases insist on getting after my husband! Oh and Ceres. *Grabs Nuriko and lays a huge kiss on him* That's for smacking me!

Nuriko: Help!

TMW: Nope, no helping! twisted Now if you'll excuse us we have some things to do in the closet of death. *tosses in Nuriko with Tasuki and then locks self up inside* Mwhahahaha!

Nuriko and Tasuki: *pounding from inside Closet of Death* Help!

Ceres: * sees TMW-san kiss Nuriko* stressed stressed stressed NO!!!!! scream GO WITH YOU'RE OWN BISHIE LEAVE NURIKO OUT OF THIS!!!! *takes axe and smashes down closet door* I'LL SAVE YOU MY DARLING!!!! gonk crying

Nuriko: Eeep. eek

Ceres:*practicly jumps ontop of Nuriko* YOU'RE OK!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH crying crying !!!!!!! *bawls into his shirt*

Nuriko: sweatdrop Auh......It's ok???

Ceres:*bawls* crying gonk

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:28 pm

Ceres_CelestialMaiden

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TMW: *humming as she returns to her private closet with Tasuki* *looks us* What the! Argh!

Tasuki: *with cigarette and sake* eek Agh! It's not how it looks dear! Honestly! *hides*

TMW: *in evil death mode* twisted YOU! Unfaithful! Traitor!

Tasuki: NO honestly it's all Nakago's fault!

TMW: *whips out Frying Pan of Doom* Then he dies! *starts to beat up Nakago with FPoD* Honestly! I put up signs of death and still all you nutcases insist on getting after my husband! Oh and Ceres. *Grabs Nuriko and lays a huge kiss on him* That's for smacking me!

Nuriko: Help!

TMW: Nope, no helping! twisted Now if you'll excuse us we have some things to do in the closet of death. *tosses in Nuriko with Tasuki and then locks self up inside* Mwhahahaha!

Nuriko and Tasuki: *pounding from inside Closet of Death* Help!

Ceres: * sees TMW-san kiss Nuriko* stressed stressed stressed NO!!!!! scream GO WITH YOU'RE OWN BISHIE LEAVE NURIKO OUT OF THIS!!!! *takes axe and smashes down closet door* I'LL SAVE YOU MY DARLING!!!! gonk crying

Nuriko: Eeep. eek

Ceres:*practicly jumps ontop of Nuriko* YOU'RE OK!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH crying crying !!!!!!! *bawls into his shirt*

Nuriko: sweatdrop Auh......It's ok???

Ceres:*bawls* crying gonk

Yay. 3nodding

O.o

o.O

*Runs in to save Tasuki, Lifts him over her shoulder him far-far away from TMW*

*Sets him down 42 miles away and hands him a bottle of Sake, Salutes, and frolicks away to play in a field of illegal druggie plant crops*

xd

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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:28 pm

Nakago: You had better do something...if I see that blasted frying pan again...I will blast every one here into oblivion!

Me: Uh oh...Umm...Ok...*Grabs Nakago and drags him out of the thread*

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:32 pm

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Nakago: You had better do something...if I see that blasted frying pan again...I will blast every one here into oblivion!

Me: Uh oh...Umm...Ok...*Grabs Nakago and drags him out of the thread*

*is dragged out along with them, secretly attached to Nakago's leg*

Me: 3nodding 4laugh

Shhhhh. Be Vewy, Vewy quiet. ninja

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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:06 pm

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TMW: *humming as she returns to her private closet with Tasuki* *looks us* What the! Argh!

Tasuki: *with cigarette and sake* eek Agh! It's not how it looks dear! Honestly! *hides*

TMW: *in evil death mode* twisted YOU! Unfaithful! Traitor!

Tasuki: NO honestly it's all Nakago's fault!

TMW: *whips out Frying Pan of Doom* Then he dies! *starts to beat up Nakago with FPoD* Honestly! I put up signs of death and still all you nutcases insist on getting after my husband! Oh and Ceres. *Grabs Nuriko and lays a huge kiss on him* That's for smacking me!

Nuriko: Help!

TMW: Nope, no helping! twisted Now if you'll excuse us we have some things to do in the closet of death. *tosses in Nuriko with Tasuki and then locks self up inside* Mwhahahaha!

Nuriko and Tasuki: *pounding from inside Closet of Death* Help!

Ceres: * sees TMW-san kiss Nuriko* stressed stressed stressed NO!!!!! scream GO WITH YOU'RE OWN BISHIE LEAVE NURIKO OUT OF THIS!!!! *takes axe and smashes down closet door* I'LL SAVE YOU MY DARLING!!!! gonk crying

Nuriko: Eeep. eek

Ceres:*practicly jumps ontop of Nuriko* YOU'RE OK!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH crying crying !!!!!!! *bawls into his shirt*

Nuriko: sweatdrop Auh......It's ok???

Ceres:*bawls* crying gonk

Yay. 3nodding

O.o

o.O

*Runs in to save Tasuki, Lifts him over her shoulder him far-far away from TMW*

*Sets him down 42 miles away and hands him a bottle of Sake, Salutes, and frolicks away to play in a field of illegal druggie plant crops*

xd

TMW: *sees Tasuki kidnapped* scream scream scream scream
Tasuki! Come back my beloved! I'll save you! *runs the 42 miles to recue Tasuki and beat up Shinsetsu with the Frying Pan of Doom* Here you take Nakago! *tosses Nakago at Shinsetsu* Oh and by the way *smacks them both with the FPoD* Now, you're safe my beloved husband!

Tasuki: Aww, come on this was a heck of a lot more fun then you and Nuriko in that closet!

TMW: What?! stressed scream I'll toss you back in the pool if you say that again!

Tasuki: eek Nothing!

TMW: That closet was a beautiful safe haven of love and passion! And anyway I thought you liked listening the Barry White in your skeevies.

Tasuki: eek *whispers* Nobody's supposed ta know about that ya crazy wench!

TMW: They all went in the closet! We might as well have hung a sign that said "Come see Tasuki the Amazing Exhibitionist!"

Tasuki: *passes out from embarrasment*

TMW: twisted *drags Tasuki back to closet and hangs up new sign: "Tasuki's Pantless Night Club! No Pants Allowed! (Underwear optional twisted ). Mwhahaha! *ducks into new nightclub*

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:16 pm

themadwriter

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TMW: *humming as she returns to her private closet with Tasuki* *looks us* What the! Argh!

Tasuki: *with cigarette and sake* eek Agh! It's not how it looks dear! Honestly! *hides*

TMW: *in evil death mode* twisted YOU! Unfaithful! Traitor!

Tasuki: NO honestly it's all Nakago's fault!

TMW: *whips out Frying Pan of Doom* Then he dies! *starts to beat up Nakago with FPoD* Honestly! I put up signs of death and still all you nutcases insist on getting after my husband! Oh and Ceres. *Grabs Nuriko and lays a huge kiss on him* That's for smacking me!

Nuriko: Help!

TMW: Nope, no helping! twisted Now if you'll excuse us we have some things to do in the closet of death. *tosses in Nuriko with Tasuki and then locks self up inside* Mwhahahaha!

Nuriko and Tasuki: *pounding from inside Closet of Death* Help!

Ceres: * sees TMW-san kiss Nuriko* stressed stressed stressed NO!!!!! scream GO WITH YOU'RE OWN BISHIE LEAVE NURIKO OUT OF THIS!!!! *takes axe and smashes down closet door* I'LL SAVE YOU MY DARLING!!!! gonk crying

Nuriko: Eeep. eek

Ceres:*practicly jumps ontop of Nuriko* YOU'RE OK!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH crying crying !!!!!!! *bawls into his shirt*

Nuriko: sweatdrop Auh......It's ok???

Ceres:*bawls* crying gonk

Yay. 3nodding

O.o

o.O

*Runs in to save Tasuki, Lifts him over her shoulder him far-far away from TMW*

*Sets him down 42 miles away and hands him a bottle of Sake, Salutes, and frolicks away to play in a field of illegal druggie plant crops*

xd

TMW: *sees Tasuki kidnapped* scream scream scream scream
Tasuki! Come back my beloved! I'll save you! *runs the 42 miles to recue Tasuki and beat up Shinsetsu with the Frying Pan of Doom* Here you take Nakago! *tosses Nakago at Shinsetsu* Oh and by the way *smacks them both with the FPoD* Now, you're safe my beloved husband!

Tasuki: Aww, come on this was a heck of a lot more fun then you and Nuriko in that closet!

TMW: What?! stressed scream I'll toss you back in the pool if you say that again!

Tasuki: eek Nothing!

TMW: That closet was a beautiful safe haven of love and passion! And anyway I thought you liked listening the Barry White in your skeevies.

Tasuki: eek *whispers* Nobody's supposed ta know about that ya crazy wench!

TMW: They all went in the closet! We might as well have hung a sign that said "Come see Tasuki the Amazing Exhibitionist!"

Tasuki: *passes out from embarrasment*

TMW: twisted *drags Tasuki back to closet and hangs up new sign: "Tasuki's Pantless Night Club! No Pants Allowed! (Underwear optional twisted ). Mwhahaha! *ducks into new nightclub*

First off, *whacks TMW with her own Mr. Frying Pan Mock2!...twice! *

*takes Nakago* That I shall. *Dashes off toward the new nighclub, tearing off Nakago pants, leaving him in only his non-existant boxers* xd WH00T!! Sake on ME! *Dashes inside, holding a protesting Chibi Nakago above her head* (ooh, new thought - Chibi Buns! Kawaii! XD)

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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 10:53 pm

Oh! I take offense at this Madame! *smacks Shinsetsu again with the Frying Pan of Doom* I challenge you to a duel! We shall see whose frying pan is the greatest! Mwhahahaha! twisted

Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:38 am

You better put him down...not only is that going to get to him...but he also already gave an ultimatum on that blasted frying pan...so we're all in danger now. In the spirit of things however...I will be the judge and overseer of this duel! Are we having it in the pantless club...or out? *Hands on pants in case*

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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 9:02 am

Ceres & Nuriko: *reads sign*

Nuriko: eek

Ceres: twisted

Nuriko: *holds onto pants*

Ceres:I'M COMING!!!!!!! xd *starts dragging Nuriko*

Nuriko: No! I refuse!! Let me go!!!! gonk Someone help me!!

Ceres: There's no one to save you now ninja .

Nuriko:Eep. eek gonk

Ceres:*tries to pulls off Nuriko's pants and hold up 10 Sake bottles* Can I came in!? Oh and, here Shinsetsu-chan,*hand bat with bloodstained nails on it* You may use me Bat O' Death. biggrin

Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 2:02 pm

Wow...Fangirls have violent tendacies...Frying Pan of Doom..Bat of Death...Whats next?

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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:06 pm

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Wow...Fangirls have violent tendacies...Frying Pan of Doom..Bat of Death...Whats next?

Ceres:This *hold up laser*:

xXxThe Bishie Tamer 9000xXx

He he heh... twisted

Nuriko: eek ::glup::

Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:41 pm

Very well. Now for some rules.

1. The duel shall be held in the pantless bar.

2. The duelists are limited to their frying pan weapons.

3. Any interference from other fangirls or bishonens shall render the duel null and void.

4. In dueling tradition each fangirl may have a second of their choosing.

5. If one of the seconds is brought into the duel the duel will than consist of pantless mud wrestling.

6. Loser pays for sake and has to offer their bishonen up for a strip tease.

7. Nakago shall declare the final winner.

8. There shall be no bribing of the judge. Any bribes shall render the duel null and void.

After these rules (with additions or subtractions by either Nakago or Shinsetsu) are approved the duel shall begin!

Tasuki: *hiding pantless behind a bush* You're nuts ya know that?

TMW: *polishing the Frying Pan of Doom* Of course. twisted Come on everybody! The fun is about to begin!

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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 1:21 am

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Very well. Now for some rules.

1. The duel shall be held in the pantless bar.

2. The duelists are limited to their frying pan weapons.

3. Any interference from other fangirls or bishonens shall render the duel null and void.

4. In dueling tradition each fangirl may have a second of their choosing.

5. If one of the seconds is brought into the duel the duel will than consist of pantless mud wrestling.

6. Loser pays for sake and has to offer their bishonen up for a strip tease.

7. Nakago shall declare the final winner.

8. There shall be no bribing of the judge. Any bribes shall render the duel null and void.

After these rules (with additions or subtractions by either Nakago or Shinsetsu) are approved the duel shall begin!

Tasuki: *hiding pantless behind a bush* You're nuts ya know that?

TMW: *polishing the Frying Pan of Doom* Of course. twisted Come on everybody! The fun is about to begin!

*Dons Pantless Referee Uniform, complete with exceedingly loud whislte*

Wow..this is going to be one of the most insane...and at the same time...interesting things I have ever participated in. 3nodding

Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 11:19 am

AwRIGHT! *Waxes her perty Mr. Frying Pan Mock2, super-glueing the bloody nailed bat to the bottom* Bwa! *swings it over her heat by the pan's handle*

....wait, Loser has to offer their bishonen up for a strip tease?? *Starts to stare at Mr. Frying Pan Mock2+++ with disintrest*

Hmm...

ninja

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Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 12:23 pm

O.o I leave for two days and look what happens... xd Apparently the need for insanity filters out to the other members of the group when I'm absent...INteresting. 3nodding
stare Nakago, please put some clothes on, I'm not entirely sure there's anyone wanting to see that.

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