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a pick-up truck loaded with bats runs you over, and the bats fly out and hit you in all your vital spots as well.

pours scalding hot coffee on you, which results you going into shock, and passing out. Then I chop off your arms and legs, amputating them. and when you wake up, shot you in the heart with an arrow, then press the detonation button for the bomb that I implanted in your head. killing you. Then I clean up the mess, sell all your organs for cash, and cook your flesh and sell it like fried chicken. razz

(doubtful; I'm a vegetartian. razz )

I rip off your flesh and shove it down your throat, resulting you choking on your own flesh, and the poisonious toxion killing you as well.

You trip on your dress and fall into a merciless pit of hungry vampires that the vampire hunter hunted.

I use my sythe to unleash evil upon you and youz die burning_eyes

Pikachu's blast goes uncontrolable crazy, and zaps you and everyone else in this thread as well.

Faunzy widdles out of your flute, then kidnaps your soul and stashes in his flute to stay there forever.
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