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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:45 pm
::This unit is processing phenomenon known as "Bad Touch."::
::Searching appropriate reaction files::
::Engaging electroshock bee-covered tentacles::
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:23 pm
*Bwwwlinnnnnnngg*
Scotty! This... isn'ttheEnterprise!! Scotty?!? Mr. Scott?
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:25 pm
::This unit detects a combatant::
Greetings, PARTICIPANT. Please prepare for combat.
::Loading possible training scenarios::
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:25 pm
Clark~Kent *Bwwwlinnnnnnngg*Scotty! This... isn'ttheEnterprise!! Scotty?!? Mr. Scott?
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:27 pm
MirrorKirk! This....
Mustbe.... Yourdoing!
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:27 pm
COMBAT MAY NOT BEGIN UNTIL SIMULATION IS COMPLETE.
::Stasis fields freeze both Kirks in sexy lunging poses::
::loading simulation "DRAMATIC BATTLE SEASON THREE"....::
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:30 pm
::The Cyberdome grid dissappears and is replaced by an orange backdropped sky. Large boulders the color of spray paint surround a large circle drawn on the ground. The circle has blue and white lines on it::
::Above the circle, a female Vulcan sits atop a litter. Aliens from all over the universe surround the circle. The Vulcan stands::
Bring the weapons.
::Two large weapons that look like can openers are given to the Kirks. The Vulcan speaks again::
Kirk of our universe, you may only stand upon the white. Kirk of the mirror universe, you may only stand on the blue. One of you shall not live long and prosper. This fight...is to....THE DEATH.
::A loud dramatic chord plays in the distance, as thundering 'fight' music starts to blare out::
BEGIN.
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:35 pm
*Evil Kirk spins his weapon with a devious grin on his evil dimension face.*
Today. You. Die ... bymyhandsKirk. My. Victory. Shall ... beaswiftone!
*He jumps to a blue line close to Kirk and swings the blade side of his weapon at his stomach!*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:39 pm
*dodging to a distant white line, Mirror Kirk manages to slash a gash into real Kirk's shirt*
My..... Shirt!
*Real Kirk sweeps his blade at his opponents legs*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:41 pm
::Orion Slave women in the crowd holler and cheer::
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:48 pm
*He quickly uses the blunt end to block the blade but is sent realing back. He quickly jumps away to the blue line behind him, a cut slashes in one of his pant legs.*
How. Dare. You ... ruinmyuniform! You'll. Die. For ... thatyoufatwindbag.
*He jumps two lines right next to good Kirk and sends the blunt end to smash his head.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:57 pm
Real Kirk easily moves his head out of the way and lauches his weapon at Mirror Kirk, as though it were a spear*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:04 pm
*He's taken off guard by the spear throw and has time no time to dodge completely. He moves to the side and his arm is slashed deep.*
Damn. You. That ... hurtlikehell! But. Now. You ... havenoweapon.
*He tucks back his injured arm and starts slashing at good Kirk ferociously*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:07 pm
*his opponents slashing catches him in the chest leaving a tear down the center and deep gash*
Damn... you... MirrorDouble!
*clenches both fists together and hits him in the shoulder*
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:12 pm
*Good Kirk manages to hit his injured arm, making Evil Kirk turn in pain and toss his own weapon away.*
Gasp! Damn. You ... Gooddouble.
*He throws his own punch at Kirks face.*
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