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Right, so, I dreamt Stalin threw this Soviet Dance Party.

So I like, flew through the Kremlin window into the pary room and then, slow motion, like when the glass elevator breaks out of the roof in Willy Wonka, all the lights shut off. Poles and cages came down, and all this techno started blasting. Stalin was doing some handjive and the electric slide, and cocking his head Night at the Roxbury style. And then there was a pause in the music, and then, Bam! Firework and one hot chick appeared in this cage with the same Chinese Soviet underwear I stole and got in the box upstairs and this crazy neon-esque color hair. BAM! Another. BAM! BAM! BAM! And then alot of little bams, where nomore girls appeared, and then another BAM! And this chick in an SS uniform jumped up from the middle of the room with a whip, the music started, and everyone started dancing again.

She kept leading all the girls into cages, pulling them off their poles and whatnot and there hair kept changing color. So, they're in there, and then they all start getting the same outfit on. And everyones just dancin, like madmen, and Stalin is doing backflips. Then all this Russian screaming starts in the background of the Music, something about Supremecy through dance or whatever (Thats all I could understand/remember) and I got lost in the crowd. And then floor lights swung past and there was a clearing and all these chicks with the changing hair in the SS outfits and the one blackhaired chick in the center with the whip did the coolest Spastic Jumping and rolling and Spinning ******** choreographied dance ever. Stalin slid in on his knees, and started doing the Charlie Brown dance with the lead chick while the chicks in the back were breakdancing.

And then I turned into the Frog King and started dancing with Stalin and the Chick.