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 Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:43 am
Xenedra Carrot: I love the jokes...keep it up rofl oooh....i shall post the good ones. they haven't been so great recently.. oh now, wait there was one... *goes to find* here you go! Two of Those
The telephone lineman had been out drinking the night before, and the
next day he went to work not feeling to good. At the first pole that he
had to work on, he climbed to the top and as he took his pliers out to
repair the wire he dropped it so, he had to climb all the way down to
retrieve it , as he got to the bottom of the pole and was picking up his
pliers, a small boy was there and said to the lineman, "My daddy is a
lineman too and he would have had two pair of pliers, so he wouldn't
have to climb down the pole after the pliers that you dropped".
The lineman tried to ignore the boy and climbed back up the pole very
slowly. About his time he needed a hammer to drive in a large nail, and
as he was taking it out, it slipped and fell to the ground and again he
had to climb down the pole to retrieve it. So he slowly climbed down
the pole and sure enough the little boy was there and said. "My daddy is
a lineman and he would have carried two hammers so if he had lost one he
wouldn't have to climb down".
This irritated the lineman, but he ignored the boy and climbed back up
the pole to finish his work. He was no sooner up the pole when he had to
go to the bathroom, so down he climbs from the pole and goes over to the
brushes to take a leak, as he was going he saw the little boy watching
him through the brushes. He had it and says to the boy "I'll bet your
dad doesn't have two of these, does he?"
The boy replied, "No, but his would make two of yours".
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:59 am
[x] ^ surprised How rude! wink [x]
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 2:34 pm
yes, tis somewhat...crude. but funny all the same
well, it was hilarious when i read it in chemsitry...but i was really bored (being in chemsitry)
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:14 pm
we were trying to remember the lyrics in school today...
Summer Of '69
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you
Standin' on your Mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on your Mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:20 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:39 am
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:07 am
you know pikachu, hes yellow, has two poiny ears and is soo cute! mrgreen now how many words do these have to be? i dont have much to write about early in the morning and its been a while since i came here -_-' ... *sighs* ....
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 8:36 am
From the first page... Kimini Did you know that in Gaia, the gold you get for your first post every day (that is, after midnight, Gaia time) is proportional to the amount of text you post in it? Our research has shown that if your first post is approximately 400 words long, you will get 27 gold. No more than that, though. This thread is where you should come first every day, and post a good long bit of blather for your gold. Have fun and good luck!! ^_^ Can't think of something to say? Quote someone else. Quote someone's quote. Just please don't post a full page of bumps. However, we just post songs, which i doubt are 400 words, yet tend to get (well, it does for me) around 20+
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:35 pm
a_shy_girl_1999 you know pikachu, hes yellow, has two poiny ears and is soo cute! mrgreen now how many words do these have to be? i dont have much to write about early in the morning and its been a while since i came here -_-' ... *sighs* .... Baby Come Back...Player
Spending all my nights, all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again
Trying to forget you is just a waste of time
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up the smile that hides a tear
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart
Nothing left for me, ain't there nothing left for me
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, listen, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
I was wrong, and I just can't live
Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:07 am
Hard Luck Woman...Kiss
If never I met you
I'd never have seen you cry
If not for our first "Hello"
We'd never have to say goodbye
If never I held you
My feelin's would never show
It's time I start walking
But there's so much you'll never know
I keep telling you hard luck woman
You ain't a hard luck woman
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen
Rags, I really love ya
I can't forget about you
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, 'til you find your man
Before I go let me kiss you
And wipe the tears from your eyes
I don't wanna hurt you girl
You know I could never lie
I keep telling you hard luck woman
You ain't a hard luck woman
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, 'til you find your man
Rags, the sailor's only daughter
A child of the water
Too proud to be a queen
Rags, I really love ya
I can't forget about you
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, 'til you find your man
You'll be a hard luck woman
Baby, 'til you find your man
Oh yeah, bye bye, so long, don't cry, I been packin' my bags, whoa, leavin' you
Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, baby, don't cry
I gotta keep on movin', yeah... (to fade)
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:33 am
A Joke for all the girls out there! (you guys can laugh along too!)
It's Great to be a Woman
- Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies (you get the point).
- You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
- You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
- You know The Truth about whether size matters.
- Speeding ticket? What's that?
- New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
- You never had to walk the high school halls with your notebook
strategically positioned.
- If you have sex with someone, and don't call him or her the next day,
you're not the devil.
- Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
- If you have to be home in time for Melrose Place, you can say so, out
loud.
- If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
- Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
- You can sleep your way to the top.
- You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:46 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:31 pm
knew you'd like that one, dru
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:40 am
[x] Like the third one from the bottom. xp [x]
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:57 am
*thinks paper knife and winces*
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