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 Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:54 pm
EEFG found a magic lamp that would grant her one wish. She wishes she could be cat. POOF! She turns into a magnificent lioness. Suddenly, a hunter shoots her, stuffs her, and mounts her on his wall. But she is still pretty.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:49 pm
...Ow....
As Lovely-sempai walked through a field, a witch came up and turned her into a bug! She cried, and began to squirm away. She was then stepped on by her best friend. ^_~
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Edward_Elric_Fan_Grl Crew
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:17 pm
lol
EEFG's friend came up to her and said, "So, there were two muffins in an oven and one muffin turned to the other and said, 'Boy, is it hot in here!'. The other muffin looked at it and exclaimed, 'OMG! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!'"
EEFG died laughing.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:06 pm
....I sympathize for my friend...Yet I still kind of hate her for that...
Bent over her desk, Lovely-sempai was studying her texts books. She began to drop her head, but the impact on her tired brain made her have a seizure and she died.
.....0.o"...That was different....O_o
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Edward_Elric_Fan_Grl Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:47 pm
A ninja ran over to EEFG and shoved a pipe down her throat and made her smoke it. The listed cause of death was smoke inhalation. Smoking = Bad
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:46 pm
Why a ninja though? T~T
A pirate ran up to Lovely-sempai and shot her. Then stole her wallet! ^_^
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Edward_Elric_Fan_Grl Crew
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:04 pm
lol idk; i was just saying something
EEFG was riding her bike when she hit a death pebble and lost control. She hit a parked car and went right through its' windshield. She lost a lot of blood and died on the operating table. I wonder who pays the insurance…
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:38 pm
O_o" Ouch...
Lovely-Sempai was recently diagnosed with a very severe case of terrets. She, who also had the depressed side effects, eventually was killed by 'unpurposely' pressing the shock button 200 volts higher while in shock therapy.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:37 pm
Woo! Shock therapy!
EEFG had MPS (multiple personality syndrome). One day, one of her personalities became depressed and hung herself. So, is that suicide or murder?
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:19 pm
Both.
Lovely-sempai broke up with her boyfriend, and he then became a stalker. She got so fed up with him, she shot him. She was charged life for murder. She was then killed on her fourth day of prison.
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Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:12 am
EEFG LOVED TO SING THIS SONG "DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES YES I LIKE PANCAKES DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES YES I LIKE WAFFLES DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST! So one day someone got sooooooo fed up with singing so he killed EEFG!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:03 pm
Hehe. ^_^
Fallen decided to take a walk in the park. When she got there, she was so happy, she didn't notice the ducks walking across the path. She tripped over a baby duck, and broke her leg. She was then pecked to death. ^_^ She died from lack of blood for her eyes!
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Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:23 pm
EEFG loved Joe Jonas so she started stalking him and one day he got a restraining order against her. She went nuts and went after her but he killed her. Poor poor EEFG she never saw it coming.
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Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:24 pm
Ew...Yuck...Why? O_o"
Fallen was walking around, when she saw Lovely-sempai and EEFG standing around talking. She ran over to talk to them, but when she finally reached them, she tripped and broke her neck.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:33 pm
EEFG was so stupid she thought a bomb was a whoopie cushion, so she decided to put it on the chair of her friends. The bomb was the type of one were you just hit the button and boom. So her friend sat on the bomb and she chuckled at that was it, she blew up her friend and herself as well.
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