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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:37 am
Ms Emma Frost Eel_O`Brien hey Electra- Do you ever get cold in that outfit? Would you mind looking me in the eyes when you ask that question? Hey Frankie, exactly how much sunblock does it take to keep from burning? One tube of SPF Eleventy BILLION every 3 minutes. hey -Well, ANY villian...has a her ever butsted in on you while you were..shall we say.."Dropping of the kids at the pool"?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:24 am
Vulture: Look, I'm old and incontenant. I have to make a few trips a day. You'd think that blasted Spider would have the courtesy to wait.
Alfred, you wanna have a duel of the butlers? Ten bucks says I whip you.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:51 am
Jarvis the Butler Alfred, you wanna have a duel of the butlers? Ten bucks says I whip you. Alfred: Yeah, right, I'm Batmans Butler, who do you think taught him Prep Time? Emma Frost: How do you keep your whites so white?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:07 am
Cecilia_Reyes Jarvis the Butler Alfred, you wanna have a duel of the butlers? Ten bucks says I whip you. Alfred: Yeah, right, I'm Batmans Butler, who do you think taught him Prep Time? Emma Frost: How do you keep your whites so white? Emma- The skin of infants is suprisingly stain resistant. 3nodding hey Dr. Reyes- Is your force field an effective contraceptive?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:45 am
Eel_O`Brien Cecilia_Reyes Emma Frost: How do you keep your whites so white? Emma- The skin of infants is suprisingly stain resistant. 3nodding hey Dr. Reyes- Is your force field an effective contraceptive? Yes, but only if more than six inches are involved. Now a question for Sabretooth - What do you use to keep that fur so glossy and sleek?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:16 pm
Cecilia_Reyes Eel_O`Brien Cecilia_Reyes Emma Frost: How do you keep your whites so white? Emma- The skin of infants is suprisingly stain resistant. 3nodding hey Dr. Reyes- Is your force field an effective contraceptive? Yes, but only if more than six inches are involved. Now a question for Sabretooth - What do you use to keep that fur so glossy and sleek? A good conditioner and frequent salon visits..I mean..um.. sweatdrop Hey Greer- If there were 2 doors..one with a lady, and one with a tiger behind them...which one would you be behind?
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:38 pm
Greer: Third base!
Hey, Aquaman. WHAT is that SMELL?!
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:39 pm
Linda Lee Danvers Greer: Third base! Hey, Aquaman. WHAT is that SMELL?! My "Windbreaker Buttocks" hey..waterbearer hand comes with penalties, ok? Hey Supergirl..can i gt a scorecard to keep track?
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:42 pm
Supergirl: Oh, come on, it's not THAT complicated....There was Super-girl first, and then there was Supergirl (silver age) then Supergirl Matrix then Supergirl Earth Angel then Supergirl Linda Danvers who ended up becoming Lee the fallen angel then Supergirl Superman's daughter from the future, and then finally Supergirl the modern take. Plus, the animated Supergirl and the several Elseworlds S-girls.
HOW hard can that be to keep track of?!
Hey, Hawkman. Can I have a scorecard to keep track?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:43 pm
Linda Lee Danvers Supergirl: Oh, come on, it's not THAT complicated....There was Super-girl first, and then there was Supergirl (silver age) then Supergirl Matrix then Supergirl Earth Angel then Supergirl Linda Danvers who ended up becoming Lee the fallen angel then Supergirl Superman's daughter from the future, and then finally Supergirl the modern take. Plus, the animated Supergirl and the several Elseworlds S-girls. HOW hard can that be to keep track of?! Hey, Hawkman. Can I have a scorecard to keep track? SQUAWK! POLLY WANT A RETCON! hey SPiral- why the 6 arms?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:18 pm
Ricochet Rita SQUAWK! POLLY WANT A RETCON! hey SPiral- why the 6 arms? SPIRAL: I can comb my hair, brush my teeth, dress myself, talk on the phone and play patty cake with the neighbor's kids all at the same time. How about you? stare Storm, what's your favorite weather anomoly?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:19 pm
Patsy Walker Ricochet Rita SQUAWK! POLLY WANT A RETCON! hey SPiral- why the 6 arms? SPIRAL: I can comb my hair, brush my teeth, dress myself, talk on the phone and play patty cake with the neighbor's kids all at the same time. How about you? stare Storm, what's your favorite weather anomoly? Raining toads. you do know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning.. hey patsy- Does your hellsight let you see the cereal box prizes?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:26 pm
Eel_O`Brien Raining toads. you do know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning.. hey patsy- Does your hellsight let you see the cereal box prizes?
Hey, Aquaman, when you're relating to yourself, does your waterbearer hand feel like someone else's?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:31 pm
Greer Nelson Hey, Aquaman, when you're relating to yourself, does your waterbearer hand feel like someone else's? AQUAMAN: Yes, and that someone else is not always a nice person. stare Wolverine, tastes great or less filling?
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:19 pm
Patsy Walker Wolverine, tastes great or less filling? Wolverine: I'm an alcoholic, does it really matter? Raven, what's it like to have Wonder Girl as a mentor?
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