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 Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:49 am
...on an iceberg in the middle of the Argol Sea, with Alex no where to be seen.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:13 am
At this point the player begins to grind his or her teeth because he was right there but didn't join your party.
Jenna discovers an outboard motor attached to the iceberg, which leads to a minigame involving dodging jellyfish with the L and R buttons. Since your R button is broken, it will take you a few tries to get this right. twisted
Two changes of batteries and a hammer later, you reach the shore and...
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 12:01 pm
Kraden decides he's going to go exploring. He's an idiot so he doesn't go with weapons or with any of the party members.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:03 pm
The party now has the option of following the old geezer or leaving him stranded and moving on. Following the instinct in your gut you choose too . . .
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:09 pm
... pretend you haven't even noticed he's gone. The party continues to Tolbi, where Sheba wanders off and gets distracted by the Lucky Dice game, and you have to find her so that someone can give her a stern talking-to about the dangers of gambling when the prices of inns are inflating so fast.
Unfortunately, the Lucky Dice place is not where you thought it was when you played the game through the first time, and you wander Tolbi for several hours trying to find it. You finally find it in...
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:45 pm
And just when you were going to enter, Sheba comes out with 25 grands on her, handing you the money and smiling evilly. Turns out they had a new poker table installed, and needless to say, mind read PWNs all. Now you walk around trying to spend some of that money since it's too heavy to carry as you come up across a...
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:51 pm
.. for only fifteen grand, a full-size wax replica of ...
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:23 pm
...Hsu! (The dude cuaght under the boulder in GS1)Who would've thunk it?
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:55 am
Using your Psynergy Carry you lift the wax statue of Hsu. And you find a slip of paper underneath with some writing on it. Ivan goes and picks it up. The paper reads: "The day is mine Trebek!" Not knowing any better, Ivan reads the note 3 times, and suddenly Sean Connery appears...
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:52 pm
...saying "I'll take a**l Bum Cover for $550!" He is shortly followed by an exasperated Alex Trebek, saying "For the last time, Mr. Connery, the topic is An Album Cover !" The party is very confused at this, and they decide to...
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:14 am
...bring Mr. Connery with them for comic relief, plus they needed someone to replace Kraden while he is gone.
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Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:38 pm
However, as the party is hanging out and tentatively getting to know Mr. Connery, Kraden suddenly returns - he has, naturally, just gotten the living daylights beat out of him by giant bugs with boxing gloves, and is crawling back to apologize for running off.
"sry i awoled lol mia heal plz k? i giv 1g"
Mia reacts by....
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:37 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:38 pm
. . . to freeze Kraden solid. After all, they've just gotten Mr. Connery and the positions is no longer open . . .
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:53 pm
...to people who like cheese or Picard in a....
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